Humorous and philosophical stories (12)
The women's bathroom caught fire, and the people inside were in a mess. They ran out naked and saw a large group of women on the street. An old man shouted,
" Quick, cover it." The naked girls suddenly came to a realization, but there were three important parts on their bodies. They were flustered and could not cover them. They were at a loss. At this moment, the old man shouted again,"
"Just cover your face. It's the same down there!”
[Experience: The core is the key.]
Humorous and philosophical stories (13)
A crow sat on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A little rabbit saw the crow and asked,""Can I sit there all day doing nothing like you?”
"Of course," replied the crow,"why not?"”
Thus, Rabbit sat under the tree and began to rest.
Suddenly, a fox appeared. The fox jumped on the rabbit…and ate it.
[Experience: If you want to sit for a long time, you have to fly high.]
Humorous and philosophical stories (14)
The gentleman from the Ying nation and the French woman were in the same private room. The woman wanted to seduce this person from the Ying nation. After she took off her clothes and lay down, she complained that her body was cold.
Sir gave her his blanket, but she still kept saying that she was cold.
"How else can I help you?" the mister asked dejectedly.
"When I was young, my mother always used her body to keep me warm.”
"Miss, I can't help you with this. I can't just jump off the train to find your mother, can I?”
What he had learned was that sometimes, being unable to understand love is also very cute.
Humorous and philosophical stories (15)
A pig, a sheep, and a cow were locked in the same pen.
Once, when the shepherd caught the pig, he cried out loudly and resisted violently.
The sheep and the cow hated his cries and said,"He often catches us, but we don't make a fuss.”Piglet replied," Catching you and catching me are two completely different things. He caught you for your fur and milk, but he caught me for my life!"”
[Experience: Everyone has different experiences.]
Humorous and philosophical stories (16)
There was a penguin whose home was very far from the polar bear's home. If he walked, it would take him 20 years to get there. One day, the penguin was very bored at home. He was ready to play with the polar bear. He went out, but he found that he had forgotten to lock the door when he was halfway. It had been 10 years, but the door still had to be locked. So the penguin went home to lock the door. After locking the door, the penguin set off to find the polar bear again. It took him 40 years to get to the polar bear's house…Then the penguin knocked on the door and said,""Polar Bear, Polar Bear, Penguin is here to play with you!”But when the polar bear opened the door, guess what he said…" Let's go to your house to play."
[Experience: You have to be careful when doing things.]
Humorous and philosophical stories (17)
At the job fair held by the Capital Stadium, it was crowded and noisy. The university students sent out their resumes while chatting with the employers. The reporters from the television station also weaved through the crowd to interview them about the employment situation this year. In the corner of the hall, the reporter ran into a girl who was busy preparing her resume. He rushed over, pointed his camera at her, and asked her how the interview went. The girls said that work experience was now emphasized, and it was very difficult for freshmen to find a job. After chatting for a while, the television reporter asked,"If you were to face a television audience, what would you say the most right now?”The girl immediately took out a resume from her bag and said expectantly,"Is your television station still hiring this year?”
[Experience: Choosing the right timing is very important.]
Humorous and philosophical stories (18)
A turkey and a bull were chatting. " I really want to go to the top of the tree," the turkey sighed." But I don't have the strength.”"If that's the case, then why don't you eat some of my feces?”The bull replied," It's full of nutrition.”The turkey ate a lump of cow dung and found that it really had the strength to reach the first fork of the tree. The next day, after eating more cow dung, the turkey reached the second fork of the tree. Finally, two weeks later, the turkey stood proudly at the top of the tree. Unfortunately, it was not long before it was targeted by a farmer, and the farmer shot the turkey down very quickly.
[Experience: Not every luck is a good thing.]
Humorous and philosophical stories (19)
The parrot went to buy parrots alone and saw a parrot with a label: This parrot can speak two languages. It's priced at 200 yuan. The other parrot had a sign in front of it saying,"This parrot can speak four languages. It's priced at 400 yuan." Which one should I buy? Both of them had bright fur and were very flexible and cute. This person kept pacing around, unable to make up his mind. Suddenly, he found an old parrot with broken teeth. Its fur was dark and messy, and it was priced at 800 yuan. The man quickly called the boss over, wondering if this parrot could speak eight languages. The shopkeeper said, No. The man found it strange,"Then why is he old, ugly, and incompetent? Why is he worth this much?" The shopkeeper replied,"Because the other two parrots call this parrot Boss."
[Experience: Ability isn't important, what's important is management.]
Humorous and philosophical stories (20)
The American soldiers received a reward from their superiors: Capture an afghan guerilla and receive a reward of 20000 usd.
Mick and Tom began to search the desert for the afghan guerillas. As long as they caught a few more, their respective family dreams would be fulfilled. However, after a few days of fatigue, they did not even find any traces of the afghan guerrillas. The two of them gradually went deep into the mountains and left the brigade. They leaned against the tree and fell asleep, exhausted.
In his sleep, Mick vaguely heard the noise. When he fully woke up, he found that they were surrounded by hundreds of armed afghan guerrillas. Mick rubbed his eyes in excitement and hurriedly shouted to wake Tom up."Get up, get up, we're rich!”
[Experience: Different mentalities lead to different views.]
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On a ship, the generals of England, France and Germany were competing to see whose soldiers were the bravest. First of all, the general of the Ying country called one of his soldiers over and said to him,"Climb up to the 30-meter-high ceiling and jump into the sea.”The soldier obeyed. The general of Ying Country said proudly,"Do you see that? This is bravery!”Then, the general called over a soldier and said,"Climb to the 60-meter-high watchtower and jump into the sea.”The soldier did as he was told, and the general said proudly to the other two generals,"Do you see that? This is bravery!”It was the French general's turn. He called over a soldier and ordered,""Go to the deck and climb over the railing, then jump into the sea.”Unexpectedly, when the soldier heard this, he said loudly to the general,"Are you crazy?" Then, he left without looking back. At this moment, the French general smiled and said," See? This is bravery!”
[Experience: True courage is knowing how to protect your self-esteem.]
Humorous and philosophical stories (22)
A patient with stroke came to the famous hot spring and asked the manager,""Is the spring water here really good for the body? Do I feel better after the hot spring bath?”The manager said,"Do you want me to give you an example?”Last summer, an old man came. His body was so stiff that he sat in a wheelchair. He stayed here for a month and then rode away on his bicycle without paying the bill. "Making the customer feel moved and happy is as precious as 'the golden apple fell on the golden web'."”
Experience: It's not about talking too much, but about being just right. Words may not necessarily reach the meaning, but they must be appropriate.
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