In five seconds, the speed at which I put on my clothes improved again…Why did I feel that there was something wrong with this sentence…Anyway, when I opened the dormitory door and walked out, it was just as I had guessed. Mu He was still standing outside the door. I didn't explain anything. She was used to it, so I stretched out my arm, pressed against her body, and pushed her against the wall…
She thought that she had a high IQ. Although she was still looking up at me, she was still calm and collected. She let the carbon dioxide I exhaled hover above her head. She was not anxious, and I was not anxious either. In this weather, no one could stand it…Moreover, everyone was blowing hot air at you. As expected, five minutes later, the icy beauty with a high IQ was finally so hot that she could not breathe…
" Can you let go of me? I'm dying from the heat. Also, your sweat is dripping into my eyes…" I slowly opened a gap for her, but I still didn't leave. I had a lot of doubts and needed her to explain. It was so easy to accommodate her, but it would be difficult to ask later. Therefore, it was very important to let her guard down first.
After another five minutes, I was drenched. Of course, a fisherman never lacked patience, especially a smart fish. This trick was also useful for picking up girls. The premise was that you had to be sure that she wouldn't call the police or attack. In the end, she chose to give in. Let go of me, it's so hot."
I lowered my body and looked into her eyes." I have a few questions for you. You should answer them.”She pushed me twice. It was obvious that she had lost her mind from the heat. Otherwise, she wouldn't have done it for nothing. "Alright, what do you want to know? I'll tell you what I can answer.”
Hmph hmph, actually she had already acquiesced at this time. It was just because of a little bit of pride. I was sure that she would answer whatever I asked. I distanced myself from her and looked at the wet front half of our clothes. I thought that it was impossible to find a quiet place to discuss this…In that case, it would be better to come to my dormitory because I felt that the people in my dormitory should be the same as me…En, it was definitely…
I pulled them to my dormitory. They had just gotten up to put on their clothes. When they saw me coming over, they screamed again. However, they didn't say anything after seeing my situation. One of them even rolled her eyes at me after looking at my chest. Then, she tried to tidy up her clothes. Unfortunately, as soon as she pulled them up, they fell down again…
I pulled a stool over and handed it to Mu He." En, to be honest, with your IQ, I find it strange that you can get here. Could it be that there's something special about this school that attracts you?”At this point, she blushed and wanted to run away. Needless to say, there must be someone here. Love could turn a woman into an idiot. This was not strange…
Of course, it was even stranger that she thought she could run away. Then she slowly put on her dress and looked at me sadly." This school is very good. The environment is quiet, the scenery is beautiful, and the culture is strong. There are many famous artists who came from here, and it's not as noisy as the city. I like it very much.”
I have to admit that this child is really amazing. At least she doesn't even blink when she lies. If I didn't know her well, I would really believe her…I pretended to say casually,"Gu Ming is here."”" Yes, yes, I'm from the literature department. After…Why are you asking…" She suddenly widened her eyes and looked at me in surprise. Her eyes were so big that they were almost round…
"When did you become so smart?”I moved closer to her." Do you still need to be smart? Have you forgotten that ever since you put on makeup for Gu Ming, you've always found an excuse to look for him, and he never came to the party because I didn't invite him. The main reason for this is that in the afternoon…I saw the two of you picking out dresses in the clothing store…How about it? Do you want to tell me how far you've progressed?”
Her eyes returned to their original state, but the flickering gaze made me think that she should be as I had guessed…It was a very simple logical question, and I only guessed it for a moment. I didn't expect it to be true…She cleared her voice and looked at me again, then sighed again." How can I have a friend like you…"
The course of events was similar to what I had guessed, but the ending was quite different. It turned out that these two people were like-minded and were both from the literature department. The only difference was that Gu Ming was very interested in Chinese poetry and some historical sentiments, or Chinese classics. En, it was the kind of scholarly atmosphere. Mu He was different. She also liked these books, but…they were all books such as Sun Tzu's Art of War, Guigu 'zi, and Qimen Dunjia. Even some strange things like Feng Shui…
Of course, universities might not teach these things, but those professors were not to be trifled with. They might have a lot of worldly knowledge and some things that were different from the classics of Chinese culture. It was just an extension of some content. However, the source was the same. It was an extension of the wisdom of the Chinese people for five thousand years.
