Do you think you're like a pet? Actually, you're just a dog.
Your side profile is very similar to Monkey's side profile. It's both in the shape of a B.
The woman's appearance could be described in three words: Hell.
I know you the moment I see you
It was filled with idiots. I didn't expect you to be among them.
Don't frighten the world by playing cheap, but offend the world by offending two people.
No matter how cute you are, you can't hide your lost youth.
If only your appearance could turn into positive energy.
If someone scolded you for feeding your conscience to a dog, you would bite me instead.
If you didn't even know what to say and still learned to curse, you would be played to death sooner or later.
Anyone who doesn't recognize you must have never eaten pork before.
Your intelligence should be measured by the Amiba Protozoa.
Are you sure your parents are not blood type B?
Why does the photo you uploaded look like a dog acting cute?
Why would you wander on the streets? Your pockets are more attractive than your face.
It dawned on me that your true love was given to Bajie.
Stop looking at yourself in the mirror. You're not as ugly as Sister Feng.
Your face is like air. Why can't I see it?
There was only one idiom that was especially suitable for you-cover the sky and the sun.
I think you're quite the grand one, a luxurious vest type--idiot.
You already look so cheap, why don't you put on some powder to hide it!
When you act cute, the word acting cute becomes a derogatory term.
With your looks, you still look cute. Why are you barking?
Do you think you are the most handsome or beautiful person in the school? Was he blind?
Why did he visit your parents so often? How could he be so filial to them?
With your intelligence, mosquitoes will only stick out their tongues like frogs when they fly around you.
I'll use a phrase to describe the person you love the most (short), the person you love the most (short).
The most important thing for a brainless idiot like you is to have a strong heart and be prepared to be attacked at all times.
Your IQ is on the same level as a sweet potato, and there's an upper limit and no lower limit.
How should I describe you? You have a pig's kidney face, a chest that can be flat, big and thick legs that look like a pipa, and a golden ratio figure that is not fated with you.
Don't you think you look like a morning glory? The characteristic of morning glory is that it has a big mouth. Not only do you look like a morning glory when you smile, but you also look like a morning glory when you close your mouth.
Do you know the difference between you and ordinary boys? An ordinary boy would ride a bicycle and carry a girl, but you would ride a bicycle and carry a boy.
When you were born, did your mother think that you were not good-looking and used her hands to do plastic surgery for you every day? In the end, the plastic surgery failed.
Ever since I met you somewhere, I just want to sing a song "Ah!" What a painful realization."
If you want to be ugly, you have to be unconventional. If you want to be second, you have to be second. Unfortunately, you lack some ability. You are neither good nor bad. You can only be lumped together with pigs.
The more I think about it, the more I feel that I shouldn't be walking with you because you look too avant-garde, and your various actions can only be called performance art.
You are like a fly lying on a glass window. The future seems bright, but you can't find your exit no matter how hard you try. With your intelligence, how can you know what the glass window is for?
Your ugliness isn't just because of your looks and figure. I reckon your mother wanted to stuff you back into her arms when she gave birth to you. You're too embarrassing for your parents.
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