After three consecutive bangs, Fatty sat on the spot with a nosebleed on his face. He kept the gift without realizing it. He did not dare to be rash, nor could he say anything disheartening. After all, it was his birthday. The few of us did not even care about the college entrance examination tomorrow to celebrate his birthday. He had to fulfill this favor…
He silently asked the waiter to start serving the dishes and handed him a plastic bag. The waiter took a look and said enthusiastically," Little brother, we have green bean soup in our shop. Would you like to consider a bowl to relieve the heat…" The fatty looked at her helplessly." Forget it, this is a serious injury. As for the heat, that was a long time ago…"
He sat down again and looked at me sadly. However, before he could say anything, I smiled at him." Brother Fatty, open the gift and take a look. Look, I went through a lot of trouble to pick it for you."”Speaking of this…The others were also curious, especially Buttface. He really couldn't spit out any ivory from his mouth…
"That's right, Fatty. Open it and take a look. A person with big breasts and no brains can probably give a gift related to a ball.”I silently stretched out my foot and smashed it heavily. I saw Ergou growl. His originally sallow face instantly turned red, and his eyes were bloodshot. He looked at me and didn't even have the strength to raise his hand. He silently lay on the table…
As for Fatty, he couldn't resist everyone's enthusiasm. He could only slowly unwrap the first layer of tape…As for the other people's gifts, they were already piled in the corner. After all, I was the last to arrive. It was understandable for me to give him this surprise gift at the end…Although this gift was so heavy that it caused him to suffer a bloody disaster…
He tore off the first layer of tape, and then... it was still tape... Helplessly, he continued to remove it. However, the tape inside began to stick together due to the weather, so it was very difficult to remove it. Moreover, his hands could not be seen. Then, under everyone's gaze, we saw the third layer of tape...
Ten minutes later, there were already more than a dozen tape balls beside Fatty. His hands had turned purple from overexertion. His eyes were getting more and more resentful. As for the others, they were so bored that they were about to fall asleep. After the thirteenth consecutive exhaustion, we finally saw the gift box wrapped in layers. Although it was severely deformed from being squeezed, the feeling of seeing the dawn was really indescribable.
He opened the gift box with tears in his eyes. Then, a fat roly-doll made a crisp electronic sound," Damn fatty, damn fatty…die…" Fatty's face was already dark. He angrily picked up the gift and wanted to smash it into pieces, but when he saw my ambiguous gaze, he silently kept it away and even symbolically wiped it…and put it aside.
At this time, the dishes began to be served one after another. Behind him, because of the classic phrase 'damn fat', he lost all his mood. You see, I spent so much effort to make him lose weight…He should be very grateful to me. After all, I gave him a perfect gift.
After that, the situation was a little awkward. Fatty was talking on the top while I was at the bottom. The plate in front of me was almost finished. Then, he noticed my action and stopped to look at me quietly. The others were also stunned as if they didn't notice my indecent action. Of course, a few good comrades had already covered their faces as if they didn't know her...
I awkwardly put down my chopsticks and grabbed the corner of Ergou's clothes to wipe my mouth. Then, I quietly looked at Fatty without saying a word. However, because of my influence, everyone couldn't help but look at the table. As for Fatty, his stomach had already started to growl…Wang Tiedan patted his back," Don't make those empty things. Hurry up and eat. The sweet potatoes are almost turning into popsicles."”
With his interference, it would definitely seem hypocritical to speak again. Fatty raised his chopsticks and said," Then everyone…Hey, Ergou, leave some for me. Tie Dan, my ass, my lamb chop…Hey, Feifei, Guoguo, you two…I'm the main character." Hey, leave some for me…"
Under my leadership, all the table manners were basically thrown aside. Basically, everyone's goal was to eat and fight to eat. Even Feifei and Guoguo, who felt that the dishes were greasy, used their chopsticks up and down. It was really beautiful. " Hey, no, girls get fat from eating this. Save it for me..."
" That's enough, you two are showing off your love in public. Also, Lin Feng, when did you become so pretentious? You even want to feed my Yunxi. Goosebumps are almost rising on your skin…"
He didn't say anything, but I understood from his eyes…I was willing, so what? If you have the ability, show it off too…I wasn't willing at that time and was about to argue with him. Who knew that Yun Xi's sweet face was actually emitting a loving glow. To the single dogs on our side, the lethality was undoubtedly destructive.
