"Xue…wake up Xue? Snow."
Who was it? It's so noisy. Will it kill me to wake up naturally? He hated that I covered my head and ears with a pillow.
" I'm in!" The door was opened with a bang.
" It's snowing." Brother took my pillow away.
" I know, I hate it," I jumped up and said impatiently.
Brush your teeth…wash your face…
I walked downstairs in a daze. If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have played so late yesterday…I'm sleepy ~
Bang!
It hurts so much ~ My nose…My sleepiness is gone.
"Little brat, when did you get in front of me? Are you courting death?"
"Why are you behind me? There's no sound when you walk. Are you a ghost?”The little ghost also looked like he had not woken up. His hair was messy, and his eyes were not fully open. The clothes that were too big were draped loosely over him.
"So cute ~" I grabbed his face. It was so smooth ~ I tried my best to soften his hair. My son is so cute ~ like a real doll…I was right to take him in.
"Let go, I'm not a child…Hey, what's with that expression? "I'm not your toy." Little brat, quickly keep a distance from me. What's so great about it? If you don't want to play, then so be it.
"If you come near me again, I'll sue you for sexual harassment.”The little ghost protected his body and said, What? I really want to f * ck him, but I don't believe that I can't handle him.
"Is that so? Then do you want to try making raw rice into cooked rice?”I smiled and leaned into him. He nervously retreated and fell against the wall in a few steps. I slowly reached out my hand and leaned into him. Hehe. The little ghost was so afraid that he curled up into a ball and closed his eyes. He didn't dare to look at me. He wouldn't really think that I was going to f * ck him, right? Hahaha, what a single-celled organism.
I clenched my fist and knocked hard.
" It hurts!" The little ghost covered his head with tears.
"Idiot, what are you thinking about? "I don't have paedophile syndrome. I'm going downstairs to eat." I walked downstairs, and my mouth couldn't help but curl up.
In order not to let the little ghost go to school alone, my brother and I gave up our bicycles and walked with the little ghost. How tiring ~
"Little brat, we're going in ~"
" I know, and don't call me little brat," his son said discontentedly.
" Tsk." My brother and I walked into the classroom. The kid's classroom was right next to ours. I really couldn't understand why he had to learn the same things as us when he was only 14 years old. Was he tired?
In the evening.
" Hello everyone, I'm here again." I opened the door of the basketball club.
"Hey, you're ignoring me. Don't you have any manners?”I shouted at them. Who are they?
"Idiot." Jing Yi said as he dribbled.
" Hmph, not as stupid as you," I said unhappily.
"Tang, tell me, am I an idiot or is he an idiot?”I grabbed Tang and pointed at Jing Yi.
"What? "Why me…" the Don said innocently.
"I don't care if you're unlucky. Tell me…isn't he more of an idiot?”I acted coquettishly to Don, shook his hand, and leaned my face on his shoulder. I didn't believe that you wouldn't fall for it.
"I…I don't know." stammered the Don.
" Heng Tang is the worst." I shook his hand and turned my face to the side, ignoring him.
"…Snow…"
"What are you doing?" I said angrily. Who asked you not to help me just now?
"You…when you were young, did you deliberately put on makeup to make yourself look ugly?”the Don stammered.
"Hey, do you think that making yourself ugly is my hobby? That was my first time. Which girl would make herself ugly and ruin her image?”
"Really? Think about it carefully."
" Don't even think about it. I went to America before I was five. I'm very concerned about my image in America," I said angrily.
"Is that so? "Looks like I really got the wrong person…" The Don lowered his head in disappointment.
"Don, are you talking about the 'she' that you mentioned on the stage?”
“…………”
" Wow, Don, you're so loyal. I'm so envious of that girl." Don actually liked that girl since he was young. That's amazing.
"Was this your personality when you were young?”A cold voice sounded.
"What do you mean?" What was this personality? Is my personality not good enough?
"I mean, will you be very gentle and cute when you're young?”
"When am I not gentle and cute?”I asked back. Seriously, could it be that Jing Yihou also likes a girl? Wow, why are they so loyal?
" Pretend I didn't say anything…" Jing Yi turned around, feeling a little lonely.
" Xue was indeed very cute when she was young, but gentle…hehe…I don't think it's related to that…" the elder brother said to Jingyi.
"Hey, what do you mean? Am I not gentle?"
A gust of cold wind blew past…Everyone's head was covered with black lines except for me…
"Woo! You guys are the worst!" I cried as I leaned on my son's shoulder (I had no choice, he was the only one I could lean on).
"Hey, kid, your mom is crying, aren't you going to comfort her?”I pinched Little Joker's hand.
“………”
"Aren't you in pain?" Shouldn't they usually jump up and shout? What's wrong?
" I…broke up with her…" Little Joker said expressionlessly.
"What? Who did you break up with?"
"…" The little ghost glared at me fiercely.
"Hehe, no one else would use the word 'breakup', except Xinrui…What's the reason?”
"…" Little Ghost shook his head.
"She suggested it?"
Nodding…nodding…
"Aren't you going to ask for a reason?"
“…………”
"Idiot, if you can lose your girlfriend, it's more embarrassing for her to break up with you.”
"…" Little Ghost started to look disappointed. Wow, this move again? Arouse my maternal instincts?
" Got it, I'll help you." How did I end up with a son with such a low EQ?
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