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He had thought that it would be easy to randomly arrest criminals, but after doing it, he realized that it was not simple at all. The reason why he had spent three days running around with the bailiffs at the foot of Wudang was not because Liu Lihuo was too lucky to meet a group of fierce bandits, causing the bailiffs who had his apprenticeship record to die. It was because the Glazed Fire's charm was too high that it attracted a large group of female NPCs to surround him, but they could only watch as the target escaped. Finally, on the fourth day, they jumped around on the roof and caught the peeping thief in the public toilet. They made up ten people and returned to Wudang Mountain without stopping. The simple mission of these four days was finally over. Yan Chen saw him coming and looked at him in confusion. He first lazily received the official certificate and ordered the little Daoist to lead him into the back hall. After the little Daoist explained to Yan Chen, he confirmed the current identity of the Glazed Fire: "Yan Qianjun, Wudang's outer sect probationary disciple, serial number 95279527.”

Seeing Liu Lihuo leave in a bad mood, Yan Chen also arranged for Liu Lihuo's room and teacher. Then, he suddenly looked at Liu Lihuo's back and muttered to himself,"Strange? With his strength, did he need to spend four days?”

When Liu Lihuo signed up, he knew that the current Wudang Sect Leader was a one-armed Taoist Wuchen, and his seniority was five generations below Wuchen. Now, he did not know which generation of Zhang Sanfeng's grand-disciple he had become. It was a bit funny to think about it. In reality, the Immortal Qingping was the disciple of the Immortal Chunyang, Lu Dongbin. Lu Dongbin had been cultivating in Mount Wudang during the Tang Dynasty. The gods of the Tang Dynasty were of course more senior than the immortals of the Song Dynasty. The Immortal Sanfeng only dared to talk about equals when he saw him. Now that he had entered the game, he had become someone else's grand-disciple. No matter how he calculated this, he would lose money! After passing through layers of fences and palace gates, the three-mile-wide martial arts practice field was reflected in front of them. Although the ground was large, there were many practitioners. Looking around, there were players and NPCs practicing on the ground. Therefore, after the Glazed Fire was thrown beside the Martial Master by the little Daoist, it was really in a daze for a while. "There are so many people…!”

Liu Lihuo was surprised. He didn't expect there to be so many players on Wudang Peak. He came to Wudang to be a disciple purely because of his relationship with Lu Dongbin. Since he had a deep relationship with Taoism, it was naturally inconvenient for him to join another sect. He didn't want to accidentally enter the game one day, and if he was caught, he would have an explanation. Since he had a high status, it shouldn't be a problem for him to learn from a bunch of masters. Then, he would start from Wudang. However, seeing that it was almost time, Glaze Fire smiled and walked back to his room."Glass Fire logged out."

"Hey! Sisters, come back!"

Zheng Qingping didn't plan to hide it from his two cheap sisters from the beginning. After he told them about his adventures in the game during breakfast, he had to quickly summon the souls of the two who were so shocked that their minds went blank. "Are you really the Glazed Fire? Was that Duan Yu from yesterday really you?”

Zheng Ziyan could barely hold the bowl and chopsticks in her hands. She started to speak unclearly. In the past three days, Zheng Qingping had given the sisters too many surprises. When she heard the news, Zheng Ziyan was so happy that she went crazy. "Yeah, don't tell anyone. I'll catch two more good pets for the healers to use. There was no need to be polite to her family, but each of them only had a little charm. They could not have two pets at the same time.”

Zheng Qingping carefully served the soup to the two cheap sisters and said with a smile,"There's more! If it wasn't for that mask, I would have been beaten into a pancake by that hot girl. Ziyan saw it too. That woman's hands were so strong. She heard that she didn't like the nanny. The nanny had to be careful of her slapping skills.”

Zheng Ziyan's eyes were filled with stars. She had already begun to worship this brother who did not look like her original brother. As a result, Zheng Qingping missed out on half of what he said next."It's best if it's big enough to be ridden, or used as a means of transportation. Oh right, I'll look for a unicorn!”

Glazed Fire continued to ramble on,"That's why, Sis!"

Zheng Qingping turned to Zheng Hongyi and said,"In the future, I'll be responsible for the daily expenses of the family. Don't worry and do what you want to do. You don't have to suffer anymore. I'll just catch a bunch of pets and sell them.”

"Qingping…"

Looking at Zheng Hongyi, whose eyes were turning red, Zheng Qingping quickly waved his hand and said,""Don't, don't, don't cry! I think we've been 'shut-in' for so long. It's time to pursue our dreams. With my current skills and those little animals, we can make money very quickly. Don't worry, don't worry.”

