" System mission released. Hit Big Bear and Big Bear with a gun. Reward: 150 gold coins.”
Wu Ye said in his heart. He had already learned Level 1 Shooting yesterday, so he could use these two stinky bears as targets.
Bald Qiang's marksmanship was too lousy, and he had yet to hit Bear One and Bear Two. This time, the two stinky black bears were doomed.
Wu Ye loved to torture bears the most. There were a lot of gold coins.
……
" Bear Two…" Big Bear kicked Bear Two awake from his sleep.
"Big Bear, what are you doing?" Beary asked angrily.
"Shh, don't make a sound. Listen." Xiong Da Dao
"Listen to what?" Beary Two was baffled.
"Are you deaf? With such a loud chainsaw sound, it must be Baldhead Qiang cutting the tree.”
"Sawing trees, why didn't I hear it?”
When Xiong Da and Xiong Er came out, they found Wu Ye chopping trees.
" Bald Qiang," said Bear Two." There are robots now. We can't beat them."”
" If you can't beat him, use your brain and think of a way," Xiong Da said. Have you forgotten the story of the ninja bear? Let's begin the ninja operation.”
" Aiya, good idea," said Beary." I love stories about ninja bears."”
The Ninja Bear was a story passed down from ancient times. The Ninja Bear's martial arts were peerless. It could throw darts, release smoke bombs, and even turn into stones. It was a legend of the bear race.
……
Wu Ye looked at the bald robot chopping down the tree and was extremely proud." With this robot, cutting down trees is a piece of cake.”
Today, he had already exceeded his quota. Wu Ye was prepared to trim the trees he saw and load them into the truck.
Xiong Da and Xiong Er had already disguised themselves as ninja bears, using huge tree branches as cover to approach Wu Ye.
"Beary Two, you go that way, I'll go this way. We'll pincer attack from the front and back.”Xiong Da arranged the battle tactics.
"What do you mean by pincer attack?" Beary asked.
Xiong Da kicked Xiong Er out." Idiot, go and take the lead."”
Bear Two used a tree branch to block himself. How could he have the courage to go up? He immediately lay on the ground and did not move.
Wu Ye glanced at the tree branch. He actually dared to take out such a crappy prop. He was really deceiving himself. He couldn't even hide the bear's head, and he still wanted to lie.
Wu Ye stretched lazily." Ah, life is so good today. Without the two stinky bears messing things up, life is so happy.”
" Big Bear, do you see that? We're really ninja bears now. Baldy Qiang can't even see us anymore."”
" Try again," Xiong Da said." What if it's Baldhead Qiang's trick?"”
"Coward, let's try," Beary muttered.”
Bear Two hugged the tree branch and twisted it. Moving his big fat fart. She tried her best to attract Wu Ye's attention.
Wu Ye said," Wow, there's a small tree here. I'll chop you down when it grows up. Little sapling, grow well."”
" Big Bear, did you see that?" said Bear Two with a smile." Bald Man Qiang treats me like a small sapling."”
" Alright," Xiong Da said." We'll slowly move over. Don't let Baldy Qiang find any flaws." Beary Two, lower your voice."
" Ah!" Beary suddenly stopped." I'm so scared. Why did Bald Qiang pick up a gun?"”
" Don't be afraid," Xiong Da said." Look, he's not aiming at us. He's just aiming at us." Let's hurry up and catch him off guard.”
……
" Yeah, I haven't fired in a long time. Why is my marksmanship so lousy? I've never hit anything before. It must be because this gun isn't good. My skills have been professionally trained. Bang bang bang..." Wu Ye shouted as he gestured at the birds in the sky.
" Hehehe," said Bear Two with a smile." How could I forget that Baldy Qiang's spear technique is the worst in the world?" Xiong Da, charge! Bear Charge!"
" You're an idiot," Xiong Da said anxiously." You'll be discovered if you do this."”
"Bang…"
"What's that sound?" Beary Two stopped and asked nervously.”
Xiong Da pointed at Xiong Er and said with sympathy,""You've been shot." Big Bear quickly covered Big Bear's mouth. " Don't scream. It's an accident. Bear with it. Baldy Qiang doesn't have many bullets. If he runs out of bullets, we'll attack."”
"Bang…"
" Bear Two, you've been shot again."
"Bang…"
" Bear Two, you've been shot again."
"Bang…"
"Beary Two, you again…No, this time I was shot.”
"Bang bang bang…"
"We've all been shot this time," Xiong Da and Xiong Er said in unison.”
Bear Two looked at his bleeding wound." Big Bear, why does Bald Qiang have to hit Little Shu? He can't see us."”
" You idiot," Xiong Da said." We can pretend to be cactuses next time."”
" Oh," said Beary Two. Another hole appeared on his body.
" Big Bear, when will Baldy Qiang run out of bullets?" Xiong Er asked." I've been shot more than ten times."”
Xiong Da said," It seems like the robot Bald Qiang has brought another box of bullets. I guess they'll be shooting until dark."”
" Ah…" Beary Two fainted.
……
Wu Ye shouted," Alright, so it's you two stinky bears hiding behind the sapling. I didn't notice it all along. Take a few more shots from me, and you won't have to eat anymore."”
Xiong Da threw away the branch in horror and dragged Xiong Er to escape desperately." Bald Qiang, I will come back. Ah, my fart." I…"
Wu Ye laughed." Stinky bear, let me give you an idiom. This is called 'blooming on the anus.'”
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