He picked up the remaining piece of chicken head with his chopsticks and turned around angrily." Come, Er Gou, open your mouth wide. Aiya, swallow the food in your mouth..." He waited for a minute. In order to suppress the food, he took a big gulp of white wine as if it was tea. Now, his eyes popped out as if they had been blown up by a detonator... Yi, so ugly... Suddenly, the atmosphere was gone...
He finally managed to catch his breath. After a long time, he gave me a look. I rolled my eyes. He opened his mouth wide, and I stuffed it in. Blood rushed to my mountain. The remaining beak poked his upper gums. His teeth instantly turned red. Could it be that he had stabbed his artery? Speaking of which, there are arteries in the mouth?
Well, it seems that I am indeed the kind of person who wants to live alone. For ordinary girls, it's basically a circle for me…But this way, it saves me the trouble of having to raise a boyfriend like feeding a dog. Really, look at Lin Feng's despicable face with his tongue sticking out…And in my mind, it seems that there's no difference between raising a boyfriend and a dog…
Ah, I didn't mean to discriminate against others. Maybe it was because of my family that I was used to being alone…Sigh, I thought of the scene I saw in the school garden. When a man failed to confess, he turned around and left. His back was hunched. It looked very sad…
How lonely was his back? That's why I felt so sad just by looking at him. Later, when I found out that the girl was his biological cousin, I felt even more sad. What did it mean for lovers to become siblings? This was a living example, and it seemed to be unrequited love. However, he went around asking how many years he would be sentenced for raping his cousin. I don't know what the result was, but I haven't seen him since then.
Other than Ergou, who retired due to injury on the spot, the others all looked very reliable, especially Bruiser. His plate was cleaner than anything else. As for Fatty, in order to imitate him, he actually started licking the plate. See, I told you he was no different from a dog.）
Less than half an hour after the dishes were served, the two sides had already started to clear the plates. Then, an extra-large cake was placed on the table by Bruiser. Hmm, what did this guy eat when he grew up? He was so strong. This cake was at least dozens of kilograms. How could he just put it on the table with one hand? Sigh, boys are boys…after all, they are better than girls…
However, when he opened the cake and said "Fatty, happy birthday", something unexpected happened. A few police uncles rushed through the door and patrolled our group. Of course, the cake had already been opened, so there was no reason not to work. Therefore, Fatty was directly pressed onto the cake on the other side…
" Oh, we're here to…"" Pa…" A piece of cake hit his face, and another policeman quickly went to help wipe the cream on it. He was about to say something about assaulting the police when another piece of cake hit his face…Of course, some of it splashed on me. I couldn't stand it, so I picked up a large piece of cake and stuffed the bread into my mouth. The cream was thrown at the others…
For a moment, it was as if a snowstorm was falling. Oh, no, it was like a war. Cream was flying everywhere, and it was chaotic. Two police uncles shouted that they were attacking the police and even went to pull the rubber roller from their waists. Who knew that it was taken away by someone who was fast. Without a weapon, he could only take out his iron whistle to stop the crowd. Then…a piece of cream was smeared on the whistle, and it was useless…
The two of them had no weapons, and they were only a few years older than us. They immediately grabbed a piece of cake and joined the battlefield. Five minutes later, there was a lot of bread left on the big cake except for the piece where the fat man's face was flattened. We began to share it, and even the policeman who just arrived had a share.
Ten minutes later, the fight was over. The fat man was groping around like a blind man. The police officers stopped investigating and started. Then, the younger police officer asked," What are we doing here…" For a moment, the scene was still. Everyone looked at them quietly. Suddenly, he slapped his thigh." I say, Wang Anquan, the police station has something to ask you. Come with us to understand the situation…"
Hey, what's going on? Soon, the two of them stood up and grabbed Wang Tiedan's shoulders, pushing him away. As for Bruiser, he didn't resist. He said happy birthday to the fat man who was still scratching his head and was pushed out, leaving us, confused…
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