But this is the first thing I did when I went out. If I didn't do it, how could I survive in the underworld in the future? Besides, I've been squatting here for a day. It's boring. How can I live up to myself without any reward?”I was about to swagger away when I looked at the abbot and said.
"Arhat Hall, set up the Eighteen Arhats Formation!”Immediately, more than ten monks surrounded me with cudgels.
Eighteen monks pounced towards me in the form of arhats. All of them were tall and mighty, and they had the standard physique for males. One of them was even taller, almost reaching my neck, although…it was just my ankle.
Eighteen monks pounced at me with all their might. The first tall and big one flew over and pressed down on my petite body before I could react. Then, the seventeen tall and mighty monks all pounced on me. Each of them laid on my body and stacked on top of each other. It was really an authentic "human pyramid!"”
I was sweating profusely. Finally, after going through all kinds of obstacles, I squeezed my way out. After getting up, I patted the dust off my body and smiled evilly."What a powerful array formation. As expected of Shaolin Temple's Eighteen Arhat Array. It's simply the pride of array formations and the enchantment of Arhats!”
"Retreat and set up the Seventy-Two Heavenly Constellation Formation!”This time, the abbot of Shaolin Temple didn't say anything. Instead, it was the old monk who spoke.
"Uncle, it's the 72 Earth Fiends. They're really embarrassing us Henan people.”I said in an aggrieved tone. I looked at the old monk and was secretly shocked. Why did this person have three fewer hairs on his head than San Mao?
"Our Shaolin martial arts are all self-created. If we set up two of the Thirty-six Tiangang Arrays, wouldn't that be the seventy-two Tiangang Arrays? Patron, you're still young and don't know such profound arithmetic knowledge. Leave behind the Muscle-bone Strengthening Scripture, and Shaolin will let you go back to study arithmetic. Study hard and serve the country in the future!”The old monk beside the abbot listened to my words and no longer got angry. He imitated the abbot's tone.
"Hehe, bullying the few with numbers is just like the human pyramid just now. The higher you stand, the farther you can pee. Now, in order to avoid peeing on me, I have to go. Remember the scriptures I borrowed. I will definitely return them in the future.”After he finished speaking, he moved his body with the Hundred Divine Steps and quickly squeezed towards the wall.
" Where are you running to? Leave the Tendon Changing Scripture behind!" The abbot also chased after me, and his speed was actually not inferior to mine. It seemed that the abbot of Shaolin Temple also had some skills. However, I had practiced escaping skills since I was young. Would I be so easy to catch?
The abbot flew over and held a claw in his hand. He used one hand to press on my shoulder and gradually increased his strength. For a moment, my body actually couldn't move at all. I was secretly shocked. Could it be the Dragon Claw Hand? "Men and women shouldn't touch each other!" I shouted.”
While the abbot was still in a daze, he immediately activated the third layer of the 'Loach Burrowing Hole' under his feet. Instantly, his entire body was as smooth as a loach's, and his body shook rapidly. Who cares if you have dragon claws or hand snakes, I don't want to stay here anymore.
I quickly moved to the side of the courtyard wall. There were no less than a hundred monks chasing after me, but they were all powerless. The abbot was behind me, so I couldn't delay any longer. I flew up with the Cloud Ladder and instantly rushed towards the sky. When I landed again, I was already outside the courtyard wall.
Without waiting for the abbot to fly out, Traceless Snow flew out and disappeared into the dense forest in front of him in an instant.
I'm not talented enough to introduce myself. I'm 15 years old. My surname is Wang Zilong. I live in Yanqing Immortal Valley now. I have a wide range of hobbies and good breeds. I'm not married yet. If you're interested, please hold a martial arts competition at the entrance of Shaolin Temple in three years. At that time, I'll just be an adult. I can marry all the girls in the world and have fun as soon as possible.
Err…I digressed. Hehe, please forgive me.
The people of Shaolin Temple dug three feet into the ground to find me, but what about me? Would I be so easy to catch?
Half a month later, I returned to the place where I grew up, which was my hometown. The Yanqing Celestial Valley was called the Celestial Valley. It wasn't because there were immortals inside. It was just like the Ice Fire Island, a paradise that no one cared about. The same was true for the fishing islands. I hope that the descendants of the Yellow Emperor will not forget the national humiliation.
It was spring all year round in the valley. There was a green bamboo forest beside the valley. There was a stream beside the forest. Wildflowers bloomed beside the stream, both famous and unknown. Not far from the stream, there were a few huts of different styles. Some were on boulders, some on the grass, and some in the stream. There are a few acres of land in the south of the valley. There are grains, fruits, and vegetables there. This is where I grew up. There are many animals in the valley. When I'm free, I can hunt a few to eat. This is definitely a paradise on earth!
Walking into the bamboo forest, I was led to a large rock by the sound of a flute. What greeted my eyes was a delicate and charming, fairy-like holy woman blowing a soul-stirring song. Her mouth was soft and her white clothes were gentle and moving. She had the charm of heaven and the unique posture of the human world.
