After failing time and time again, Big Bear, Bear Two, and Squirrel held their first group meeting.
Xiong Da hammered the wooden stake and said," Tell me, why have we been defeated repeatedly? Shouldn't we find out the reason?"”
" I know," Xiong Er raised his bear paw and said." It's not that we're incompetent, but Baldy Qiang is too cunning." Now that he has helpers, how can we fight him?”
Squirrel bared his large teeth." Baldy has three strong points. He has an axe, a chainsaw, and a hunting rifle. The axe is flexible, the chainsaw is fierce, and the hunting rifle is a long-range attack. It can attack the world from above, and it can kill bears between heaven and earth.”
Xiong Da shook his head and said," My two young comrades, you are still too young and lack the experience of fighting. You have only said the unimportant things. You haven't reached the main point yet.”
" I know," said Beary." Bald Qiang has a helper who often sends packages to the forest." We didn't. Those animals have become fans of Bald Qiang. The Canary Choir went there every day to learn from the scriptures. There was also the weasel in the forest. Whenever Bald Qiang cooked, he would run over to smell it. It was said that smelling Bald Qiang's cooking fragrance could help one become a demon sooner.”
Xiong Da gave Xiong Er a slap." You're a comrade who isn't enthusiastic in battle, but you're good at spouting nonsense. Our main task now is to destroy Bald Qiang's means of transportation. As long as we destroy his car, he won't be able to go out or cut down trees.”
" Yes," Squirrel said." This is the battle plan."”
……
Bear Two leaned against the fence." Big Bear, look, there's a pig in Bald Qiang's yard.”
Squirrel said," Eh? Isn't that the stupid pig we met yesterday? What's his name again?”
Xiong Da clenched his fists." His name is Zhu Yishou. This pig is so stupid. It would be strange if he didn't get caught. We can work with him and steal Baldy Qiang's car."”
Big Bear waved his fist and Yishou Zhu quickly noticed Big Bear. He was shocked. He was bullying a pig, chasing him all the way here.
Xiong Da pointed at the door, then at Zhu Yishou, and then at the distance. Then, he made an escape gesture.
Zhu Yishou didn't move. He lay there and looked at them in confusion.
Xiong Da slapped his forehead." Oh my, how could I forget? He's as stupid as a pig. He can't understand at all."“
Bear Two shook the door, but it couldn't be opened.
At this moment, Zhu Yishou moved. He slowly got up, grabbed a wooden stick, and stood up. He was actually missing a hind leg.
" What's wrong with this pig?" Beary Two asked." It's a disabled pig."”
"It must have been eaten by Baldy Qiang."”
"I want to eat too, I want to eat too…"
"Bang…"
Xiong Da hammered Xiong Er to the ground.
Squirrel said," The pig is here. The pig is here. It must have opened the door."”
Zhu Yishou limped over and said proudly,""Stupid bear, you still want to go against me, Zhu Yishou? You can't come in, right? Hit me, hit me. I can't hit you, I can't hit you…"
Zhu Yishou was showing off inside, wiggling his heavy fart. The thigh.
Squirrel said," Pig, shut the shutter. We're here to save you."”
? Zhu Yishou said smugly," I believe you. I am the pig. I am very intelligent."”
Xiong Da shook his head." Squirrel, don't tell him. We will never understand the world of pigs.”
……
At this moment, Wu Ye was leaning against the window and watching this scene. He was chewing on the spiced braised pork trotter and watching what these two stinky bears were up to.
" Big Bear, Big Bear, do you smell it?" Beary Two got up and said." It smells so good. I really want to eat it."”
Squirrel drooled as well." It's really too fragrant. What delicious food did Bald Qiang make?”
Zhu Yishou chuckled and said,"Such a delicious thing, of course it's my pig leg. Look, although my legs are short, they are very strong. I often run in the jungle and use my legs to make delicious food. It's fat but not greasy, moist but not dry. Moreover, I drink natural water and eat fresh and harmless grass. The quality of my meat is rated as 5@.”
Bear Two clapped his hands and said,"Zhu Yishou, you're really too amazing. Can you give us that leg of yours?"”
Squirrel chuckled.”
Xiong Da was on the verge of breaking down. He roared angrily,"What are you two doing here? We want to steal cars, we want to steal cars.”
Zhu Yishou said,"Are you really going to steal the car? Come in and take me away."”
"Then why aren't you opening the door?"”
……
Whoosh! A bullet whizzed past Big Bear's ear.
Wu Ye shouted," Stupid bear, you still want to steal my car? Do you want to die? It's not too late to get lost now. I guarantee that the next shot will blow your head off."”
" I don't want to be shot again." Beary Two held his head.”
"Pig, hurry up, or it'll be too late."”
Zhu Yishou was frightened." Alright, I'll open it now."”
"Pig easy to close, there's still some hoof. Do you want to eat it?" Wu Ye shouted.”
Zhu Yishou suddenly became excited." Finally, there's a portion for me. Wait for me. I'll come back after eating."”
Big Bear was speechless.
I'm going to fight with the stinky bear again. Thank you for the 200-point tip from {Happy Waste}()
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