Before making breakfast, the Immortal Qingping had changed the Feng Shui location of the house slightly. Before meditating to repair his primordial spirit, he had asked the local god and the judge in the City God Temple, whom he had summoned by force, to make the place prosperous. He had also captured a bunch of divine and nether soldiers to guard the house. The poor local god and the judge, who were completely out of the picture, were shocked by the reputation of the Immortal Chunyang and the misdeeds of Daoist Qingping. They worked for free for the whole morning before Zheng Qingping let them go back. "Don't worry! The owner of my body, I will not mistreat your family.”

Perfected Qingping muttered to himself. After breakfast, Zheng Ziyan stuck to Zheng Qingping for the first time in her life. This situation made Zheng Qingping feel strange. After entering the class, the topic of conversation in the morning was all about the battle between the strange beast hunter Duan Yu and the purple-robed sect master last night. "Wow! My friend watched it from the beginning to the end. He said it was too exciting! Duan Yu actually had the strength to defeat the top 100 without using his pet. If he used his pet, wouldn't he be invincible?”

Following that, various versions were released, which made Zheng Qingping a little dizzy. "Egg noodles! If you know that my pets aren't even enough to deal with Amidala's sword, you'll know what invincibility is!”

Zheng Qingping muttered in his heart. Shaking his head, Zheng Qingping began to practice operating the SCUP he bought from the all-weather Tri-C store when he bought breakfast in the morning. Although it was small, it had powerful functions and could connect to the Internet at any time. Although the cost was not affordable for ordinary people, Zheng Qingping found it quite interesting. With a swipe of his Yunhai card, his Yunhai account was directly deducted. Since he found these new gadgets interesting, he did not feel so distressed about the money. On his left, Yu Yuehan, one of the four beauties, sat down. Her eyes were a little lifeless. Zheng Qingping inadvertently glanced at her and thought for a moment. He first used the SCCPU Colonel Network to look up this little girl named Yu Yuehan. There was no other reason why he would especially remember her. She was the class monitor. "Yu Yuehan, Sagittarius. Class monitor for three years from the first grade.”

"I see…"

Zheng Qingping pondered for a moment and put away the SCUP. He suddenly turned to the left and smiled at Yu Yuehan."Good morning, class monitor! Grandma doesn't look well. Did something happen?”

Yu Yuehan paused for a moment at the sudden greeting from her new classmate, who had not greeted her for the past three days. After a while, she smiled politely and replied,""Good morning, Zheng Qingping. I'm fine! What happened? Do I look bad?"

Not far away, the director of studies, who was using an extended infrared night vision telescope, finally revealed a happy smile."It's coming, it's coming! I don't believe you can pretend to be a gentleman for long. Just wait for me to catch you, human trash!”

Zheng Qingping sat up straight and said seriously,""Class monitor, if I'm not wrong, you must have passed by a funeral home this morning. It's the kind of funeral where people were doing rituals on the roadside and the coffins were placed.”

"Eh? How do you know?"

Yu Yuehan covered her mouth and looked at Zheng Qingping in surprise.""I did have something to do this morning, so I let the drivers at home rest and rode my video game here. On the way, I happened to meet a family who was transporting a coffin from their home to the mourning hall.”

The people around them realized that the discussion here was not ordinary. Their voices became softer and their gazes turned to the two people who were talking. "Oh, that's right. They're currently being placed in coffins.”

" Haha," Zheng Qingping chuckled." Have you been feeling dizzy, scared, nauseous, and sweaty ever since you encountered this?"”

"Eh?"

Yu Yuehan looked at him in surprise.""That's right! I almost hit a stone pillar at the school gate just now. Now that I think about it, it's still terrifying.”

Zheng Qingping stood up." It's alright. Your soul has just been buried in the coffin. There might still be a part of your soul that hasn't returned to your body. Come!" I'll help you recover your soul."

"Superstitious!"

Someone immediately scoffed. What era is this?"

Yu Yuehan trusted him for no reason."Alright, thank you. This has never happened to me before, so I believe you.”

Zheng Qingping smiled and walked to Yu Yuehan. After she closed her eyes and sat up straight, he formed a sword seal with his right hand and placed it between her eyebrows. His left hand covered the top of her head as he chanted,"Chi! The North Pole issued a decree to me, and Xuanling wrote a letter. His soul traveled thousands of miles to enter this Spiritual Pearl. Ha!"

After he finished casting the spell, Zheng Qingping retracted his hands and slowly walked back to his seat. He smiled as he watched Yu Yuehan's reaction. "Wow!"

Yu Yuehan suddenly jumped up, and even her hair fluttered in the wind.""This is amazing! The uncomfortable feeling had completely disappeared. Zheng Qingping, what happened to you?”

The entire class was in an uproar! It was rare to see the class monitor so excited. "The instinct of a deity."

Zheng Qingping smiled mysteriously and said softly. "What?"

