"Moo ~""Moo ~"
The sounds of the water buffaloes were particularly loud and clear on the quiet mountaintop. It seemed to be calling out and sorrowful.
Yi Xiaodong, who had only taken a few steps, was stopped by the sudden cow's cry. He could not help but turn around and laugh. It was the old water buffalo with spring hair.
Yi Xiaodong remembered this old bull who had not aged yet.
Ever since that day when he had watched the heart-wrenching live erotic scene, Yi Xiaodong had a special liking for this old bull and was filled with admiration. Every day, I would visit it at a fixed time, hoping to enjoy it for free. Unfortunately, after that incident, this old bull seemed to have lost all interest and desire to perform. It was as if it had consumed all its energy that day. But over time, Yi Xiaodong remembered it. He even remembered how many hairs it had.
What was this old bull shouting about? Could it be that he knew that he was going to die and came to send him off in advance? Yi Xiaodong smiled bitterly and shook his head. Suddenly, an idea popped up in his head.
"What are you looking at?" Seeing Yi Xiaodong stop for a long time, Liu Xian Er couldn't help but ask curiously. Following Yi Xiaodong's gaze, Liu Xian Er saw a herd of cows grazing and playing. She was a little grumbling in her heart. Wasn't it just a herd of cows? Did they have to look at it for so long?
Yi Xiaodong couldn't help but blurt out in joy. "Xian Er, there is always a way out. We are saved, haha."
Seeing the delighted Yi Xiaodong calling her name directly and in such a friendly manner, Liu Xian Er was about to fly into a rage. However, when she heard him think of a way to survive, she didn't bother and quickly asked,""What idea have you come up with? Tell me about it."
Yi Xiaodong pointed at the old water buffalo and said with a smile,""Hey, it's the one that can help us escape." After saying that, he turned around and said gratefully,"Thank you for letting me move the wood away that day. Otherwise, I'm afraid we wouldn't have had enough time." Alright, let's hurry up. The soldiers are about to come up." With that, he walked excitedly towards the old water buffalo.
Yi Xiaodong's words confused Liu Xian Er. Although he didn't understand what this guy was talking about, seeing his excitement, he didn't say anything else and followed him.
Yi Xiaodong was at a loss when he came to Old Cow's side. For a moment, he didn't know what to do.
Sigh, this cow has nothing on it. How can I make it follow me? Could it be that if he pulled its horns and tail, not to mention whether he could pull it or not, if he pulled its tail and it hurt, he would be kicked to death by it? Damn it, I don't know where the bullwhip is thrown to. Otherwise, he could try to drive it away.
Seeing Yi Xiaodong staring blankly at the cow, Liu Xian Er, who had been observing the situation, asked,""Do you want the cow to follow you? Just tie a rope around its nose."
"That's right." Yi Xiaodong slapped his thigh and said. It was said that he was leading the cow by the nose. Why didn't he think of such a simple reason? He immediately went back to his room excitedly and brought two ropes over.
Because he had an inexplicable fear of cows and he didn't know if the cow's nose could be touched, Yi Xiaodong used the excuse that he wasn't feeling well and asked Liu Xian 'er to tie the cow's nose. Under Liu Xian Er's extreme disdain, the two majestic old bulls were easily led to the intersection. Worried that the rope might delay things, Yi Xiaodong tied the rope to the horn.
"Do you think it's better for each of us to sit on a cow or for the two of us to sit on a cow?”Yi Xiaodong asked. Without waiting for Liu Xian Er to reply, he muttered to himself,""Yes, it's better to sit on one cow. This cow is so strong. It should be more than enough for two people. Moreover, it's safer for two people to sit together. Hmm, it's settled then."
Liu Xian Er didn't say anything. She rolled her eyes at Yi Xiaodong. Now that things had come to this, she could only listen to him. Now, Liu Xian Er finally understood Yi Xiaodong's words of gratitude.
At this moment, the soldiers who had been searching for Liu Xian Er in the cave to no avail finally rushed up.
Looking at the soldiers climbing up one after another, Yi Xiaodong smiled and said,""Hehe, there's no hurry. When they're almost up, we'll ride the bulls down and give them a chance to take care of themselves. Oh right, where's your sword? Bring it over for me to use. Hmm, go pick up some pebbles. You're good at martial arts. If any soldiers attack us, you can use pebbles to hit them. Forget it, I'll do this kind of rough work. You can watch the cow."
Under Liu Xian Er's murderous gaze, Yi Xiaodong tactfully went to pick up the stones because the pleated ruyi floral dress was filled with cow dung and had been thrown away. Since there was nothing to wrap around, Yi Xiaodong could only use his hands to hold the stones. After giving half to Liu Xian Er, he held his sword and waited patiently for the soldiers to arrive.
Very quickly, the swarming soldiers arrived at Yi Xiaodong's predetermined area.
He raised the sword in his hand and stabbed the defenseless old bull's butt. The frightened old bull rushed down the mountain in pain as if he had gone crazy. Very quickly, the screams of pain from the soldiers reached Yi Xiaodong and Liu Xian Er's ears.
"Haha, this is the effect I wanted." Yi Xiaodong looked at Liu Xian Er and saw that she was smiling as well. His smile became even more radiant as he shouted,""Next, it's our turn to perform. Get on the horse, oh no, get on the cow."
