"Speak! What is it?"
Although agreeing to Little Wu Chen's request made Taibai Jinxing feel a little uneasy, Taibai Jinxing did not claim to be a literary star. His cultivation was not high, but he knew the sky and the earth. He knew hundreds of thousands of years ago, but he did not know anything after that.
Even so, Taibai Jinxing was still a very capable immortal. He was considered knowledgeable and talented in the Heavenly Court and ranked among the top in the entire Vast Land. He was very confident that he could deal with the little monkey's problem.
Humph! How profound could a three-month-old monkey know?
"Yo! You're very confident!"
Little Wu Chen smiled and coughed.""Listen up. My question is here. Recently, this guy asked me a question that I couldn't answer. He called me a retard.”
Little Wuchen pointed at Niu Dali who was guarding him and said. However, in the end, this idiot made Taibai Jinxing furious.
" Say it." Taibai Jinxing gritted his teeth.
"What's the rush?" The little monkey smiled strangely. The problem was, there were seven monkeys on the tree and one on the ground. How many monkeys were there in total?”
"What?"
Taibai Jinxing's eyes widened in disbelief.
Of course, he couldn't believe that the problem was so simple, but he never knew how to use brain teasers. He knew that there might be problems with the problem, but he couldn't think about it. Even if he was smart, he couldn't change the way modern people thought.
"Why aren't you answering? It's so simple.”
Little Wuchen's request, Qing Xuan started to interject with a disdainful look.
"Immediately." Taibai Jinxing was sweating profusely. He tried hard to think of all kinds of answers, but in the end, he still felt that the eight monkeys were correct. "Eight monkeys," he said through gritted teeth.”
"Is that right?" The little monkey asked Niu Dali.
"Wrong." Niu Dali replied coldly. At the same time, he looked at Taibai Jinxing with disdain and sighed as he shook his head.
"How can it be wrong? There are clearly eight monkeys.”Venus did not believe it and argued.
"Sigh! You're not going to admit that you're stupid. He clearly said that there's a monkey riding on a tree. Did you hear him clearly? It was riding a horse, riding a horse. There was a monkey riding on the tree and a monkey on the ground. How could there be eight monkeys? There were clearly two monkeys!”The little monkey shook his head and explained. His cute appearance made all the demons in Flowerfruit Mountain laugh.
"Pfft."
Sun Wukong spat out the mouthful of coconut juice he had just drunk. Nezha, the iceman, also smiled helplessly. The few big demons laughed without any regard for their image.
"This little monkey is too funny. Riding on a monkey, there's nothing to say about killing Taibai Jinxing!”
"That's right! This is too funny!"
...............
"You, this doesn't count. It's a homonym, I didn't hear it clearly.”Taibai Jinxing blushed when he said this, but he could only endure it for the sake of his master's orders.
"Alright then! Alright then! Then I'll ask you another question. This time, you can't go back on your word!”Little Wuchen was adorable, but in his heart, he was smiling like a little devil.
" I didn't cheat." Taibai Jinxing knew that his voice was weak, and the disdain in the eyes of the demons could be seen.
"Alright, listen up. Look, this big demon brother is from the tiger clan. They have a collective name called tiger, but do you know what their other name is?”
Little Wu Chen pointed at a tiger demon in the distance and said. Not only was Taibai Jinxing choked by his question, but the tiger demon also scratched his head in puzzlement. He was very curious as to why he did not know that they had another name.
"This kind of question again. How should I answer it?”Taibai Jinxing was as anxious as an ant on a hot pan, but he had no clue at all.
After a few minutes, he gave up helplessly and said,""This Penniless Priest admits that he has learned from ancient times to the present, but he doesn't know what other names the tiger clan has.”
"Sigh! A dead duck is stubborn!" Little Wu Chen was very disdainful as he sighed and said,""You don't even know such a simple question, and you still have the cheek to call yourself a literary star! Tsk tsk, I don't even know if I should call you thick-skinned or shameless. Listen up, her name is Dandan."
