"Stinky old man, you've been holding me like this for a long time. Be careful, I'll sue you for violating your freedom!”
Liu Qingping cursed all the way. Seeing that the middle-aged Taoist priest didn't even look at him and just held his collar with one hand and walked forward without any intention of putting him down, Liu Qingping became even angrier."Are you kidding me? I just lost a bet with you. There's no need to force yourself on you!”
Ever since he was caught by this Daoist priest, he seemed to have completely taken control of his body. He could not exert any strength from his body. However, this Daoist priest was so fast that he did not seem like a human. Moreover, it seemed that he had a demonic spell that could make his cries for help along the way not attract anyone's attention. "A man must keep his word..."
The middle-aged Taoist priest ran into the mountains with Liu Qingping in his arms."You must admit defeat. Now that you are a disciple and you still need Master to take you away, you should first think of the words 'ashamed.'”
"No way!"
"Old Taoist, are you really going to drag me into the mountain to cultivate?" Liu Qingping was shocked. I still have a good life to live! How could you do this to me? I can sue you for kidnapping! And I don't even know who you are. How can I acknowledge you as my master like this? Hey, hey, hey…did you hear that!”
The middle-aged Taoist priest did not stop. Instead, he increased his pace and walked forward. However, a relaxed smile naturally appeared on the corner of his mouth."You want to know who I am? First, pass the official disciple examination!”
When he finished, the Taoist said in a clear voice,"One day when you are free, the six gods will be united to report peace." There is a treasure in the dantian, so ask about it. Don't ask about Zen when you're not in the state of mind..."
"No, I can't! I don't want to!"
Liu Qingping shouted excitedly," I came to Wudang Mountain for a self-help trip today. I'm not here to become a monk. I'm going to become a monk just because I lost in a poker game?" I don't want to…Help!"
Three days later, a piece of news about Liu Qingping's disappearance appeared in a corner of the newspaper." XX City's gifted high school student, Liu Qingping, has gone missing while on a self-help trip to Mount Wudang. His whereabouts have been unknown for the past three days. The rescue team of Mount Wudang and the Taoist priests of the Wudang Taoist Temple are currently working with the police to find Liu Qingping. According to the last witness, he was seen playing poker with a middle-aged Daoist in front of Zixiao Palace an hour before he disappeared. He even said that if he lost, he would become the Daoist's disciple. The police had already traced the whereabouts of the Daoist based on this information...”
"Have you had enough fun? You locked me in this dark bronze cauldron for three days, you stinky old man!”
Liu Qingping cursed and groped in the dark. "You can come out on your own, but you have to calm down.”
The Taoist priest's leisurely voice came from outside, making Liu Qingping's anger rise again. "Are you playing me for a madman? I've searched the surroundings for the past three days, but there isn't even a crack. Even Conan's secret chamber doesn't have such a completely seamless secret chamber!”
Liu Qingping was furious." You only feed me these beans that can stop diarrhea, prevent leakages, and make me hungry every day. I haven't been to the toilet for three days!" If you don't let me out, I'm going to start greeting your family without manners!”
"Monks, there is no family that you can greet.”
The Daoist priest still sounded relaxed.""You'd better think about how to get out! Remember, you have to calm down first. A path will naturally appear.”
"Wow? Your whole family has shredded chicken noodles! Your father's noodles, your mother..."
Liu Qingping couldn't help but get angry. He finally began to greet the whole family in a different way. "This kid…"
Liu Qingping could only vaguely hear the middle-aged Taoist priest say these three words. Then, he lost the middle-aged Taoist priest's voice. Lu Dongbin smiled bitterly as he kept the wine gourd into his sleeve. He shook his head and said,"I didn't expect this fellow to scold people like this. It's quite ingenious and has its own style. Eh? Celestial Nun, don't laugh. When he comes looking for trouble with you in the future, you must remember today!”
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Opposite him, the smiling beauty He Xiangu covered her mouth with her sleeves and snickered. Lu Dongbin's pink face turned red as he said,"This is your own fault. Be patient and listen to others scold you! When it comes to me, Perfected Chunyang has such a good demeanor!”
"Alright, alright!"
Zhong Liquan was fanning himself as he brewed tea. He turned around impatiently and said,""I say, Old Lu, you have so much free time to take out that Purple Gold Gourd and sway it around. It's not good to keep playing with others! It wasn't easy for me to make a cup of immortal fruit tea. Don't let that kid come out and make a ruckus. It'll spoil the scenery!”
"Hahahaha! This kid is really interesting…"
Tie Guaili laughed happily, almost like Zhang Guolao."I've never heard anyone describe the fruit of rebirth as a bean that stops diarrhea, leaks, and is not full.”
Lan Caihe, Han Xiangzi, and the other immortals were all smiling as they watched Lu Dongbin embarrass himself. Cao Guojiu waved his fan and said to Lu Dongbin,""You're really baffling. How many years have you had disciples and grand-disciples all over the world? Now, you're even forcing a kid to be your follower. His boss is unwilling to be your disciple. He even scolded the immortal pill, the Rebirth Fruit, that can calm the mind and unseal the meridians. Aren't you going to let him go?”
"I can't let it go, I can't let it go…"
Zhang Guolao quickly stopped Guo Jiu and smiled,"This kid has a deep relationship with Lu Chunyang. Lu Chunyang must take him in. Let's not bother about this matter.”
"What do you mean?”
Lu Dongbin interrupted this topic and said in a clear voice,"Everyone, don't mention this! It was rare for them to gather together, so let's talk about everyone's recent situation first!”
"I'm still interested in the kid in your gourd..."
In the end, everyone still changed the topic to Liu Qingping. This group of Eight Immortals, who only appeared in myths, had a rare gathering every few years. They discussed Liu Qingping in Lu Dongbin's gourd and continued their tea party by the Changle Pool in the Heaven Realm. Liu Qingping, who was locked in the gourd, didn't know that he had encountered an immortal. He just kept cursing. That day, Liu Qingping was just on a self-guided tour. Along the way, he went to Mount Wudang, the sacred land of Taoism in China. However, he saw a handsome middle-aged Taoist priest at the entrance of the Purple Cloud Palace, squatting on the ground and playing with a deck of poker cards. Liu Qingping saw that he had made a mistake in playing cards and went over to correct him. Then, he taught him how to play poker and demonstrated it on the spot. After a few rounds of competition, the Taoist priest was extremely lucky and won several rounds in a row. Liu Qingping was so angry that his eyes widened. He finally got a super good hand and casually said, If I lose again, I'll take you as my master." He didn't expect to really lose again. This kind of casual words that were often spoken among students could not be taken seriously. However, the middle-aged Daoist sat on the spot immediately after winning and asked Liu Qingping to be his disciple immediately. Of course, Liu Qingping was not willing at all! Who would want to become a disciple just because of a joke like this? In the end, he was caught by the Daoist and thrown into the secret chamber. If he knew that this was the inside of Lu Dongbin's Purple Gold Gourd, would he feel better?
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