A clear whistle rang out from the forest deep in the mountains at night. Not long after, two figures could be seen vaguely in the forest. They flew through the air at a speed that was almost invisible to the naked eye. "Stinky fox! If you don't hand over the thing, don't even think about escaping alive!”
A young man wearing a Daoist robe and holding a horsetail whisk was chasing after a seductive woman not far away from him. The two of them had exquisite movement techniques and were constantly exchanging blows. "Little Daoist, you've been chasing me for almost seven days. You're following me so closely. Are you infatuated with me?”
The seductive woman twisted her snake-like waist and struck out with a backhand palm. With the strength of over a thousand years of cultivation, she struck towards the young Taoist behind her."Although you and I are on different sides, seeing how handsome you are, I can't bear to lay my hands on you!”
The young Taoist snorted coldly. His horsetail whisk turned into a Tai Chi shape and easily neutralized the palm strike."Bah! Before I started cultivating, I was known as the 'Beauty Killer.' I've also watched many high-end porno movies that my friends have collected. You want to seduce me with this kind of bird appearance? Save it! Nowadays, there are too many animals who have reincarnated as humans. There are many people who are prettier than the foxes. Compared to these little hot girls, you're already at the level of a granny. Don't pretend to make me want to vomit. Let's keep some mystery between us. Perhaps I can even plead for you…"
As the young Daoist spoke, he gathered his Qi and quickly waved his palm to unleash a sharp gale that enveloped the seductive woman. "Oh? I heard that you are the top genius in the immortal world for thousands of years. You really live up to your reputation!”
The bewitching woman didn't seem to mind. Facing this shocking palm, she praised him instead,""No wonder Lu Dongbin sent you here. The power of this palm alone is something that I have rarely seen in my years of roaming the three worlds. It seems that you have a deep foundation of fortune in your previous life! With such a strong innate foundation…"
As she spoke, the seductive woman took out a jade bamboo branch from her hand. On the branch hung a golden talisman the size of an embroidered cloth. She held the jade bamboo branch and gently pushed it. As soon as the Gang Qi hit the golden talisman on the jade bamboo branch, it instantly dissipated and disappeared. The young Taoist's expression changed."Wow! It was this dog beating stick again! Why is this thing so fierce? It seems that Boss lied to me again and didn't tell me the real use of this thing!”
"Hahaha…using your immortal items to block your attack is the best!”
The seductive woman laughed proudly. Unknowingly, the two of them had already rushed from the deep mountains to the edge of the city."You…really don't want to consider being a couple with your sister?”
" As long as I enter the mortal world, I can easily take a life to restrain him. At that time, won't this little Daoist obediently submit…"
The seductive woman thought to herself as she increased her speed, intending to rush into the crowd. "Do you want to play the Condor Heroes? Hey! Don't use this delaying tactic. You want to sneak into the crowd and make fun of me!”
It would be fine if she had entered the crowd, but it would be troublesome if something irreversible happened. The young Taoist saw through her intentions at a glance and gritted his teeth. Without saying anything, he stretched out his right index finger and bit it. With the fastest movement, he drew a token in his hand and pushed it towards the seductive woman. "Lightning Palm? Hahaha... How did Lu Dongbin teach you to bring such a small thing to the stage?”
The seductive woman, who was running quickly, turned around and saw the young Taoist drawing the talisman. She couldn't help but laugh out loud. "Oh, really?"
The young Taoist revealed a wicked smile."Fortunately, I've never seen this move before…Heaven and Earth are boundless. Immortals borrow the power of heaven and earth, rely on the wind and thunder of heaven and earth, sweep away evil.”
His five fingers first bent and then opened. It was the Heavenly Eclipse Seal of the North Pole Mysterious Sky God! "What?"
The seductive woman was shocked. Wasn't the Great Dipper Seal of the North Pole Mysterious Heavenly God the legendary mountain treasure of the North Pole Mysterious Heavenly God, the Heavenly Eclipse Seal? This was one of the most well-known ultimate moves in the cultivation world. It was one of the rare Heavenly Seals that could break immortal artifacts and divine spells! It was said that if it wasn't used by a Shangxian, those who printed it without permission would suffer the tribulation of heavenly lightning. This young Daoist actually didn't hesitate to sacrifice himself to take back the divine item in his hand? What kind of shocking treasure did he steal from the Upper Dragon Cave this time? The Immortal World had mobilized a large group of pursuers at the cost of manpower. Although in the end, only this young Taoist could keep up with her…Although she was surprised, the seductive woman still jumped up to the tower. She turned her hands, intending to wave the jade bamboo branch to turn into a seal, but she was hit into the sky by the extremely fast and destructive seal. The young Taoist rushed into the air and grabbed the seductive woman who had been knocked unconscious by the seal. He used the Immortal Binding Rope to tie her up and chuckled."Stupid fox, how can it be so easy to block? I don't think even I can dodge this move. However, this is the first time I'm using this move that I secretly learned from the Mysterious Heavenly God's treasure vault! I didn't expect it to be so fierce, but I wonder if there will be any side effects?”
