Jiang Ziya had been promoted to an official position in Zhaoge City before Fan Fei came to this world. He didn't do any work every day, but he still received a salary from the imperial court!
But this old man had evil intentions. He bewitched Empress Jiang and even wanted to attack Chaoge with Xiqi's kids?
If it wasn't for the fact that this fellow ran away quickly, he would definitely have been executed!
What was he pretending to be? Fishing straight by the stream…Who knew how many young people had been tricked by the words " those who are willing to take the bait "!
In fact, that was not authentic history at all. It was just a figment of Xi Qi's imagination!
In real history, Jiang Shang and Jiang Ziya were idiots!
When he was fishing, he could not catch anything.
One day, Ji Fa happened to pass by the stream and saw Jiang Ziya's idiotic behavior. He couldn't help but laugh out loud…He was like a god from ancient times. Isn't he the dumbest?
Then, he taught him how to fish with a straight hook…
However, although this guy wasn't capable, he looked like an immortal. He had a way of tricking people. Originally, he had planned to leave after Ji Fa taught him that he had to use a straight hook.
However, this Jiang Ziya was really arrogant!
On one hand, he recognized that this was Xi Qi's Great Zhou's Martial King, Ji Fa. Since ancient times, humans had the instinct to curry favor with the powerful and avoid harm. Flattery…was a must!
On the other hand, this guy also felt embarrassed. After all, since ancient times, there had never been a king of idiots who could fish directly!
Therefore, he had an idea and pretended to stroke his goatee calmly."Are you the Great Zhou Martial King, Ji Fa?”
Ji Fa was stunned." F * ck, when did I become so famous? He even knew Old Man Yamanaka, who was fishing…And, he even knew a dumbass who was fishing with a hook?”
Who didn't want to be famous? Since ancient times, everyone had wanted to be famous!
Ji Fa was overjoyed." What? Old man, do you know me?"”
Seeing that Ji Fa had fallen for his trick, Jiang Ziya became even more pretentious." Of course I know you. Not only do I know you, but I also observed the celestial phenomena last night and found that your bones are amazing and your temperament is extraordinary. You are a good seedling to practice dancing. That's not all. If King Wu can work hard and find someone to assist you... it's not impossible for you to rule the world in the future..."
These words, not to mention Ji Fa, anyone who heard it would be overwhelmed with emotions. Command the world, hehe, command the world!
As expected, after spending too much time with idiots, their intelligence would generally be lowered!
Ji Fa chuckled." Is what Prime Minister said true?”
This fellow is too young. He hasn't even praised him a few times, and he's already calling your father 'daddy'. Look…Prime Minister Father! In ancient times, this was a very impressive title!
Jiang Ziya was delighted. Ji Fa had fallen into his trap. That made things easier. So, he followed Ji Fa back to Xiqi and went to Chaoge a few times. When he came back, he was appointed as the Prime Minister of Xiqi!
Other people might not know about this true history, but Fan Fei, a history major university student who had transmigrated from the 21st world, knew it clearly!
Whether Jiang Ziya was awesome or not…depended on his major!
In the world of posturing, Jiang Ziya was definitely not weak.
As expected, the wood-chopping boy shouted loudly, and an old fisherman wearing a straw hat quickly rushed over…
" Master, aha, master, hurry up and save me…"
Wu Ji felt the aura of Jiang Ziya's master and quickly shouted for help. Then, a breeze blew and a sage-like Daoist appeared nearby.
He saw that this guy had white hair and eyebrows, but he was in high spirits and had a ruddy complexion. He must be in Xi Qi, fooling King Wen Ji Chang and King Wu Ji Fa. His days were quite smooth.
He was holding a wine gourd in his hand, and there was a handkerchief embroidered with mandarin ducks on his waist!
Damn, you're drinking wine and soaking in chicks every day. Jiang Ziya, you're really living a carefree life! King Dazhou was filled with resentment!
However, Jiang Ziya had been pretending for a long time. Even after he arrived, he did not open his eyes as he rode on the animal that looked neither like a donkey nor a horse.
"Who dares to bully my disciple Wu Ji in broad daylight?”
"F * ck!" Fan Fei cursed on the spot. F * ck, this speech, the broken sentences really made one's balls ache and anus tighten!
However, the girl holding the pipa beside him was shocked by this tall and big monster. She subconsciously hugged King Dazhou's arm!
It was unknown whether it was the smell of perfume or the unique body fragrance of a young girl that made King Zhou happy ~
However, this was not the time to pick up girls!
"Jiang Ziya, open your eyes and see who I am! Back then, you received the salary of the imperial court and sat in an important official position. You actually deceived your superiors and deceived your subordinates. How should you be punished!？”
King Dazhou only said a few words in twos and threes. Jiang Ziya opened his eyes and trembled in fear.
"Master, this guy is a lunatic. Help me beat him to death. Damn it, he ruined my plans…Master, I haven't touched a woman for many years. I can't compare to you. I finally had a chance, but this kid interrupted me. Master, f * ck her to death!”
Jiang Ziya was planning to find a chance to escape. After all, he was a subject. If he was disloyal to the king, he would be punished by the heavens. If the Emperor's Second Sword came out, even if he had a few heads, it would not be enough to chop it off!
"Disciple, don't be anxious. Master's fish has taken the bait. I'll fish him up first…"
After saying that, Jiang Ziya turned around and wanted to run…
Wuji was confused." Hey, hey, hey…Master, don't be anxious. I can't beat him. Can you help me beat him before going fishing?"”
" No, no…" Jiang Ziya waved his hand." I'm old. How can I work so hard? It's time for you to exercise…"
"Haha…"
Seeing this scene, Fan Fei laughed on the spot. He patted the jade pipa spirit's shoulder, then he stepped forward and jumped up!
This leap was very high and very far…
When he reappeared, he was right in front of Jiang Ziya. Before Jiang Ziya could say anything, he slapped him...
"Pa!"
That was a resounding sound!
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