"Hey, beauty, you're so pretty and your kung fu is so good. Does your mother know?”
"Your Majesty, this is the technique that ChenQie's mother taught ChenQie ~~"
"What nonsense, do you still have any martial arts that you haven't used? Use all of them. Watch how This King teaches you a song called Conquer!”
"Oh, oh ~ By the way, my dear consort, is there any heavenly maiden scattering flowers? Ice and fire, two heavens, quick…"
Early in the morning, on the dragon bed, Fan Fei, the legendary woman of King Zhou, had transmigrated!
A big show was being played out, which made Fan Fei, who was a loser in his previous life, so happy that his nose was bubbling ~
After careful calculation, it had been half a month since Fan Fei transmigrated in a car accident!
However, this transmigration was good. He was like a tyrant of a generation, King Zhou, Di Xin!
The emperor, how awesome was the emperor? Fan Fei quickly adapted to the pace of life.
In this half a month, Fan Fei did not care about the government or the world. In any case, there were 3,000 beauties in the harem, and all of them listened to him. It was beautiful!
"Your Majesty, Fei Zhong requests an audience ~~"
"You Hun requests an audience…"
"F * ck, you're here to disturb me so early?”Hearing the noise outside, Fan Fei was furious on the spot!
Wait, who? Fei Zhonghe was particularly confused.
"Two treacherous officials!" Qin Ge thought about it. That's right, in the Investiture of the Gods, it was Fei Zhong who was so stupid that he destroyed the foundation of Chengtang.
At the thought of this, Fan Fei quickly put on his clothes." Beauty, wait a moment. I'll deal with some government affairs first!"”
"Your Majesty, hurry up. ChenQie is already prepared…"
" Yes, yes, yes. Don't worry…" Fan Fei was too busy with his transmigration. He had a lot of national affairs. How could this not give him a headache?
Yesterday, Imperial Uncle Bigan said that a few days later, it would be the birthday of the Virgin Mary and Goddess Nüwa. The day before yesterday, he said that Western Zhou's Ji Fa was young and was recruiting troops!
F * ck, are you bullying me?
"Come in, you two!"
"Heh, thank you, Great King!" The two of them said the same thing and entered Fan Fei's bedroom.
"Fei Zhong, You Hun, greetings to the king…"
"Alright, no need to be polite. The two of you, slap each other ten times before you talk!”Fan Fei thought about it for a long time. At present, Fei Zhong and You Hun did not do anything to let him down. Fortunately, they let him have fun!
Let's just punish him a little!
However, when Fei Zhong and You Hun heard this, they were instantly stunned.
"Heh, what's wrong with the king today?”
"That's right, that's right. In the past, the Great King wasn't such an unreasonable person, right?”
The two of them whispered and Fan Fei heard them!
He was just worried that he couldn't find a reason to slap her!
"Twenty slaps each. If you continue to talk nonsense, drag them out and behead them in public!”
As soon as he said this, the two of them almost peed their pants. They knelt down with a plop and did not dare to say another word.
"Pa, pa, pa!" The slaps were loud and clear!
Fan Fei was delighted. In his previous life, he had no family background and no money. He had never been so domineering. He could only be bullied by those young masters in school!
He really didn't expect that he could casually abuse others, and the other party didn't dare to resist at all?
Soon, Fei Zhong and You Hun's faces were swollen like pig heads. However, they had already given each of them twenty slaps!
"Your Majesty…"
"Alright, alright!" Fan Fei waved his hand." Tell me, why did you call me so early?”
"It's the king!" Fei Zhong's worried heart finally relaxed." Your Majesty, today is the day that your imperial concubine enters the palace for a beauty pageant…"
"Beauty pageant?"
Fan Fei thought about it, yes! In the beginning, King Zhou did often come for beauty pageants.
Moreover, the most beautiful one was Su Hu's daughter, Su Daji!
"Su Daji, who was appointed by this king a few days ago, is also here today?”Fan Fei said seriously.
"Yes, yes, yes, they are here. The concubines are waiting for Your Majesty in the throne room.”
"Alright, you guys go first. This king will be there soon.”When Fan Fei heard that Su Daji was here, he was naturally excited beyond words.
In his previous life, he had dreamed of Su Daji many times at night. Now, he could choose a concubine openly. How awesome was this!
Thinking of Su Daji, the beauty on the bed was obviously not attractive enough!
"Quick, quick, quick, help me put on my clothes! He has to attend the morning court assembly!"
"Ah?" The concubine was stunned. She was very unhappy. The most unhappy thing for a woman was that she had already felt it, but she could only resolve it on her own!
"Beloved Consort, I'll look for you another day. I'll give you some inspiration…For now, you can use some kind of vegetable, long or thick, right? Fingers…"
After putting on his clothes, Fan Fei couldn't wait any longer. Ignoring his beloved consort's blank expression, he ran away!
Little did they know that in the Western Zhou Dynasty, cucumbers and eggplants were just vegetables that were only used for eating…
As for fingers, men used them to wield knives and guns, while women used them to play the zither, chess, calligraphy, and painting…
Half a minute later.
In the throne room, the civil and military officials!
At the front was the legendary Seven-Orifice Exquisite Heart Imperial Uncle Bigan.
Looking to the side, there was Fei Zhong, the Left and Right Prime Ministers, the famous Prince Wucheng, Huang Feihu, and the others!
Of course, the most eye-catching ones were these 88 beautiful women.
They came from all over the country, but there was no doubt that they had all gone through layers of screening and careful selection before they could meet the Emperor!
"Greetings, Your Majesty. May Your Majesty be blessed!"
"Beloved ministers, rise!" Fan Fei said nonchalantly, his eyes scanning the concubines.
All kinds of voluptuous waves, all kinds of fat and slender, fair skin, slender legs... If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Fan Fei wouldn't have believed that ancient women were actually much more beautiful than modern green tea bitches!
Among these women, some were charming and charming, some were pretty girls from humble families, and some were rich and noble daughters. Fan Fei naturally did not want to give up on any of them!
However, Fan Fei looked from left to right, from right to left, four or five times in a row, but he could not find Su Daji?
Based on his intuition, Su Daji was definitely not among the beauties in front of him!
"Which one of you is Jiang State Capital's Su Hu's daughter, Su Daji? Come out and take a look!"
Fan Fei was a little impatient, and the civil and military officials were also depressed. However, King Zhou had always been like this, and everyone was used to it!
At that moment, Fei Zhong took a step forward." Reporting to Your Majesty, that Jiang State Capital's Su Hu intends to rebel against Great Shang. Su Daji is a gift that Su Hu offered his daughter to beg for mercy. She is the daughter of a guilty minister, so she doesn't dare to meet the Emperor directly…"
"Pfft, what face to face? Hurry up and call him in. By the way, is Jiang State Capital's Su Hu here? Ask him to meet me in my study in the afternoon!”
" This..." Fei Zhong and You Hun were two crafty sycophants. They had intended to harm a loyal minister. How could Su Hu be a traitor? Fan Fei knew this long ago, so he naturally didn't give them face!
"What's wrong? Is there a problem?" Fan Fei shouted coldly.
" No, no, no…" Fei Zhongyou's mustache twitched, and his face was trembling. He turned to the front of the court and shouted," Su Daji, daughter of Su Hu of Xuanjiang State Capital, is here!"”
"Forget it, this bro will personally pick up my Lady Daji!”Thinking of this, Fan Fei couldn't control himself and wanted to leave the throne room!
All the officials were panicking…
"Your Majesty…no, no…"
"Your Majesty, the daughter of a guilty minister should not be treated this way…"
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