Assistant Zhou had been planning something recently, which was a trip. Speaking of travel, the last time he went on a trip was twelve years ago. Why was everything related to twelve years ago? It seemed that twelve was not a good number.
Assistant Zhou was currently sitting in a luxurious suite in a high-class hotel. There was a balcony that was perfect for sunbathing. Of course, he had changed to another hotel, but the reason remained the same. He also had an 'appointment' with someone. After he was done, Assistant Zhou wore a large bathrobe and was now leisurely sunbathing. Occasionally, he would shake his slender and fair thighs.
"It's summer now! It's the festive season of our trip! What were they waiting for? Let's hurry up and go on vacation!" The advertisement on the television in the room was playing enthusiastically. During the only few seconds that Assistant Zhou was awake, the advertisement successfully entered Assistant Zhou's ears and entered his brain.
'Traveling isn't bad either,' Assistant Zhou thought. He immediately began to think about where to have fun, where to go, when to go, and so on. He still felt that it wasn't enough, so he took out the calendar in his room to refer to.
"Where is it fun?" Assistant Zhou lay on the bed and thought dejectedly with a pen in his mouth. How annoying.
However, sometimes, hot-headed things were unreliable. It was like being conflicted about where to go one second, but the next second, because of the conflict, the heat dissipated. Annoying! I'm not going! Whoever wants to go can go!" He threw the pen away and the calendar went straight into the trash can. Assistant Zhou lay on the bed like a big brown bear and even wrote a big word.。。
‘! Every day is the same ~ Occasionally I will have a whim ~ As long as I have Doraemon, my fantasy will be infinitely extended!~'Suddenly, a cheerful ringtone came from his phone. The Japanese version of Doraemon's theme song was playing. Assistant Zhou's hand reached in that direction when he heard the ringtone. Because he was too lazy, he didn't even want to look out of the corner of his eye. In the end, his hand shook A few times and didn't manage to reach it.
"Take out its magical pocket and the fantasy will be extended infinitely ~" The ringtone was still struggling. Assistant Zhou lazily closed his eyes and touched it a few more times, but he still couldn't touch it. This time, even his body moved 1.7 centimeters in that direction.。。Was it easy for me? It was so tiring to even hold a phone. Finally, Assistant Zhou mercifully looked out of the corner of his eye and realized that the phone was right above his elbow. Why didn't he touch it just now?，
" Forget it." Assistant Zhou picked up Doraemon and answered the call without even looking at the number. However, just as he was about to press the answer button, the call was hung up half A centimeter away.。
"... F * ck!!--" Assistant Zhou was stunned for a while before he threw the phone on the other side.
"Ring ~~" However, Assistant Zhou did not get angry for long. The phone rang when he was thrown out. The corner of Assistant Zhou's mouth twitched. Was it specially made for him? It rang as soon as he was thrown out.
Helplessly, Assistant Zhou sat up and picked up the phone.
"Hey!"
" Hello, is this Mr. Zhou?" A solicitous voice came from the other end of the phone. One could tell that the other party must be nodding and bowing.
" If you have something to say, say it quickly. We are elegant people, so we can't say it so harshly."
"Mr. Zhou, I'm that so-and-so from the Cave Bar ~"
"Shut up! If you don't get to the point, then don't!”Long-winded! Assistant Zhou was not a very patient person.
"Ah! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Zhou Zhusang, it's like this. Today, an ugly monster suddenly appeared in the bar and said that he wanted to challenge you. We tried to help you push him away for a long time but we couldn't do anything. Now, he's talking bad about you in the bar! Hey!" As the person spoke, there was a sudden noise on the phone. It was obvious that the phone had been stolen.
"Hey! You're that guy called Zhou Zhu, right?”An extremely arrogant voice came from the phone. It was as if one could see how high the other party's chin was raised.
" Oh, which guy is looking for me?" Assistant Zhou smiled playfully and replied.
"What?! Humph! Don't think that you're so great! Who do you think you are!" When the other party heard Assistant Zhou's arrogance, he shouted in exasperation,
" It's none of your business who I am. Why are you looking for me? Do you have nothing better to do?" Assistant Zhou held his breath and said arrogantly.