When Lin Fengzhi heard this soft sound, her expression changed slightly. "Nothing, I mean…"

Zheng Qingping quickly changed his words and said,"It's the instinct of a fraud."”

Lin Fengzhi looked at Zheng Qingping suspiciously. "Really?"

Ji Zhihao, the leader of the Yun Hai Group, jumped over immediately."Class monitor, are you acting? Don't give me that 'Amazing, Jack' crap!”

Yu Yuehan rolled her eyes at him."What nonsense are you talking about? Am I that kind of person?”

After saying that, she ignored him and turned to face Zheng Qingping with great interest. Her starry eyes flashed with light as she said with great interest,"Thank you, I feel much better now. May I ask how you could tell? Even I don't know what happened.”

The entire class had over forty pairs of eyes on Zheng Qingping. Zheng Qingping coughed lightly and explained patiently,""Well, on the one hand, I'm naturally sensitive to such things. Ever since I entered the classroom and sat down, I could smell the faint smell of death... Uh, don't misunderstand, it's the kind that I can't smell.”

He hurriedly explained, and Yu Yuehan, whose expression had changed drastically, heaved a sigh of relief. She lowered her sleeve, which was raised to the tip of her nose, and smiled awkwardly. " Moreover, although I've only been in the same class as her for two days, her spiritual energy makes me feel that it's clear and vigorous, the kind that's full of vitality. If it weren't for the situation where someone who happened to pass away and her zodiac countered each other, even in such a situation, it wouldn't have any effect on her.”

Yu Yuehan blushed slightly and nodded repeatedly.""That's true. I've never been afraid of what people say about red and white funerals.”

"Therefore, only when there is a mutual restriction will it cause the coffin to bury the soul, which is also a kind of catching exchange that has been circulating among the people for a long time.”

Zheng Qingping found that everyone was listening with great interest, so he smiled happily and said,""Of course, you must have stopped at the scene for a while. Why would there be such a thing as a spirit transfer at such an early hour?”

Yu Yuehan's first reaction was to laugh.""You're so amazing! That was what I thought at that time, so I subconsciously stopped and looked around.”

As she spoke, her eyes inadvertently revealed some admiration. This Zheng Qingping, who he thought might be a black sheep, had already given her too many surprises. "Haha…"

Zheng Qingping wanted to raise his hand and wave his fan to pretend to be profound, but then he remembered that the Snow Heart Fan he got from Zhang Guolao had already been given to He Xiangu's disciple. His hand froze in mid-air, then he rubbed his nose and laughed dryly: "There are a few old-fashioned families who put their bodies in the coffin according to the time. It's not that there are no cases of them putting their bodies in the morning, but there are fewer cases. Zodiac counteracts each other, and it will occasionally play this role in the afterlife. Students, if this happens to you occasionally, you can also try to calm down if you can't find out the reason!”

"How?"

A boy in the corner who was very engrossed in listening asked unconsciously. All the students in the class were either rich or noble since they were young, so they all looked at this kind of thing from a scientific point of view. However, when they heard the conversation between the class monitor, who was usually famous for his rationality, and the trash on earth, they all believed 30%. "Go and pick seven leaves from different plants. Put them into a pot and boil them with water. After that, use a towel to wash your face.”

Zheng Qingping replied with a smile. "Go! How can it be that easy?"

Everyone was agitated.”

"Believe it or not, it's up to you."

Zheng Qingping nodded at Yu Yuehan, who was smiling, and continued to play with his SCUP. No one noticed that the boy who had just asked the question in the corner took out the SCUP and started communicating. "Ling Ling…!"

When the second class ended, the boy in the corner suddenly walked up to Zheng Qingping with a happy expression."Thank you, Zheng Qingping!"

When everyone was confused, he said happily,"The method you mentioned is really useful. My mother has been in the same situation as what the class monitor said this morning for almost half a year. After you told me the method, I asked the housekeeper to do it according to the law. I just received news from my family that my mother felt much better after bathing. Thank you so much!”

"Hua…!"

There was another commotion in the class." Lian Huacheng! Are you serious?"

Ji Zhihao jumped over again and asked with his eyes wide open. Lian Huacheng slapped him on the head."Why would I lie to you? When you came to my house to play in the sea of clouds last week, didn't you see my mother's pale face?”

"Yes, thick!"

Ji Zhihao seemed to have thought of something. He scratched his head and looked at Zheng Qingping."Human trash, why are you so powerful?”

"Hmm…?"

Unfriendly grunts could be heard everywhere. Even Hua Cheng, Yu Yuehan, and many other students stared at him at the same time. The trash Zheng Qingping in front of them had already obtained their basic respect. "It's okay!"

Zheng Qingping didn't mind and tried to smooth things over.""This is just the wisdom of the ancestor. I just happened to hear about it.”