First, he carefully helped Liu Xian Er up the cow's back. Although Liu Xian Er had repeatedly stressed that she could climb up without any help, Yi Xiaodong could not give up on this rare opportunity to get closer to her. He insisted on helping her. After Liu Xian Er sat down, she jumped onto the back of the cow.
Since there was no one on the back of the bull, Yi Xiaodong's sword had stabbed very deeply. If he had stabbed the bull's anus, it would have exploded. Now that the old bull was carrying two people, Yi Xiaodong was worried that the beast would fall to the side of the road due to excessive blood loss or exhaustion. Hence, he did not dare to kill it. After asking Liu Xian Er to sit down, he gently poked the bull's butt.
Although the stab was very light, the blade was very fast, and the bull's butt was still bleeding.
The old bull, who was in endless pain, could not endure such humiliating treatment. He immediately ran down the mountain without any regard for his life.
On the one hand, the buffalo was running too fast and was worried that it would fall. On the other hand, Yi Xiaodong also wanted to take advantage of this rare opportunity to eat Liu Xian Er's tofu, so he placed his hand on Liu Xian Er's soft and plump waist.
Wow, it's so soft, it really feels good. As expected of a beauty that could topple a country. Just hugging her waist through her clothes could make one's heart surge. If there were no clothes, it would be terrible. Wouldn't she bleed from her seven orifices and die? Now, Yi Xiaodong was even a little grateful to this group of fiendish soldiers. If it weren't for them, would he have been able to eat such smooth and tender tofu?
When Yi Xiaodong's hand touched her waist, Liu Xian Er's body couldn't help but tremble. Liu Mei frowned. Thinking about the current situation, anyone would do the same, so she resisted and did not flare up. As long as he doesn't make any further moves, it's fine. If he wants to take advantage of me, humph, I'll slap him down.
The soldiers, who had just regained their senses and reorganized their formation to continue climbing the mountain, suddenly saw another mad cow running towards them. They were instantly scared out of their wits. Fortunately, after the previous experience, the soldiers all avoided the two sides of the road, hoping that the mad cow would not accidentally injure them.
When the mad cow gradually approached, the soldiers in front suddenly widened their eyes because they had not seen the two people on the cow's back in their panic. The woman in front was the criminal of the Imperial Court, Liu Xian Er. The man behind her was wearing only a pair of pants, and although he didn't know his identity, he was sitting with Liu Xian Er and wearing so little clothes. Their relationship must be extraordinary.
Either an adulterer or an adulterer.
Due to the mad cow's rapid speed and the fact that everything happened too suddenly, the soldiers in front did not dare to take the risk. They could only watch the mad cow run past them. Someone shouted. "Capture Liu Xian Er." Immediately, the soldiers at the back raised their swords and were eager to try, ready to find an opportunity to kill the mad cow or drag Liu Xian Er and the unknown kid down.
Seeing the soldiers raising their sabers, Yi Xiaodong quickly said,""Xian Er, if anyone dares to stop you, you can use a stone to smash their heads. Do you understand?" Unknowingly, the way Yi Xiaodong addressed Liu Xian Er had changed. It was just that he hadn't realized it yet.
Liu Xian Er didn't say anything. However, his eyes were fixed on every move of the soldiers on both sides, and the stones in his hands were ready to shoot at any time.
Yi Xiaodong was not idle either. He held his sword and stared at the sides and behind him. If anyone dared to take the opportunity to attack him and Old Cow, he would chop off their heads.
Under the double temptation of money and power, a brave soldier finally waved his knife and chopped at Old Cow's foot. His strength and skills were not bad, but unfortunately, his luck was not good. Before the knife in his hand could even touch the old bull's leg hair, Liu Xian Er's stone accurately hit his eye. He immediately put down the knife in his hand in pain and covered his bleeding eye as he lay on the ground crying for his parents.
" Good skills," Yi Xiaodong praised sincerely.
The cruel and bloody scene terrified the soldiers. At the same time, it also angered the hatred in their hearts. They were originally hesitating whether they should take the risk. Suddenly, two or three people gritted their teeth and charged forward with their swords. Fortunately, Liu Xian Er was extremely agile, and the stones in her hands were extremely accurate, hitting their heads.
Little did they know that the more accurately and fiercely Liu Xian Er smashed, the more soldiers charged at them. Soon, not only did Liu Xian Er use up all the stones in her hands, but she also used up all the stones she had taken from Yi Xiaodong.
Yi Xiaodong was a little annoyed. If he had known that Liu Xian Er was so powerful, he wouldn't have thrown away the pleated floral dress. Although it was a little smelly, it could still hold stones. Now that the stones were almost used up, what should he do?
Fortunately, they were now in a downhill state, so Old Cow's speed was not just fast. Not to mention a cow, even a person running down the mountain at a galloping speed would find it difficult to stop. Therefore, it was very difficult for the soldiers to capture Liu Xian Er and Yi Xiao Dong. Unless the old bull's old eyes were blurry and he hit the wall, it was impossible to stop it unless he cut off its limbs. Therefore, as long as Old Cow's safety was guaranteed, everything would be fine.
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