In a certain room in a certain neighborhood, a young man of about 20 years old was watching TV attentively.
This man's name was Xiao Jian. He had lost his parents when he was young. Fortunately, his parents had left him a large inheritance, and his relatives were fighting to adopt him. In the end, his uncle's family fought for custody.
Xiao Jian had good grades since he was young. Although his appearance was not outstanding, he gave people the feeling of a very sunny and cheerful big boy. Perhaps it was because he had lost his parents when he was young, he matured a little earlier than his peers and was more sensible.
At this moment, Xiao Jian was watching his favorite TV series," I Have a Date with a Zombie ". He had watched it more than ten times, but he still liked it so much.
Today, he saw the ending again. Xiao Ling was dead, and Xiao Jian's heart ached again. He helplessly muttered to himself," Xiaoling, what should I do? Ever since I watched 'I Have a Date with a Zombie', I feel like I'm hopeless. I've fallen hopelessly in love with a non-existent virtual character like you. When you're sad, I'm sad as well. When you're happy, I'm happy too. I always have the urge to protect you, but I can't meet you. Sigh, forget it. I'll watch it again…"
Suddenly, the door of the room opened and a middle-aged woman walked in. She said to Xiao Jian, who was still in a state of sadness,""Xiao Jian, you're already over 18 years old. You can use the money your parents left you, right? How do you plan to use it?"
Xiao Jian glanced at his aunt and knew what she meant. How could his eldest uncle be willing to support him for so many years? If it wasn't for that money, only he could touch it. He reckoned that he would have been kicked out of the house by his aunt.
He took out a bank card and said to his aunt,""Auntie, I understand what you mean. I won't let you raise me for nothing. There's a million yuan in this card, and the password is my birthday.”
Auntie took the card from Xiao Jian and looked a little dissatisfied. She pursed her lips and said,"A million? Isn't that a little too little? After all, we spent so much effort raising you! It wasn't easy. I heard that your parents left you a lot of inheritance. It must be at least tens of millions, right? One million is really not a lot!"
Hearing her words, Xiao Jian's face flashed with a trace of unhappiness. Seeing Xiao Jian's unhappy expression, her aunt tactfully left.
Xiao Jian was cursing this woman in his heart. I'll give you a million, but I think it's too much. Other than taking care of my food and drink, what else have you ever taken care of me? My parents left me 200 million yuan in inheritance, but I'm not telling you. I'm not giving it to you either. I'll piss you off!
In fact, Xiao Jian had already planned the use of the money. He donated the rest of the money to charity. Other than the one million yuan for his uncle's family, he did not keep a single cent. Every time he saw his so-called family looking at him with a gaze that wanted to eat him up, he really had enough. He forced himself to be optimistic every day. It was really not a good feeling.
After being disturbed by her mother, she lost the mood to watch TV and wanted to go out for a walk.
She picked up her coat and walked out of the door. "Cousin, it's lunchtime soon. Where are you going?”First Uncle had two children, the older was a daughter, the younger was a son. The boy who called out to him was his youngest son, Xue Haiyang. He was also the only person in the Xiao family who truly cared about him.
Looking at his cousin, Xiao Jian's lips curled up slightly. He touched Xiao Jianyang's head and said in a gentle tone,""Haiyang, be good. Tell Auntie that I won't be home for lunch. I have something to do.”
With that, Xiao Jian walked out of the house.
Xiao Jian went to an orphanage that he often visited. The children in the orphanage liked Xiao Jian very much because this handsome big brother was very good to them. He often bought them food and played with them.
This orphanage was one of the ones that Xiao Jian donated to. Every time he saw their happy smiles, he would be very happy because he was also an orphan. Perhaps only orphans could understand orphans!
After leaving the orphanage, Xiao Jian was very confused. Where should he go? He really didn't want to go back to that impersonal home. As he walked, he couldn't help but think of Ma Xiaoling in " I Have a Date with a Zombie.""Xiaoling, you hide everything in your heart too, but at least you still have a few friends. I keep everything in my heart too, but I'm always being watched and don't even have a friend. Sometimes, I envy you.”