The woman who was playing the flute turned around and saw me. She stopped playing this touching and sad song.
"Master, why are you crying?" Did someone bully you?"
The man smiled gently." There's only you and me in this valley. Who would bully me? You're the only one in the world who can bully me!"”
"Then why is Master crying? Did Zilong make a mistake?”Looking at the tears that Master wiped away, my heart couldn't escape the joy of Shaolin Temple.
"Master was just thinking about some sad things and was worried that you wouldn't be able to come back. It's fine now. Zilong didn't do anything wrong.”his master said with a smile.
I didn't answer Master's question and said,""Master, you once said that when people are sad, they will forget those unhappy things after eating something delicious. I'll go catch a pheasant and make you beggar's chicken. I haven't eaten with Master for a long time these days.”
Master pulled me to his side. A fragrance entered my nose leisurely. Smelling this familiar smell, I heard it and said,"Zilong, it's okay. Master will be fine in a while.”
I looked at Master's stunning face with a dubious look. I felt inexplicably sad. Since I was young, it had been just me and Master. Master rarely went out. This was also the first time I left Yanqing Valley. In the past ten years, although the number of days I didn't see Master was very few, this was the first time I went out alone and even provoked Shaolin Temple.
In fact, when I was young, there was another person here. He was my master's master, my great master. At that time, I was about five years old, and my master was only eighteen. I only knew that she cried very sadly that day. After that, I never saw my great master again. Now, it has been ten years. I have lived with my master in this valley without worries for ten years, just like Yang Guo and Xiao Longnu. It's just that I was still too young to develop to that extent.
"I don't know what kind of great fortune I had, but I sat on this book for an entire day. Master, look!”As I spoke, I took out the Tendon Changing Classic.
Master took the Yijinjing and looked at it. Immediately, there was an unconcealable joy on her face. There was also a rare joy on her delicate face. Her beautiful appearance made my heart palpitate.
"Ever since the establishment of our Swallow Clear Valley, we have stolen many rare treasures and martial arts manuals. This is the first time we have seen this Tendon Changing Classic. As the cornerstone treasure of Shaolin, it was stolen by you just like that?”His master couldn't help but ask suspiciously.
"That's right. Those monks bullied me because they had more people. There were dozens of them against me. If it weren't for the powerful lightness skill that Master taught me, I'm afraid I would be drinking tea in the Shaolin Temple's Law Enforcement Hall now.”I replied proudly.
" That's true. In the thousands of years of our Clear Swallow Valley, our grandmaster, the Divine Thief Swallow, started from robbing the rich and helping the poor until he eventually retired to the mountains. He spent the most time researching Qinggong, and you are the direct disciple of the Clear Swallow Valley's Qinggong lineage. In this world, the only people who could compete with you in Qinggong were the Thief Commander Chu Liuxiang and the Green-winged Bat King Wei Yixiao from a hundred years ago.”His master sighed as if he was in a dream.
"Am I that powerful? I just think that those monks from Shaolin are too slow. Only the abbot can still walk a few steps with me. I don't think I'm very impressive. I have to run away when I see them. Master, Zilong doesn't want to run anymore.”I pleaded with my master.
"No, when I carried you back from the first time I came out of the mountain, your great master said that you were not allowed to teach martial arts. The Clear Swallow Valley only taught females, not males. Do you know that you only need to know one of the qinggong techniques that you practice? It's enough for ordinary people to be excited for the rest of their lives.”His master said in a comforting tone that allowed no rejection.
Although I already had the answer in my heart, I couldn't help but feel a little disappointed. However, my eyes immediately lit up and I threw my disappointment away. I picked up the Yijinjing and hugged it in my arms and kissed it twice. F * ck, isn't this ready-made? It's even a supreme martial arts treasure book. If I learn this Yijinjing, I won't be able to get rid of the reputation of being a martial arts expert! Haha, study hard. After I master it, maybe the old abbot of Shaolin will ask me to explain it to him in the future.
He opened the book and was about to study it to see if there were any elegant moves such as an old man pushing a cart, a ferocious dog pouncing on food, and so on. Who knew that the cover of the book would be lifted, and smoke would instantly rise from his eight orifices. He could not help but fart. F * ck, it was actually Sanskrit…
Master laughed out loud as she watched from the side. She didn't use any words to educate me, only her pretty face that looked like she was watching a joke.
"I risked my life to steal it, so it's a bit unreasonable to ban me like this, right?" Moreover, it wasn't easy for Dharma to write this book. He didn't even give me a chance to copy and learn. He made such a foreign language to embarrass me and deliberately make things difficult for me. I've never scored more than 30 points in my foreign language test... No wonder Shaolin's status in the martial arts world is getting lower and lower. It turns out that the disciples don't know foreign languages! Bodhidharma really went through a lot of trouble. When I have time, I should really have a drink or two with the abbot of Shaolin Temple and exchange some feelings…"
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