After a few days of boredom, Saturday finally arrived!
It was almost early in the morning when I was pulled up by my narcissistic brother. What the f * ck, we were supposed to meet in the afternoon, right? Brother, if you want to see Qiao Lanxin, you should have woken up earlier. Why did you have to drag me along? It's not right for you to harm the flowers of your motherland.
Even though I was thinking about a lot of things in my heart, I simply said,""Brother, why did you wake me up so early?”
My narcissistic brother said to me shyly,""Aren't we going to the amusement park today? I want to see her as soon as possible.”After saying that, he actually lowered his head and did something that shocked me.
He actually…he actually lowered his head and matched his fingers like a little wife, looking innocent and shy.
Oh my god, please accept him.
Also, brother, don't tell anyone that you know me when you go out in the future.
Cough cough, back to the main topic. I said to my narcissistic brother,""If you want to see him, then so be it. You can get up yourself. Also, it's useless for you to wake up so early. I'm not as crazy as you to wake up so early. Even if you go to the amusement park now, it will be empty. What's fun for you to be there alone? Go to sleep. I won't go to the amusement park so early.”Little did I know that while I was saying this, a certain Qiao with a letter in his name had already packed up and was excitedly waiting to set off. Then, he saw a certain woman at the amusement park...
When my brother heard the string of words that I suddenly said, he was absent-minded for a moment. Then, he said a few words that made me want to vomit blood."Wow, you're amazing. Yuyao, you're my sister. You've become a naggy old woman! Yes, worthy of praise, worthy of praise.”As her brother said this, he could not hide the smile in his eyes. Damn it, is he still my brother? I can even mock you like this. Hmph, I'm not going to talk to you anymore. You're as angry as a child!
Seeing that I seemed to be angry, my brother tactfully said to me,"Alright, alright, I was just joking. Don't be angry, my good Yuyao…You're not that petty, are you?”
He didn't say anything. He just angrily uttered a single syllable,""Humph."
I thought that after I snorted, my brother would try to please me even more. Who knew that my brother would suddenly burst into laughter."Hahaha…Hahaha…Aiyo, I'm dying of laughter. My stomach hurts.”
"..." I couldn't understand why my brother was laughing so hard that he collapsed on the ground. Was her brother crazy? Or did I do something funny?
" Hahaha…" My brother's laughter continued, but I couldn't stand it anymore. I said impatiently,""Xiaoxiao, what's so funny?”
"Just based on the single syllable you just uttered, it can prove that you are a stingy person.”Brother finally stopped laughing and said to me in a very serious tone.
What the f * ck, is this the only reason that can make me laugh for so long?
I can only say that I'm speechless.
Brother, are you crazy again?
She suddenly realized that her brother's laughing point was also very low. Moreover, it was not an ordinary low.
Oh my god, take him in.
If I take him in, I can sleep…
It was on the verge of collapse…
Time flew like an arrow, and the sun and moon flew like shuttles. Time flew, and only a few hours passed.
After my hateful brother and I finished our lunch, we set off happily!
Along the way, my hateful narcissistic brother kept asking me if I was handsome like this and if it was good like that, making me tired of aesthetic appreciation. However, the flowers of the motherland who passed by were screaming.
Fellow countrymen, fellow countrymen who are also flowers of our motherland! Using your screams to harm me, who is also a flower of the motherland, is a very immoral act.
Along the way, my ears were tormented. The moment I arrived at the amusement park, I wanted to rush up and hug the big doorpost in front of the amusement park and kiss it twice to express my excitement about the torture.
From afar, they could see the extremely handsome Qiao Lanxin standing there dressed in men's clothing. Screams could be heard from the surroundings. The girls had formed a huge circle around him.
When the brother beside me saw Qiao Lanxin, he frowned and thought about something. After a while, his brows suddenly relaxed and he ran towards Qiao Lanxin with a big laugh. Oh, Brother must be crazy today. If it was any other time, how could he do such…such…things?
But there's one thing I can't figure out. Big brother could still run over so happily after seeing Qiao Lanxin. Could it be, could it be, could it be that big brother likes…men?
What a scam…Brother, don't scare me. My young heart can't take the blow.
After her brother ran towards Qiao Lanxin, the girls around him screamed even louder. It was deafening. However, this was understandable. These two were so handsome. Even I was tempted. Sob sob, I was drooling.
The older brother was very bold and generous as he patted Qiao Lan Xin's slightly thin shoulders. Then, he happily said to Qiao Lan Xin,"You're Qiao Lantian's brother, right? Oh, I knew it. Your sister Qiao Lantian is really outstanding. Actually, I…"
Before the older brother could say the most crucial sentence, he was mercilessly interrupted by Qiao Lanxin."Stop!"
Listening to their conversation, I suddenly felt a little ashamed. Oh my god, please accept this idiot brother of mine. It's not my fault that the mental hospital is on holiday today. * Cough cough * Brother, don't tell anyone that I'm your sister or that you know me.
Qiao Lanxin moved his lips and said with some difficulty what could be said to be an extremely cruel truth to a certain person,""I am the Qiao Lantian you mentioned. The person you saw on the beach that day was me. So, what do you have for me?"
When the older brother heard Qiao Lan Xin's words, he raised his head in disbelief and shook Qiao Lan Xin's shoulders forcefully."What did you say? What did you say?"
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