As he walked, Xiao Jian suddenly saw a little girl in the middle of the road. She seemed to have dropped something and was picking it up. However, a large truck suddenly came behind her. If he did not do anything, the little girl would definitely be killed.
Xiao Jian didn't even think about it and ran towards the middle of the road. He pushed the little girl away. Then, he heard a " bang ". The truck hit Xiao Jian. Because the truck was too fast, Xiao Jian was sent flying. He fell into a pool of blood and slowly lost consciousness.。
When he opened his eyes, he realized that he was lying in the hospital, unable to move. The pain told him that this was not a dream. He was out of the car, and there was no one beside him. There was also a patient beside him, lying on the bed motionless like him. He was probably seriously injured like him. Gradually, he didn't even have the strength to open his eyes and fell asleep.
In his dream, he dreamed that he was taken away by two people. One had a bull's head and the other had a horse's face. Then, he could not help but follow them. As he walked, he walked to a very dark place.
Looking from afar, there was a huge door with the words " Inferno " clearly written on the door plate. Looking at these two words and then looking at Ox-Head and Horse-Face beside him, Xiao Jian understood that this was not a f * cking dream! So I died just like that, huh? Something's not right? He had just regained consciousness in the hospital. He shouldn't have died. He wanted to ask the Ox-Head and Horse-Face beside him, but they looked too fierce. He didn't dare to ask, so he could only follow them.
However, Xiao Jian was also very open-minded. If he died, so be it. In any case, there was nothing in this world that was worthy of his nostalgia.
Soon, they entered the netherworld. Xiao Jian was brought to an uncle with a long beard. Xiao Jian looked at the uncle and was instantly stunned. Isn't this Bao Zheng? This face! Blacker than a pot lid,
"Sir, we've brought him here. Can we go down now?”The bull asked. The black-faced Bao Zheng slowly replied,"Mm, you may leave!" However, after taking a look at Xiao Jian, he shouted,""Wait!" This shout startled Ox-Head and Horse-Face.
Horse Face asked softly," Big... Sir... What... What's wrong?"”The black-faced Bao Zheng was the King of Hell, so all the ghosts in the place were afraid of him. " You two idiots!" King Yama said angrily." Look carefully! Is this the ghost I told you to catch?!" No wonder one of you has a horse brain and the other has a cow brain. Your IQ is worse than a pig brain!”
Bull Head and Horse Face looked at Xiao Jian carefully and realized that this person was not the one they wanted to catch. However, after thinking about it carefully, there were two beds at that time. They did not pay much attention to the one next to them because there should only be one person who deserved to die in the room that was being treated today! He didn't expect that there would be another trap.
The black-faced Bao Zheng glanced at Ox-Head and Horse-Face and said magnanimously,""Forget it, I won't argue with you two this time. I forgive you.”Ox-Head and Horse-Face were about to thank him, but Black-Face Bao Zheng did not finish his sentence."I'll deduct your salary for a month.”
Ox-Head and Horse-Face thanked him profusely with tears streaming down his face. At this time, Xiao Jian, who was watching from the side, said,"Have you discussed it? Big brother, what should I do?"
Hearing Xiao Jian's words, the black-faced Bao Zheng realized that he was right! Then, he said to Ox-Head and Horse-Face,"Send him back to the world of the living! Then, he would capture the ghost who was about to die.”
Ox-Head and Horse-Face nodded. Xiao Jian would not be willing to take Xiao Jian away. If he went back now, even if he did not die, he would definitely be in a vegetative state. Was this a joke? With a posture that would rather die than submit, he said,"Why did you bring me here just because you said so? Why? What right did he have! I'm not leaving, I'm not leaving!”
Then, there was a "Dong" sound. The black-faced Bao Zheng knocked out the Xiao sword with a stick and said,"Why? I'm the King of Hell! It's so noisy. Take him away!"