"Dandan?"
"The tiger is like a tiger eyeing its prey. So the tiger's other name was Dandan. She didn't even know it was so simple! I've never seen someone as stupid as you."
"An's Not Called Dan!" The tiger demon was about to speak when Qing Xuan glared back at him. They were watching a good show, how could they let their own demon ruin the scene?
"You... Your question is a complete scam. Who in the Vast Land could think of such a strange question?”Taibai Jinxing defended himself in anger, but Zhu Bajie's words almost made him stagger and fall.
"Tiger Eyes Dandan. Oh, so the tiger is also called Dandan! I, Old Zhu, have learned my lesson."
"Puff!"
Not afraid of god-like opponents, but afraid of pig-like teammates. Today, Taibai Jinxing finally understood the meaning of this sentence and almost spat out.
. Blood, blood and tears!
"Haha." The little monkey held back his laughter and said with a strange expression,"Marshal Canopy is too polite. You must maintain your good habit of asking questions.”
"What's there to be polite about with me, little monkey king is too polite.”Old Zhu seemed to be very forthright and did not care about Taibai Jinxing's black face at all.
"That's true. What's there to be polite about with Zhu Bajie?!”Little Wu Chen's forehead was covered in cold sweat as he thought.
After speaking to Zhu Bajie, Little Wu Chen looked at Taibai Jinxing and said,""Hey, what do you have to say?”
"I'm not a eunuch. I'm Taibai Jinxing. I'm here by the Jade Emperor's decree to negotiate peace with you. Your question is a complete scam. As an enemy envoy, I refuse to answer such a question.”Taibai Jinxing had completely given up on his dignity by haggling over a child, causing the entire Flowerfruit Mountain to look down on him.
"Sigh! What can I say about you?!" Little Wu Chen pretended to sigh helplessly and shook his head.""Alright then! I'll give you another question. It's Monkey's question. If you can answer it correctly this time, I'll let you in.”
Taibai Jinxing's eyes lit up, and he said with a pale face,""Is what you said true?"
"Really, a mouthful of saliva and a mouthful of nails. My Monster Race always keeps our word.”
Little Wu Chen spoke in a bold and generous manner, with a hint of Sun Wukong's elegance. With Taibai Jinxing's low-end image, it instantly became much more majestic, causing the demons to cheer loudly.
"You guys can be proud! When This Penniless Priest destroys the Demon Alliance, you won't even have a place to cry. We'll settle the score then.”Taibai Jinxing thought viciously in his heart, but his face was expressionless, as calm as water.
"Listen up, there are seven monkeys on the tree and one on the ground. How many monkeys are there in total?”
Taibai Jinxing sneered and thought for a moment before saying,""Eight monkeys or two monkeys. The answer is one of these two.”
"This Penniless Priest has already said both answers. Let's see what else you have to say.”
Taibai Jinxing sneered in his heart and stared at Little Wuchen smugly, wanting to see what Little Wuchen had to say. Unfortunately, the plot he had expected did not happen. The little monkey chuckled and gave him a heartbreaking answer.
"Wrong."
"What?" Taibai Jinxing screamed like a woman.
"Tell me." The little monkey pointed at Little Ying and said.
"The answer is three monkeys. There is a monkey riding on the tree, a monkey on the ground, and a monkey pregnant.”Xiao Ying laughed and said the lines she had rehearsed in advance, her face full of pride.
"Cough cough. Puff!"
"F * ck!"
Taibai Jinxing couldn't help but spurt out a mouthful of blood. It was especially brilliant under the sunlight. To be able to spit out blood to his level, he was considered an expert.
"This Penniless Priest is unconvinced."
Taibai Jinxing broke free from Zhu Bajie's arm and roared. He had been teased by the little monkey today, and he would never be able to wash away such humiliation.
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