"After that, you picked her up and brought her home, saving the damsel in distress?”I tried to recall, but still shook my head." That's not true. At that time, I also felt that my chance to show off had come. Moreover... I had a buzz cut at that time, no, it was even shorter. I reckon that if I really saved the beauty, I would have accepted Jiangning..."
The few of them snorted disdainfully, only Mu He rolled his eyes. "Then you said you didn't do anything, you…Wait, a buzz cut? Are you crazy? The hairstyle you cut? The few of them were shocked. Of course, although Mu He was not particularly clear about this, as a delinquent who pursued her back then, she still had some impression. After all, there were not many hooligans who did not arrest them even if they called the police…
" Yeah, something like that. I've always thought of her as a guy. She developed late. When she followed me to the restroom, I incited a lot of people to block her in the ladies 'restroom. She climbed through the skylight and escaped…It was the third floor…God knows how she got down…But you don't have to doubt her ability to pick up girls…If he was a guy, he would have been hacked to death…"
" Of course, these people didn't believe in these things. They were even a little disdainful…Hmm, this is the so-called emptiness…" At that time, I gripped the brick in my hand tightly and approached the battlefield step by step. I thought that the scene was just a simple hooligan teasing a beautiful woman. When I walked in, I knew clearly that I was wrong, extremely wrong…"
" Tell me, why did you leave without saying goodbye? I waited for you for three years, and you didn't even give me a chance to meet you…" Even so, the scene was imaginable. At most, those people weren't hooligans, but ordinary citizens who were harassed…Well, in fact, this was half right. If that citizen was allergic to alcohol…
I could already see that the big brother's face was starting to turn green, and the pulling and pulling just now was obviously not a hooligan, but a rescue…If you ask me, that was too exaggerated.”"Right, right. Three or four men are all useless? What a good opportunity. If it were me, I would immediately take that woman away to do what I want to do.”
Suddenly, the four of us looked at each other and smiled. Even I felt that it was a little creepy, because this gaze of great minds thinking alike was too familiar. Especially when compared to the expressions of the others, it was really too clear about our situation. We reached out our hands at the same time and clapped…Sigh, it's not scary to be a hooligan alone, but to be a hooligan in a nest…
The situation had gone out of control. The man started to foam at the mouth, and the female owner obviously did not intend to let it go. She even saw the man spit directly…However, it was obvious that this woman who had drunk countless cups of Forgotten Love Potion was out of control, causing the two people who were trying to save her companion to stand two meters away…
I was so scared that I stood there and didn't even realize that the brick had hit my foot…When I saw the brick on my foot, I remembered to hug my foot and howl. Just like in cartoons, as long as you don't look down, you won't fall off the cliff…As the saying goes, if you don't die, you won't die…
After they noticed me, one of the brothers walked over." Brother, smoke."”I waved my hand." What's going on? Why is this..." He silently looked over there, took a puff of his cigarette, and after taking a few puffs, he cried... He really cried. The reflection of his crystal tears under the street lamp made my eyes hurt. This was the so-called man who doesn't cry easily.
" The world is too f * cking chaotic now. It's not easy to do anything. We've let down the profession of hooligans and brought shame to them. It's getting harder and harder to be bad guys. We thought we'd found a big dish and picked up a treasure. Who knew that before we could hit on her or even call out a beauty, we were pulled over by her and kept asking us why..."
My buddy's alcohol tolerance wasn't very good. He became a hooligan halfway through his life…You know, drunk people's thinking ability is reduced by 90% and their strength increases by 200%. So, my buddy fainted after a few minutes. And…and we two men couldn't even hold her back…
After saying this, he hugged his knees again and started crying. It was obvious that he had been abandoned by this world. But then again, how could he not wet his shoes if he walked by the river often? It might be better if he met a female hooligan like us who liked the same sex. He would beat him up. If he met a real female hooligan…I really don't know what the outcome would be. These three amateurs looked very mysterious, especially when two men couldn't pull a woman away. I sympathized with him. However, he also spurned…
Regardless of his behavior, I felt that it was quite embarrassing for a man to squat there. Moreover, looking at that guy's appearance, he might really not be able to hold on any longer. As the saying goes, saving a life costs about 200 yuan, so I still had to go up at this time. En, I didn't have the intention to go up and take advantage of him. I was a simple person…
When Jiang Ning saw me coming over, she asked doubtfully," Who are you? What are you doing here?”It was a cliché question. Of course, I couldn't use a cliché answer. However, if I were to ask you to guess again at this time, I would definitely be beaten up. Therefore, I only held her wrist. I could feel her violently beating pulse. I knew that I might not be able to break it open if I resisted it head-on.