After explaining to Ji Zhihao and the other curious students, he reminded Lian Huacheng,"Your mother's condition has been delayed for a long time, so it's best for her to bathe a few more times and rest more in the next few days.”

The news of the incident quickly spread on the school's website. After many acquaintances confirmed it with the person involved, it became more and more popular. Even Zheng Ziyan received the news. Unlike her usual disdainful expression, she used to say nothing good about her brother whenever all her friends gathered around her. After hearing the news today, she could not hide her joy and told the people around her,"I believe that he has the ability. You will soon see him in a new light!”

The sound of glasses shattering could be heard. In the afternoon, Zheng Ziyan came to find Zheng Qingping for lunch. "Where's the little girl?"

Zheng Qingping laughed in his heart and just let Zheng Ziyan walk out of the class with his hand hooked. Outside the door was a group of fairyland paper kite guards who were knocking against the wall and falling into the ditch. Inside the door, there were dozens of eyes that were beginning to admire or curious about him. After spending three days, a burst of green light shone down. Amidst the exclamations of the surrounding players, Liu Lihuo's Wudang basic skills, Long Fist and Soft Palm, had both reached great success. Not only was his Senior Apprentice Brother Yan Kong and the Martial Masters shocked, but even Liu Lihuo himself could not believe it. When he was practicing basic boxing, he had only spent a day to reach great success. But now, he was learning the martial arts of the sect! Shouldn't the difficulty be higher? Yan Kong didn't dare to hide it from his superior, so he quickly said to Glass Fire,""Follow me."

Leaving behind the hundreds of disciples who were teaching, Yan Kong hurriedly took the Glazed Flame back to the path Yan Chen took him. Under Yan Chen's puzzled gaze, they walked out of the side hall and came to the entrance of the Zhen Wu Hall. Yan Kong said,"Wait here first."

Then, he entered the hall by himself. Looking out from the Zhenwu Great Hall, the magnificent scenery of Wudang Peak could be seen at a glance. Although it was very different from the real Wudang Mountain, it still had a different atmosphere. Liu Lihuo was thinking about the interesting things he had done with Ancestor Lu on the road of Wudang Mountain, and the scene of him being forced to be a disciple. At this time, Yan Kong had already walked out. Yan Kong bowed slightly to him and said," Junior Brother, the Sect Master is not here. However, the Sect Master and the two elders want to see you. Go in quickly!"”

After saying that, he cupped his hands and walked back to the side hall with an envious expression. "Zhang Sanfeng wants to see me. What's he up to now?" When I finish practicing Shaolin's Long Fist and Tiger Subduing Palm in three days, will Bodhidharma want to talk to me?”

Even though he was thinking about it, he did not dare to neglect it. He was still in their territory! After walking into the deep and wide hall, there were three giant statues of the Three Pure Ones in the middle. Looking from afar, there was a high platform at the waist of the giant statues. A white-haired old man in a sage-like robe was sitting on it with his eyes closed and deep in thought. His body was surrounded by vast Gang Qi. He sat on a futon as if he was motionless. This person was Zhang Sanfeng of Wudang Sect. There were two rows of long wooden chairs below the high platform, and each of them had a Daoist sitting on it. They were also releasing Gang Qi from their bodies as they looked at him." Such profound cultivation. May I know who these two NPCs are?"”

Meeting the other party's gaze, Liu Lihuo was not afraid. After advancing five hundred steps, he had already arrived at the bottom of the high platform. He respectfully said,"Outer sect disciple Yan Qianjun greets the ancestor and the two ancestors.”

The Taoist on the left was slightly plump. He walked to the side of the Glazed Fire and said with a gentle smile,""You're very good! In Wudang Sect, no one below the Sect Leader could comprehend the basic Long Fist and Soft Palm in three days. Today, you have opened our eyes! 'Hmm, not bad, not bad. Your Innate Ability is superior, and your Inner Qi is pure. It's rare to see you in Wudang Sect…Strange?' You've only just entered the sect, so how can you have such pure Daoist zhenqi? Junior Brother Qing Song, come and take a look, this is really strange!”

He accidentally held the Glazed Fire's hands and discovered the existence of the Profound Yang True Qi. The Taoist priest named Qing Song had a pair of white beard. He walked over with a suspicious expression and held the Glazed Fire's hands."No way! Senior Brother Blue Moon, eh? He did indeed possess the purest of Daoist zhenqi, which seemed to be the legendary Profound Yang zhenqi? Ah! It's indeed the Profound Yang True Qi, and you've also done a lot of things to punish evil in the martial world? Yes! Very good."

The fact that the two of them were able to sense that it was Profound Yang True Qi from just a single touch was an eye-opener for the Glaze Fire. However, he muttered in his heart,[A green pine and a blue moon. They should be NPCs that test missions. Why are they the same as me in real life?]

What about seniority? F * ck! I've been taken advantage of again."

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