As he spoke, he pulled the seductive woman to the top of the tower and took the jade bamboo branch from her hand. He held it in his hand and looked at it for a long time before muttering to himself,"Does the Wind and Thunder Banner of Shanglong Cave really have the ability to trigger heavenly lightning? It doesn't look like it!"
At this moment, although the seductive woman's body was numb, her consciousness was extremely clear. When she heard the young Taoist's muttering, she was terrified."Heavens! Why did I encounter a pursuer whose intelligence is worse than a pig? He didn't know that he was about to suffer the tribulation of heavenly lightning, but he used the Heavenly Eclipse Seal? No! I have to leave him as soon as possible so that I won't be harmed by him…"
That was what he thought, but how could a demon body that had been hit by the Heavenly Erosion Seal recover so easily? The seductive woman used all her strength, but her body could not move much. Looking at the hidden lightning that quickly gathered above her, her heart was dead cold. She looked at the young Taoist who was still studying the Wind and Thunder Banner and made a few sounds. "What are you arguing about? Can't you see that I'm studying it!"
The young Taoist kicked her angrily. Seeing the frightened and frightened look in the seductive woman's eyes, he suddenly raised the Wind and Thunder Banner high and said with a smile,"I used this thing to block so many heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals. I'm going to use it to deal with my healer now. Come on! Hahaha…"
"No!"
Before he raised the Wind and Thunder Banner, the seductive woman had already seen the lightning of the Nine Heavens form in the sky. Don't drag me down with you when you die. Let me go, let me go!”
The seductive woman shouted in her heart. "Rumble…"
A huge white light flashed, and the seductive woman finally stopped struggling. She closed her eyes with tears in her eyes because she had already seen the lightning pillar striking down. "Ah! Pain, pain, pain, don't slap your faces when I visit you!”
Zheng Qingping screamed as he hugged his head and curled up on the ground. He was 180 cm tall, had long flowing hair, and a pretty face. However, he was being beaten up by a group of men in black. The notorious gangster who was full of thorns sneered and gave his underlings a look. The hooligans nodded and immediately came over to kick Zheng Qingping again. He was so scared that he hurriedly covered his face with his hands. That was the proudest part. Other than his face, he really couldn't find a good point to live in. But because of the side effect of this handsome face, he accidentally hooked up with the woman of the local gangster boss tonight. Originally, he had dreamed of taking advantage of the last day of the holiday when the sun was high and the streets were full of hot girls to get a hot girl at the PUB. After school started, it would be another glorious thing. Coincidentally, there was a mature female sister at the bar counter who was dressed and looked like a nosebleed. Ever since they entered the shop, they kept making eyes at each other and fantasizing about each other. As a " lonely couple," he naturally did not hesitate to bring her out. After calculating his salary, he happily walked out of the hotel with the mature woman in his arms under the boss's extremely unhappy gaze. The mature woman was actually more anxious than him. She hurriedly found a dark corner and kissed him hard. Just as the mature woman was about to carry out the next step of the street fight, Zheng Qingping was already floating in the air and did not know where he was, the hooligans who arrived at the right time gave him a heavy blow on the back of the head. He staggered back home and quickly passed through the living room. His sister was worried and scared, and his sister looked like she was watching a scumbag walking on the street. He closed the door. He ignored the bruises on his body. He had drunk a lot anyway, so it didn't hurt much. He looked at the game hood on the bed and cursed," XXX ". He turned on the power, put on the hood, and lay back on the bed to practice. Who asked him to stir up a hornet's nest in real life? Even in the game, he accidentally touched the woman of the leader of the second largest sect in the city. Not only did his leader kick him out of the sect, but he also participated in the evil action of his opponent to delete his level back to one and drop all his equipment. It was not easy for him to get one or two good mid-tier swords, but they were gone just like that. The living expenses that he was going to sell next month were also reduced. These animals usually said that they would take care of him like his brothers, but it turned out that this was how their brothers took care of him... It had been five days since he deleted his account. Tonight, he had been approved by the system and entered the day of rebuilding his account. He put on this thin and soft game hood and entered the game door after the system detected it. The virtual OL actress, who looked more real than him, was smiling at him a thousand times when she suddenly felt dizzy at the back of her head, as if she had been hit by a stick for the first time."Why is it getting more and more painful?"