Ox-Head and Horse-Face took the flute sword away. However, they returned not long after. They brought back the ghost that had reached the end of its life, but the ghost of the flute sword was still following behind them.
When the black-faced Bao Zheng saw that it was the ghost again, he said impatiently,"Why did you bring him back?”Ox-Head and Horse-Face stammered and didn't say it clearly. They didn't know how to explain it to King Yama either. In the end, Xiao Jian said it himself.
Xiao Jian rubbed his nose with his hand and said with a smile,""My uncle's family doesn't like me so much. After they found out that I was dead, they immediately cremated my body. They were afraid that I would come back to life and take my parents 'inheritance.”
The black-faced Bao Zheng's face turned even darker after hearing this. He ordered Ox-Head and Horse-Face to check how long the flute sword had left and whether it could be reincarnated. However, after the investigation, the black-faced Bao Zheng was depressed. Not only did Xiao Jian not deserve to die, but he would also live for a long time. He had accumulated virtue in his previous life and should be rich and noble in this life. However, his parents passed away in an accident. Fortunately, his parents left him a large inheritance that could ensure that he did not have to worry about food and clothing. However, he donated all his assets in this life. Now, his good fortune was even greater. Moreover, he died because he saved an innocent little girl. With such good karma, it would not be a problem for him to be reincarnated as an emperor. "Are you willing to be reincarnated?" King Yama asked. If you reincarnate, your family background will definitely be very good. You will not have to worry about food and clothing for the rest of your life. Or you can choose to work in the underworld and not grow old or die for the rest of your life. The benefits are very good. Moreover, after a long time, you will have the chance to become a god.”
Xiao Jian thought about it and rejected it. No matter how good his family background was or how much money he had, he didn't need to reincarnate. Obey orders? Just like Ox-Head and Horse-Face? Absolutely not! Without freedom, without dignity, one could become a god after a long time... thousands of years, or tens of thousands of years! How could it be so easy to become a god! Moreover, even if I become a god one day, I will still be lonely. I will never be able to see Xiaoling again! Xiaoling? Sigh? That's right!
Xiao Jian had an idea and said to the black-faced Bao Zheng,""I don't want to reincarnate, nor do I want to be a servant. However, I won't make things difficult for you. Since you're the greatest god in Hell, can you fulfill a small wish of mine?”
The black-faced Bao Zheng asked curiously,""Of course I am the most powerful god in the underworld. What wish do you have? As long as it didn't go against the laws of nature, everything was fine!”
Xiao Jian saw that there was a chance! He looked at King Yama expectantly and said,""Sir, can you let me transmigrate? I want to transmigrate to the TV series " I Have a Date with a Zombie." Can you do it?”
After hearing Xiao Jian's wish, the black-faced Bao Zheng was instantly relieved. It was very simple! Then he smiled and said to Xiao Jian in a good temper,""This king agrees to exchange good karma, but the price is to use all of your good karma in exchange. In the future, my Netherworld will not owe you anything.”Xiao Jian looked at King of Hell's smile, revealing his white teeth. He thought about the African man's smile and wanted to laugh. However, since King of Hell had agreed to his request, he didn't smile. However, Ox-Head and Horse-Face, who were beside him, still smiled. Although they were secretly laughing, King of Hell saw them. Horse-Face's mouth was especially big, showing his teeth. King of Hell glared at them and instantly fell silent.
Then Xiao Jian said to King Yama,"I have another request. Can you let me have a stronger ability in 'I Have a Date with a Zombie'?!" Otherwise, even if he went in, he would still be a good-for-nothing!”
Hell King thought for a moment and felt that this request was not too much, so he agreed and continued,"Xiao Jian, This King will grant you the identity of a World God. However, you will have to figure out how powerful this World God is.”
Xiao Jian replied politely,""Thanks! King Yama."
With that, Hades sent the flute sword to " I Have a Date with a Zombie."
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