"I'm here to challenge you! Where are you now? Come to the Cave Bar immediately to accept the challenge! Otherwise, kowtow and surrender!" That person shouted loudly,
"What is it? Why should I accept your challenge? Who are you?"
"It's fine if you don't accept it! Then kowtow and surrender!" That person refused to let it go.
" It's a pity. I've seen too many people like you. I'm not interested in you," Assistant Zhou said lazily. He was about to hang up the phone when he finished speaking.
"Even a slut like you who has been f * cked by tens of thousands of people is afraid. It makes sense. You only rely on your body, hmph ~" the person said over the phone, provoking her arrogantly.
"…" Assistant Zhou glanced at the phone from the corner of his eye and suddenly smiled seductively. His red lips curled up slightly.
" That's great. Please wait a moment. I'll be there soon," Assistant Zhou said.
"Good! I'll wait for you!" That person even hung up the phone forcefully.
" Du…" Assistant Zhou looked at the phone and smiled wickedly. It seemed that something fun had happened again.
……
When Assistant Zhou arrived at the bar, the bar was no longer as lively as usual. Although it was still very lively now, there was no music, no dancing, and no dazzling lights. Everyone was talking. The content of their conversation was nothing more than that person being arrogant and arrogant. Assistant Zhou was much better than him.
When Zhou pushed the door open and entered, the scene immediately fell silent. Then, an ostentatious scene that would only appear when an idol arrived erupted. Clapping and whistling came one after another. Everyone enthusiastically called Zhou's name. This scene made the challenger even more jealous.
"Assistant Zhou! Zhou Zhu! Zhou Zhu!" Their match had yet to begin, but the stadium was already in an uproar. Assistant Zhou walked along the path that the crowd had made way for and came in front of the challenger.
"You're Assistant Zhou!" That person looked at Assistant Zhou and said in slight surprise,
" Yeah, didn't you want to challenge me? Now I'm here," Assistant Zhou smiled. Today, he was wearing a set of ordinary but arrogant clothes. He was wearing a pair of ordinary dark blue jeans, a long-sleeved T-shirt, and a hat at the back. The clothes were ordinary white, but there was an explosion pattern in the middle that covered his entire chest. There were two especially small ears on the hat. Assistant Zhou wore the hat and transformed into a cute and charismatic evil prince. That pair of seductive icy blue eyes was even more charming.
"Hmph! Zhou Zhu! I'm here to challenge you!" Perhaps it was because of the atmosphere surrounding Assistant Zhou, or perhaps it was because of Assistant Zhou's beauty, the challenger's jealousy grew stronger.
" Oh, I'm here. Tell me, what do you want to play?" Assistant Zhou ignored the man's clamor and went to the bar to get a cocktail.
"In all aspects! Speak! What do you know!" That person became even angrier when he saw Assistant Zhou like this. His good-looking face was a little distorted by jealousy.
" Oh, then tell me. What do you want to compete in? I'm not sure what I know either. There are too many of them, so I can't remember clearly," Assistant Zhou teased her and said lazily.
"Good! You said it yourself!" the person said. Then, as if he had already thought of it, he mentioned a project.
"Since we're in a bar now, let's compete in singing!”The man said,
" Sure, but I have an idea. It's very interesting. Do you want to hear it?" Assistant Zhou raised his eyebrows and swirled the cocktail in his hand.
"Alright, go ahead!" The man said,
" Since it's a competition, let's play something more challenging. It's too boring to choose a song by ourselves. Why don't we choose a song for the other party? That way, we can see their strength," Assistant Zhou said.
The person was silent for two seconds before agreeing. He even declined to let Assistant Zhou choose first.
" Forget it, you go first," Assistant Zhou replied. It was too boring for him to choose first, and he did not mean it.
As expected, the person pretended to decline a few times before agreeing. He would help Zhou choose a song first. He did not disappoint and chose a high-pitched and heavy metal female song for Zhou. The original singer was a popular female singer at the moment. Moreover, she had to be charming when singing this song. Sometimes, her voice would change very quickly.
"Despicable!"