Actually, I don't think these reasons are too important. What's important is the way Gu Ming looks when he wears women's clothes. His 1.78 meters height gives him the illusion of being cute. I believe that if he was dressed up by Mu He and walked around the school gate, those senior brothers would probably gang up on him and ask for his contact information…It's really hard to find someone who's so cute with his eyes and actions. No wonder so many people say that he must be a boy…
However, there were also some surprises. For example, if a man walked closer and saw her height, and then walked further away to ask for her number, it would show the misfortune of a tall woman. It was really not easy to find a boyfriend. If she wore high heels, she would immediately be 1.8 meters tall. Without a figure that was as tall as a prince, it really would not match. Moreover, some tall men now found girls who were 1.5 meters tall to rely on. Tsk tsk, perverted, asking us to do odd jobs.
Well, she said all this because Mu He, the cold goddess, also had a dark side. She liked Gu Ming in women's clothes, especially when she helped him dress up. It was especially satisfying for her self-esteem. However, Gu Ming was a simple child who only liked me…so he didn't listen to her at all. This seriously dealt a blow to her self-esteem…
Therefore, she thought that with her beauty, temperament, and talent, it would be easy for this child to fall in love with her and listen to her every word…The result was…she had been slapped in the face again and again, causing this self-confident goddess to have many broken wounds in her heart. That's right, it's not good for such a person who even beauties like me have to look up to to suffer such a blow…
Therefore, this child thought of tricking Gu Ming. Well, this was much easier. Compared to the homework she had done to calculate the probability of him falling in love with her, how should she behave to make him fall in love with her? She even read a lot of psychology books and studied a lot of topics about attraction between men and women…
This was a complete waste of time for her on the eve of the college entrance examination. Although it did not affect her greatly, she still suffered some losses. She lost more than 20 points and fell from the key one to the ordinary one. She did not choose the ordinary one and directly applied here like Gu Ming…
As for picking out clothes, this girl said that if I needed him in the future, I would still need him to sell my body. Anyway, it was a man, so I wouldn't lose out. She even listed a series of scenes where he would be a hero saving a beauty. For example, if I was forced to drink with someone, he could stand in front of me and replace me. Or if there were some worse things, he could also help.
Another example was that I was kidnapped and fainted in the women's bathroom. He could use this to save me. Yes, even the most ordinary thing was to accompany me for dinner and shopping. He could also be my best friend or something. He could even hug me. The innocent child was stunned and actually believed it…It was completely illogical. He really only picked two clothes…
After coming here, she used her high IQ to get two fake medical records, allowing the two of them to avoid this month of military training. I interrupted her," Wait, you said that we can get fake medical records…" Swoosh, four or five people's eyes instantly moved over, and then all of them moved over…
What was military training? A. To deepen the relationship between classmates, integrate with the class, train one's body, experience the life of the military brigade, and develop a good habit of working hard. Most importantly, there will be an unforgettable memory... Bullsh * t, that's all nonsense. Is it possible to be as tanned as charcoal? Is it possible to be as tired as a dead dog? Is it possible to be trained like a dead person? The most pitiful thing is that one is always punished for strange reasons. On such a hot day, one would always stand in a military posture and kick forward. Flies would fly around and buzz. I want to die…
What was worse was that he had to fold the military blanket. It was such a hot day, the hot ground, the military equipment, the tofu blocks, the measuring stick, and so on. He was as tired as a dog and had to be wary of checking the dormitory. Just as he opened the Internet to chat, he was informed that the Internet was cut off, the water was cut off, or the dormitory's internal affairs were checked…This was not how ordinary people lived…
Also, some of the female students had even developed muscles. Female students, how were they going to face others when they went out? They could cover their tanned skin with makeup powder. How were they going to remove the muscles on their calves? How were they going to show off their white calves in the summer wind? How were they going to show off their proud figures? Thinking about it, it was a kind of pain…
" Why are you guys doing this? Yaoyao, you're too strong. My shoulders hurt. Cousin, I haven't showered yet. And this student, my legs aren't sore…" Seeing that the situation was not right, I immediately picked Mu He up." I'm sorry, everyone. I'll repay your kindness another day…"
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