Zheng Qingping's hands and feet trembled involuntarily. Before he could react, he had fainted with his hood on. As he was still in the process of creating a new character, the virtual OL of the game door could only repeat mechanically,"Hello, please name your new character…Hello, please name your new character…"
Before five minutes had passed, the virtual OL would not force the players to quit the game. It was quite considerate. After being unconscious for a minute, Zheng Qingping found himself slowly floating away from his body. He was shocked to see Ox-Head and Horse-Face standing next to him with a soul-capturing token and a soul-binding handcuff. The not-so-handsome Ox-Head and Horse-Face grinned at him. Zheng Qingping, who had no ability to resist, was shackled before he realized what had happened. There was also a big "death" in the middle of his body.
Zheng Qingping was really shocked! Ox Head took out a roll of paper from his bosom and hurriedly read,""Sinful Soul Zheng Qingping, your time has come. Your lifespan is seventeen years, ten months and four days. Follow us to the Yin Realm!"
At this moment, no matter how stupid Zheng Qingping was, he knew what had happened. He quickly cried out,"No way! I'm strong and healthy, how can I die? There must be a mistake…"
Horse Face chuckled and said in a coroner's tone,""Zheng Qingping, you have dozens of bruises on your body, and your hands and feet are unharmed. The fatal part is at the back of your head. The skull was broken by a heavy blow, and you died of cerebral hemorrhage.”
The ox-headed iron chain pulled and shouted,"Don't waste your breath on him anymore. We still have to work overtime to catch him later. Let's go!"”
Just like that, Zheng Qingping, who was begging for mercy, dragged Ox-Head and Horse-Face away from the room unwillingly. At this moment, thunder roared in the sky outside. In less than ten seconds, a swaying white light suddenly floated in through the window in a very sorry state. It suddenly stopped in place because it suddenly discovered Zheng Qingping's abnormality. It seemed to be pleasantly surprised that there was a warm and ownerless corpse here. White Light was silent for a while and quickly called out,"Is the local god here? Please come out."
Slowly, a white-bearded old man dressed in an ancient robe of the Celestial Dynasty walked out from the wall. He was the local god who was well-known and had thousands of fans. The old local god looked like he had not slept enough. He first shook his sleeves and stretched his back. Then, he saw the pure white sparkling spiritual light flowing beside Zheng Qingping. Just by looking at this light, it was obvious that this person in front of him had already reached the Immortal Class. The local god was greatly shocked. He had not seen a Shangxian for a long time. He hurriedly bowed and cupped his hands respectfully."I am ignorant. I wonder which Exalted Immortal has come. May I ask what instructions Exalted Immortal has summoned me for?”
The white light shone brightly and said," There's no need to be so polite, local god. I'm Qing Pingzi, a disciple of the Immortal Chunyang. When I was hunting a demon fox nearby, I was struck by the Heavenly Thunder from the Wind and Thunder Banner in the demon fox's hand. My body was destroyed at the same time as the demon fox, and my remaining primordial spirit was forced to drift here. Suddenly, I saw a flesh house that had recently lost my primordial spirit. Please investigate the life of this dead person and see if there's fate with me. I can consider borrowing the body to stay in the house and cultivate again."”
Until now, Qing Pingzi still thought that Demonic Fox's Wind and Thunder Banner had triggered the heavenly lightning and caused him to be struck into pieces. If the poor Demonic Fox still had her consciousness, what would she think? When he heard the name of the person who came, the local god was shocked and thought,"How did I meet this kid?"
He hurriedly cupped his hands respectfully and said,"It turns out that you're the famous Qingping Zhenren. I'm sorry for being disrespectful. I'm really lucky! It was said that the Immortal met Ancestor Lu when he was sixteen and had already formed the Golden Core at the age of twenty. If it wasn't for the fact that Ancestor Lu wanted the Immortal to complete thousands of merits, the Immortal would have been an immortal in the Immortal World long ago!”
Qing Pingzi chuckled.
"That's not the case!" Yi Sheng said a little guiltily. I was just lucky. Master always said that I had too much Mortal Dust Qi, and that I had an Immortal Root but no Immortal Fate. This time, I couldn't escape the tribulation of the Heavenly Thunder. It was a big loss. Not only was my Primordial Spirit damaged, but I was also stained with some of the demon fox's spiritual consciousness. I didn't even have the capital to practice the Lotus Rebirth Technique. We'll be busy."
