Life (1)
1. A group of robbers in Guangdong said a wise saying when they robbed a bank: "Don't touch them. The money belongs to the country, and your life belongs to you!”Everyone lay down without a word.
This was called a change of mindset, changing the original fixed way of thinking.
The robber glanced at the cashier who was lying on the table in a skirt and said,"Please be more civilized! This is robbery, not rape!"
This was called sticking to professional ethics.
After the robbery was successful, one of the new robbers (with a master's degree) said,"Boss, let's quickly count how much we robbed." The old robber (with a primary school degree) said,"Boss, let's go.""Are you stupid? How long are you going to count to with so much money? You'll know when you watch the news tonight.”
This was called work experience. In this day and age, work experience was more important than education!
After the robbers left, the bank president said to report the case! Just as the director was about to leave, the bank president hurriedly said,"Wait! Add in the five million we embezzled last time!”
This was called a crisis plan, turning a disadvantage into an advantage!
The director said,"If only the robbers came to rob us once a month." Work was boring, but happiness was the most important! The next day, the news reported that the bank was robbed of 100 million yuan, but the robbers only counted 20 million yuan. The boss scolded," F * ck, I only managed to rob twenty million with my life. The bank president earned eighty million with just a flick of his finger. Looks like I still have to study these days!"”
It was proof that knowledge could be converted into money!
After the bank president saw the news broadcast, he excitedly said to the director,"Damn, you're not bad, kid. You're really bold." The director smiled but did not say anything."F * ck, I've finally filled the hole in the stock market through the robbers.”
It meant that he had to seize the opportunity and take risks!
Second, the women's bathroom caught fire. The people inside were in a mess and ran out naked. They saw a large group of women on the street. An old man shouted," Cover them quickly." The naked women suddenly came to their senses, but there were three important parts on their bodies. They were flustered and could not cover them. They were at a loss. At this moment, the old man shouted again,"Just cover your face. It's the same below!"”
The important revelation of this matter was that under special circumstances, it was impossible to focus on everything. One had to focus on the key points.
Third, one day, the female secretary said with a solemn expression, CEO Wang, I'm pregnant. Wang continued to look down at the documents.
Then, she smiled faintly,"I've already had a vasectomy." The female secretary was stunned for a moment before she smiled charmingly and said,"I'm just joking with you!" The king looked up at her, took a sip of tea, and said,"Me too."
The important revelation of this matter was that people who mingled in the underworld should not panic when something happened. Let the bullets fly for a while first.
4. When the man goes to propose marriage, the woman's parents: Please introduce yourself. A said,"I have ten million." B said,"I have ten million." I have a mansion worth 20 million yuan.
The parents were very satisfied. Ask C, what do you have at home? C: I don't have anything. I only have a child in your daughter's stomach. AG was speechless and left.
The important revelation of this matter was that the core competitiveness was not money and houses, but having their own people in key positions.
Five or seven years ago, he abandoned his fiancée to go abroad. Now that his career was successful, he began to feel guilty. He heard that she was not doing well and wanted to make it up to her. He went to her fish stall and saw a boy squatting beside her scale-shaving. He looked a little like him and his heart skipped a beat. She suddenly stopped and pointed at the man next door. Why aren't you cooking for the child? He heaved a sigh of relief and turned to leave.
She handed a cigarette to the man next door and said,"I'm sorry about just now."
I don't want to be your burden, I don't want to let you live with guilt
The father was washing the car, and the son picked up a small stone and scratched the car door. The father saw this and was furious. He picked up the wrench and hit it. Later, his son was sent to the hospital and confirmed that his finger was fractured. Facing his father, the son said softly,"Dad, the finger will be fine. Don't worry." His father blamed himself. In a fit of anger, he rushed back to smash his own car. He saw his son's mark: Daddy, I love you.
Is it better to make a decision after seeing things clearly?
Seven, there is a pair of lion mother and son on the grassland. The little lion asked the lioness,"Mom, where is happiness?"”The lioness said,"Happiness is on your tail."”So the little lion kept chasing after the tail, but it could not bite it. The lioness laughed,"Silly! Happiness was not obtained this way! As long as you walk forward with your head held high, happiness will always follow you!”。
Pursuit is not as good as bravely moving forward. How far is success?
There was a blind girl who had nothing but her boyfriend. The boyfriend asked her,""If your eyes recover, can you marry me?”The girl agreed. Soon, the girl was able to transplant a new perspective membrane and recover her vision, but she found that her boyfriend was also blind. Her boyfriend proposed to her, but the girl refused. In the end, the boy only said one sentence: "Take care of my eyes."
Take care of my eyes
When he proposed to her, he only said three words: Believe me, when she gave birth to his first daughter, he said to her, On the day his daughter got married, he put his arm around her shoulder and said, On the day he received the news that she was critically ill, he repeatedly said to her, The moment she was about to leave, he kissed her forehead and whispered, Wait for me. In this life, he had never once said " I love you," but love had never left him.
There are people in this world who don't know how to confess, but who says they must lack love?
10. The son couldn't afford to support his elderly mother, so he decided to carry her up the mountain and throw her down. In the evening, the son said that he wanted to carry his mother up the mountain, and his mother struggled to climb on his back. He wanted to climb higher and leave her behind. When he saw his mother secretly sprinkling beans on his back, he asked angrily,"Why are you sprinkling beans?" However, his mother's answer made him cry."Silly son, I'm afraid you'll get lost when you go down the mountain alone later.”
The love of your parents will accompany you all your life, even if they are old
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