(Even such a serious fighting scene is considered dangerous?) (F * ck…)
It was another beautiful day.
Rumble! Rumble!
As the voice-over finished speaking, a dark cloud suddenly floated over from the sky.
It was probably because he had been slapped in the face again. This time, the voice-over only said one sentence before leaving sadly.
However, the changes in the solar terms today did not affect the people in the Immortal Demon Apartment.）Life.
Similarly, it did not affect the life of a standard homebody in the Smiths.
At the Su family's house, which was only a few streets away from the Immortal Demon Condominium.
The second sister of the Su family, Su Yue, still had thick curtains in her room as usual. Although the room was relatively tidy, it was still not comparable to the room of a girl who liked to keep it clean. Some of the game boxes that had just been opened were casually thrown on the ground.
However, today, there were two people in the room that usually only had one otaku.
"Second brother. Look, you're not young anymore. Shouldn't you consider finding a girlfriend?”
While playing the love game, the otaku Su Yue said to Wen Hou, who was sitting on her bed and playing on his tablet,""A few years ago, you were still a noble. Recently, you've become a dog. I don't think you want to be a bachelor.”
Wen Hou raised his head and thought for a moment before saying,""I want to find a girlfriend, but where can I find one?”
Upon hearing Marquis Wen's words, Su Yue saw that his younger brother was all alone and felt very pitiful. Thus, he pondered for a while and said,""Second brother, why don't I introduce you to one of my close online friends?”
"Which one?"
"It's the online name 'Fei| Red Solitude. Didn't I drag you to meet him last time?”Su Yue said indifferently.
When Marquis Wen heard this name, he thought about it carefully and said speechlessly,""Although that girl looks good, she's not gay.| sexual| Are you in love?"
Su Yue immediately said seriously,"Although she's glass, her appearance, feel, and functions are all girls!" Besides, she's a lily. When you get married in the future, you might even get her to bring a few more for you.”
Marquis Wen suddenly woke up from a dream. With such an elder sister, what else could he ask for? "Hurry! Let me try her out."
Su Yue picked her nose in an unladylike manner (this action was really a waste of her face)."It's possible, but she's playing the role of the attacker. Second Brother, you probably have to endure it for a while.”
Wen Hou's face darkened.!”
"Aiya." Su Yue was helpless." I say, little brother, you're asking for too much. Why don't you find one yourself?"”
"Sister, why don't you be my girlfriend?”Wen Hou joked.
Who would have thought that Su Yue would look at Wen Hou with disdain and say in a heartbroken tone,""I treat you as my little brother, but what about you? You actually want to sleep with me!”
Wen Hou wanted to kick her…It was just a joke, why did she have to suffer so much!
"Actually, Sis, I'm not in a hurry. I think you should find a boyfriend instead. Look, you're obviously older than me, but you don't have a boyfriend either.”
As soon as Wen Hou finished speaking, Su Yue sighed faintly, filled with emotions. She said," Sis, I'm already 22 this year. I'm not ugly, right? I have a good personality too. Why don't I have a boyfriend and no one is chasing me?”
Su Wenhou was silent for a moment before he leisurely said,"That's because you haven't been able to understand yourself properly yet.”
Su Yue glared at him, and Wen Hou quickly pretended to look around. Su Yue snorted, meaning that he would settle the score with her later.
"Actually, I once had a boyfriend. Unfortunately, he was scared away by my brother, Wen Xiang.”
"Why?" Wen Hou asked in confusion.
"I brought my boyfriend home that day. In the end, Big Brother found more than ten brothers to drink with my boyfriend and made him fall to the ground. In the end, that man had a shadow in his heart and broke up with me.”
"…Sis, I'm sorry for your loss."
"It's fine. I've long since gotten over it. How could one fall in love with someone of different genders? I'd better go to Lily in a down-to-earth manner.”
"Yes, sister. Does Lily need a condom?" Marquis Wen said silently.
"No need. Why do you ask?" Su Yue asked curiously.
"It's like this. That day, I rummaged through your bag and found two condoms inside. Do you need those? Do you have a boyfriend? Why are you carrying these two things?”
" Ah, that..." Su Yue put on a pitiful expression and said,""What if I get raped when I walk at night? What should we do?"