The local god felt a chill down his spine and quickly smiled apologetically,""Perfected One's talent and merit are so high that it's unique in the Immortal World. However, now that our luck is bad, we can only borrow a body to cultivate. Forget it, please wait for a moment and wait for Little God to bring up this person's information.”
As he spoke, the local god rolled up his sleeves and took out a file of the Zheng family. He looked at it and said," Zheng Qingping, 17 years old, orphan. Commoners call him 'human trash' and he was adopted by the Zheng family from an orphanage…"
"Qingping!" The white light flashed and said happily. Isn't that the same as my name in the secular world? So he was also an orphan. It seemed like fate had brought him here. Human trash? What the hell is this!"
"... Today is the end of his life. Ox-Head and Horse-Face have just completed the procedures for transferring the soul out with Lord Shing Wong, canceling his Yang status and escorting this soul to the underworld.”
The local god continued to read. "That's just right. I don't have to worry about anything. Local god, please send all the information about this person to my origin soul. I'll figure out the rest myself.”
After he finished speaking, he shook his body and gestured to the local god, then quickly dashed into Zheng Qingping's corpse. In an instant, Zheng Qingping moved his hands and feet, and the white light fused into Zheng Qingping's body. He then used his innate elemental energy to repair the damaged parts of his body. Thirty seconds later, the corpse's heartbeat had actually recovered. Seeing this, the local god knew that he had successfully entered the house. He quickly placed the file in his hand on Zheng Qingping's chest. A green light flashed, and the file was reflected in Zhenren Qingping's primordial spirit."How did this famous troublemaker appear? He caused trouble wherever he went, and he was involved with the women of the Immortal World. However, his talent was really amazing. Others needed hundreds or even thousands of years of cultivation, but he only spent four years. Unfortunately, he loved to cause trouble and his mortal heart was uncertain. He caused the Immortal World to be restless and was punished by Ancestor Lu with 1,000 merit points…"
As he shook his head and sighed, the local god slowly disappeared from the wall. At this moment, the beautiful virtual attendant in the game hood was still standing in the air, smiling as she said,""One minute left. Please name your new character.”
Perfected Qingping, no! Now, it was time to call him Zheng Qingping. When he merged with his physical body, the virtual attendant paused. The system personally prompted,"Abnormal brainwave structure! Activate iris and DNA scan, anti-theft deep consciousness scan... confirm identity... confirm complete! Please name your new character.”
Perfected Qingping is extremely lucky. In order to prevent superpowers or cultivators from destroying the balance of the game, the balance brain wave device built into the game hood would automatically correct the player's data when they first came into contact with the game. If they were scanned and found to have special abilities, they would be banned from entering the game and the information would be reported to the company. If they were in China, they would inform the National Security Bureau at the first moment. The National Security Special Ability Team would be dispatched to search for special ability players. It was also a search for talents for the country. They could also play the game later. However, he had to wear a specially developed restrictive hood. After all, this was a game where everyone was equal. If the person was overseas, they would be banned from entering the game forever and be notified that unless the person was willing to enter China and accept the recruitment of the National Security Special Ability Team, they would not be allowed to touch the game.
The Immortal Qingping entered the game after Zheng Qingping's death when his brain waves were still active and before the system disconnected itself. Therefore, he completely avoided the special search action for superpowered people. After entering the game, he slowly merged with Zheng Qingping's body. Therefore, the system judged that the player had just woken up, so he slowly increased his brain activity. If one were to look at the data now, a brain of 80,000 had long surpassed the 150 figure of a normal person! However, since the main system with the nickname of the dictator had already been confirmed, even if the GM came, he would not be able to change it. Zheng Qingping was stunned for a moment. What was going on with the conversation in front of him? It was a very familiar feeling, as if he had seen this thing somewhere before he met Patriarch Lu…It was an online game he used to play! However, back then, he used an LCD screen, mouse, and keyboard, not the virtual reality space that he was in now. Thinking back to the hood that the corpse was wearing, could it be the virtual reality that only appeared in online fantasy novels back then? Thinking about it carefully, if he didn't cultivate with Patriarch Lu, his actual age would be less than 30 years old. This year was 2022, right? He really didn't expect that his cultivation speed was already faster than ordinary people, and that the game technology in this world had also advanced so quickly! Shaking his head, he was about to take off the hood when he suddenly felt a sharp pain. It seemed that this body had not completely integrated with his soul fluctuations. There was still some discomfort. He took a few deep breaths and looked at the familiar scene in front of him. The desire to play that had not appeared for a long time actually quietly rose. "Alright then, let's let the soul and body merge while lying down to achieve a more harmonious effect. Before that, I'll try this game!”
Zheng Qingping found a good excuse for his playfulness and began his strange life in the sea of clouds.
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