So, I took the opportunity to kiss her hand and immediately broke out in a cold sweat. She seemed to have vomited just now. Was it on her hand? This was a problem. It was fine if it was fake, but what should I do if it was real? It was obviously unrealistic to kill her. I couldn't bring myself to do it, but I felt that I would be at a disadvantage if I didn't do anything. So, before she could react, I took a detour behind her, stretched my back, grabbed two lumps of fat with my backhand, and rubbed them twice…
Her reaction was really different from other women. Could it be that this was a drunk woman?!! It was as if I had discovered a new continent and fell in love with this woman for the first time. She quietly felt my movements and didn't show it. Instead, she turned around and hugged me." Thank you for liking me…even if it's just my body…"
I patted her back and felt like I was about to fly. I was thinking about buying some wine to drink for Chuqing, Yunxi, or Goddess Lin Muhe when I was interrupted by this woman's words. Then, my thoughts became more complicated and even crossed the line.
She leaned against my ear. The smell of alcohol entered my nostrils, mixed with the smell of perfume, and her hot breath hit my ear." Take me home. I know you're a woman…So, this thank you is in advance…After I'm drunk, you can do whatever you want…"
I clearly remembered the seriousness on my face that day. I felt that I must have been very cool at that time. At that time, I would have been the center of the world. For a long time, I wondered why there was no tragic music around me at that time. Because my actions and tone at that time were the peak of my life…
I carried her behind me." Use my spine to support your chest. On my back is your temporary greenhouse.”" F * ck, you're awesome, little girl. I think highly of you. You'll be my little sister in the future. No matter what the future is, I promise you that you'll live a hundred years without worries."" Hmm…This sentence sounds familiar…"" That's not the point. The point is that I think highly of you. Tonight…" After saying that, she glanced back and forth at my chest a few times. I returned her gaze as if I knew what she meant. Then, we smiled slightly and it was settled…
" I'm very curious. If you were to chase after a man, what would the result be…" Finally, Mu He, who was also attracted by this story, could not hold back her thoughts. In fact, this meant that she was asking me for advice. However, her proud personality made it difficult for her to easily say such vulgar words…
After saying that, the two people on the other side also looked at me with burning eyes. It seemed that they were not really on the same path as me; instead, they had someone else in their hearts." Forget it, let's be direct. We're all sisters. Therefore, I called them closer to me," It's actually very simple. I don't know... I've been a man for more than ten years. It's only recently that I remembered that I'm a woman and asked me about the relationship between a man and a woman." Hmm…I might as well ask an ordinary person…"
The few of them wanted to leave, but I pulled them back." Although I haven't practiced it before, there's one thing I know. Men and women are the same…"" What is it?" I looked at their surprised eyes. Even my eldest cousin, who was disdainful about it, joined in and looked at me. I slowly extended two fingers…
"Two people?" "Acting like a fool?" "Two timing?" "Split into two? He could go down to the kitchen and go up to the bed?”I was speechless as I looked at these people who didn't use their brains to think about things. With this brain, what was the point of pursuing it! He had to understand the needs of the market! This means that you're treating me to snacks for two weeks, or no deal…"
They rolled their eyes at me, but still agreed to my request. " Everything has its most fundamental aspect, and the pursuit of this matter can be summarized into four words, which are: intention, inaction…intention means that you have to pay attention to the situation and create more coincidences. Attention means that you have to create, but if you rely on the heavens, the daylily will be cold, and you are not prepared. As for inaction, it means that you don't have to take anything to heart. You don't have to ask, you understand it yourself. If you understand, you don't have to teach. If you don't understand, you can't teach.”
"What happened after you brought her home?”
"It's a secret." "You didn't leave your contact information?" "It's a secret!" "Why are you being like this? Just say it. I'm curious. If I'm not satisfied, I'll be very sad.”"Hmph, hmph, it's a secret. I'll tell you when I meet you. Hahahaha.”Yes, I thought it was a joke at that time. I didn't expect it to come true so quickly. It was so fast that I couldn't react in time and was even a little confused. I didn't expect the distance between us to become so close and so far…
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