Wen Hou's face was filled with black lines. You, a female hooligan, are afraid of being f * cked? "Then why did you prepare two?”
Then, Second Sister…suddenly became excited and said,""I haven't had a boyfriend for so many years. What if I still want more?”
Wen Hou spat out blood…
How much do you need a man!
Looking at Wen Hou's depressed expression, Su Yue sighed silently,""Little brother, people like you will never understand the fear of old leftover women like us.”
"What?"
"Die without a man!"
"Sister, you have too many things to say here. How should I complain?”
"Then stop complaining. Speaking of which, little brother, don't you already have Tamamo Sakura, Miyazaki, and Mo Qiong?”
"I only have a pure master-slave relationship with them.”
"Who would believe that? In this day and age, it would be a waste to the audience if nothing happened to the master-slave relationship.”Su Yue pursed his lips and opened a certain fantasy novel.
"Actually, little brother, I think the girls called Kamishiro Chirin, Yosuke Itinoya, and Chizuru are pretty good. They can go to the battlefield and cook.”
Wen Hou let out a sigh of relief." They and I…are not that close yet…Let's talk about it later. Sis, I'll leave the tablet here for you.”
"Wait, I'll say one last thing, brother. Even if you can't find a girlfriend, you should read less sensual novels.”
"Sensory novels? Do I have that kind of thing?" Wen Hou and the others frowned.
Su Yue slowly took out a thick book with a black cover and said to him,"Yes, I found it under your bed today. The content written in this book is really exciting. It makes an adult like me blush.”
Looking at the black book in Su Yue's hand, ignoring Su Yue's pair of mocking eyes that had discovered his brother's privacy, Wen Hou said quietly,""Sis, that's my diary.”
"…What did you say?"
"That's my diary."”
Suddenly, the way Su Yue looked at Marquis Wen changed.
After Wen Hou finished speaking, he went over and gently took the laptop from Su Yue's hand. He put down the tablet and walked out of Su Yue's room.
Su Yue was left petrified on the spot.
"My brother doesn't even have a girlfriend…but this kid doesn't lack women.”
As soon as he walked out of the room, two figures suddenly surrounded him. Marquis Wen's eyes flickered. It was his elder brother and sister-in-law.
First, Wen Xiang looked serious." Brother, we're worried sick seeing that you haven't made any progress with that girl."”
On the other side, my wife Yuai took out two movie tickets and handed them to Wen Hou.""Brother-in-law, you understand."
Wen Hou looked at the couple and silently took the movie tickets." Did you guys eavesdrop on my conversation with Sis just now?"”
Wen Zao and Youai looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle at the same time.
Wen Hou would never have thought that his big brother and sister-in-law would actually follow him for gossip…
"Forget it, I'll take the movie tickets.”
After buying the movie tickets, he suddenly asked his sister-in-law,""Speaking of which, Sister-in-law, how did you get together with my brother back then?”
Youai thought for a while, avoiding Wen Xiang beside her, pulling Wen Hou to the side and saying to Wen Hou secretly,""I told you to keep it a secret. There's a little secret here.”
" What?" Wen Hou's interest was piqued." Tell me, sister-in-law. I'll definitely keep it a secret for you."”
Yui looked around and made sure that Wen Zao was standing far away and couldn't hear her, so she said in a low voice,""When I was in middle school, I liked your brother very much. One day, he was beaten up for some reason and sat alone on the field looking very pitiful. I bought a bunch of Yunnan Baiyao to help him apply it. But…he will never know that I was the one who ordered people to beat him up!”
Wen Hou was speechless.
F * ck!
As expected of sister-in-law, this method is simply too much!
After asking his sister-in-law, Wen Hou immediately secretly touched it again.| He touched his brother and asked," Brother, speaking of which, how did you and Sister-in-law get together back then?”
He said with a face full of vicissitudes," When I was in middle school, I liked Yuai very much. One day, I was suddenly beaten up. I sat alone on the field and pretended to be pitiful. She bought a bunch of Yunnan Baiyao to help me wipe it off. Just like that, no one said a word. Later on, she became my girlfriend. She always thought that I didn't know that she was the one who called him over. But…I like her stupidity!”
Wen Hou: "…F * ck, this world is too crazy. Let me be alone for a while."”
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