At night, a 26 or 27-year-old man was sorting out the information he would use tomorrow in front of his computer. Suddenly, the sound of fighting and the screaming of a woman came from the wretched fatty's house next door. The man who didn't want to meddle in other people's business had no choice but to knock on the door of the fatty who lived next door because the fighting and screaming were getting louder and louder. However, before he could knock on the door, the door suddenly collapsed on its own. Then, a white ball of light suddenly appeared in front of him! Then, the man felt his vision go black and his entire body was in pain! I don't know anything after that
"Tell me your wishes. If I can do it, I will definitely help you fulfill them. Of course, I will never agree to those unreasonable conditions. Even if I was in the wrong first, I wouldn't agree to it if you went to the underworld to sue me.”An old and dignified voice said helplessly.
"I just want to live again. I don't need anything else.”An indifferent voice replied.
"Sigh! Hey, hey, hey, don't, brother! You don't have it, but we do!" A wretched voice quickly called out and said to an old man with a strange appearance,"Old Deity, don't listen to him! I have a wish! My wish is to go to the era of the Three Kingdoms and woo all the beauties there, take in all the civil and military officials, and conquer a huge territory for me. Of course, you also know that I'm not good at literature or martial arts, so you have to give me a peerless secret manual for me to cultivate. Give me a few more protective treasures and whatnot, the more the better. Of course, you also know that there were no good people in that era.。。。。。(1000 words omitted here) So you must let me reincarnate into the body of a son of an aristocratic family whose father is extremely awesome, and his appearance must be handsome to the point of being a jade tree in the wind.。。。。。(500 words omitted here), and finally, old immortal, you have to give me a bit of that bastard aura, the kind that makes my body tremble and countless underlings kowtow to me.。。。”He saw a fatty with a wretched face talking as he thought of something and stood there in a daze. The saliva at the corner of his mouth unknowingly dripped down.
"Alright, I promise you! You want to go to the era of the Three Kingdoms, right? I'll send you there later!" The old Taoist priest agreed expressionlessly, but if one listened carefully, one could hear the sound of him grinding his teeth.
"Thank you so much! Old Deity!" The wretched fatty immediately narrowed his eyes in joy.
"And you? I really can't revive you. Although you died because of me, I can't change the rules!”The old Taoist priest said to another young man. It could be seen that the old Taoist priest's attitude towards this young man was worlds apart from Fatty's.
"Forget it. If I really can't be resurrected, let my parents live a better life! He hoped that they wouldn't be sad. As for me? If it's possible, let me participate in the Running Brothers program. I don't need much! Only one use was enough! I only hope to be able to run around happily with the members of the brotherhood on TV once, and I'll be satisfied. Everything else doesn't matter."
"No way, brother. How can you ask for such a low request? If it were me, I would at least get my hands on all the beautiful women who appeared inside. Only then would I be worthy of myself! How about this, brother? Why don't you follow me to the Three Kingdoms Era? At that time, I'll protect you.。。At most, I'll give you two beauties.。。。”
"Little brother, since you sacrificed yourself because of this poor priest, of course this poor priest has the responsibility to make your parents live a better life. This poor priest can guarantee you this. Of course, I will erase their memories of you, or else their hearts will be affected. As for your wish, I will agree! "I'll send you to a parallel world of this world, and the time is before the brothers you mentioned started," the old priest said.
However, he was muttering in his heart,"Why is this kid's wish so petty?" He wasn't like the others who greedily made a bunch of wishes. If I can't cancel out the karma I have with him, I'll be blessed by my ancestors if I can keep my cultivation level up, let alone improve further. But he doesn't have any special requests, so I can't force him. Sigh, what should I do? And this damn fatty, he was obviously the one who was killed by that female ghost! It had nothing to do with This Penniless Priest, but he shamelessly said it as if he didn't act in time because of This Penniless Priest! Humph, damn fatty, didn't you say that I owe you karma and want to send you to the Three Kingdoms period? I'll send you to the Three Kingdoms in the high martial realm. Anyway, you only said that you were going to the Three Kingdoms and didn't say anything about the difficulty. If anything happens, you can't blame me! Yes, that's right! As for this little brother, I can only secretly give him some benefits and not let him know! Haha, I'm really a genius to think of this. The more the old Taoist priest thought about it, the more satisfied he became. He could not help but scratch his beard. In the end, because he was getting more and more happy, he didn't pay attention to his strength and pulled off a lot of his beard, causing him both (heart) and (flesh) pain.
After thinking about it, the old Taoist priest activated his cultivation technique and opened two light doors. He pointed at one of the doors and said to the wretched fatty that it was the entrance to the Three Kingdoms. Therefore, the fatty began to drool and turn around the door for a while.
The old Taoist priest turned around and said to the young man," The other entrance is the entrance to the parallel world that I mentioned. If you're ready, go in. If you're too afraid, you can close your eyes and run inside.”
The young man said," Thank you. I'm leaving this world. Please take care of my parents."”After saying that, he bowed to the old Taoist priest and walked into a light door without looking back.
After the young man left, the wretched fatty suddenly stopped spinning and said to the old Taoist priest,"Old Immortal, I'm ready, but where are the divine martial arts manuals and treasures that you promised?" Isn't it time to give it to me?" As he spoke, he stretched out a hand to the old Taoist priest. In the end, the old Taoist priest suddenly kicked Fatty into the door and scolded,"I've been tolerating you for a long time. You're even more naggy than Tang Sanzang. If I wasn't afraid of scaring the young man who owes karma, I would have whipped you to death.”
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