"Shameless!" The crowd had already started cursing, but Assistant Zhou did not express his opinion. Instead, he smiled and agreed,
"Sure,"
Hearing Assistant Zhou agree, the crowd exploded again. Everyone opposed their previous objections and cheered enthusiastically. After Assistant Zhou finished drinking, he turned around and walked to the bar's song stage, signaling the band members to start. He glanced at that person's smug face from the corner of his eye and smiled slyly.
The band started, and the music started. Everyone got excited. Assistant Zhou stood on the stage, wearing a coat and hat. He beat the beat and started singing.
'Are you an angel or a demon? No matter what, go away!
My heart beats not for you!'
As soon as Assistant Zhou opened his mouth, everyone became excited. This was because Assistant Zhou's voice was straight and did not go out of tune at all. Moreover, when Assistant Zhou sang a song that was sung by a woman, it was even more seductive than a woman's. When that person saw such a counterproductive effect, his face turned green!
After the last note was sung, Assistant Zhou winked at the crowd, and the crowd immediately went crazy." Assistant Zhou!! Zhou Zhu! Zhou Zhu! Zhou Zhu!" Everyone shouted this name crazily, and the whistling almost numbed their ears.
Assistant Zhou walked off the stage with the same indifferent expression. He walked to the person and said,"It's your turn now," Assistant Zhou said. He saw that person's face was livid.
" I want you to sing…Chibi Maruko," Assistant Zhou deliberately put on a show and said it delicately. As expected, the man's face turned purple.
"Hahahahaha!!!!!!--”The crowd burst into loud laughter, and the sound almost blew up the place.
"Who sings that kind of song! I'm not singing anymore!" That person shouted excitedly and was despised by everyone.
"He was the one who suggested it, but now he's going back on his word."
"That's right, that's right. He's indeed inferior."
"How can this kind of person compare to Assistant Zhou? He's not even worthy of a toe from Assistant Zhou!”
"Get lost!"
The crowd did not bother to hide their voices at all. The person heard them and felt a wave of darkness, but he could not agree. If he agreed, it would only make him more embarrassed.
" Since you're not singing, I can only rule that you forfeit according to the agreement. You've lost this round," Assistant Zhou spread his hands indifferently and said casually.
"Alright, you win this round! However, I will make you lose very badly in the next round!”That person said angrily,
"Okay, what do you want to compete in?"
"Let's dance!"
“!!!!!”The crowd went silent for a moment, and then a wolf-like green light appeared. They stared at Assistant Zhou. They had never seen Assistant Zhou dance before. Of course, the public dance in the bar did not count.
" Who's first?" Assistant Zhou didn't care about this and asked directly.
"Me first!" the man said. Then, he walked over to the band and ordered a song.
When the music started, everyone knew what song it was. It was the most popular rock song in the world. The person also danced to the music. From his dance, it could be seen that he was prepared. It was exactly the same as the dance in the music video.
After watching his dance, everyone started to worry for Assistant Zhou. From the looks of it, Assistant Zhou's chances of winning were less than one percent. They had to admit that that person danced too well.
Assistant Zhou was still smiling. He calmly looked at that person's provocative gaze and walked onto the stage. He walked to the steel pipe at the side. Everyone looked at him in disbelief. They could not believe their own guesses until Assistant Zhou took off his shoes and socks, revealing a pair of delicate, fair, and pink feet.
"Wow!”This time, everyone did not even blink their eyes, afraid that they would miss the next scene.
" Let's begin." Assistant Zhou gestured to the band and placed his hands on the pole.
When the music started, everyone was completely silent. Assistant Zhou had changed from his usual appearance to a bewitching demon. He raised his slender right leg and placed it on the pole. He released one hand and began to perform the pole dance.
Everyone was not sure what they saw next. It was like a snake, a blood-sucking snake, slowly dancing on the steel pipe.
……
The final result was hard to say, and it was also hard to describe the reactions of those people. However, Assistant Zhou saw that the person was pitiful and took a step back. Both sides were tied.
"Next! Let's play tennis!" The man said,
"... Is that so? Alright then," Assistant Zhou smiled and said gently. His narrowed eyelids covered his ice-blue eyes.
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