The city enforcement officer dragged the plump middle-aged man and the old servant back into the house. The city enforcement officer simply felt that the two people had special identities. As for who they were, Ye Feng really didn't know their specific identities. There are so many pressuring people. How would I know who these two fellows are!
The snow maidens turned around and asked if they should find some food to prepare so that the two of them could have a warm meal when they woke up. Obviously, the snow maiden really treated them as Ye Feng's relatives.
Ye Feng nodded as he thought,'Indeed, I have to play enough roles. How about having hotpot? It's warmer.'
Ye Feng said," Xiaoxue, you stay in the room. I'm going to cook a feast that only my clan has!"”
The snow maiden was surprised." You can cook? Young Master Ye?"
Ye Feng replied proudly," Of course, your husband knows how to play harmonica, play jade flute, sing songs, read books, read astrology, observe people's eyebrows, bully men and women, and steal beauties!”
"You-you're not my husband!”Half of the snow maiden's jade-like face was flushed red as she went to another room to feel shy.
With a smile, Ye Feng took a few rounds in the courtyard. After finding an iron pot and some stones, he set up a hotpot rack in the middle of the room. There was a kitchen beside this wing room. There were also some seasonings, such as salt and chili. Tsk, tsk, they were all pretty good. However, they were missing the last main ingredient.
Should I eat the spicy meat pot or the cabbage pot?
Eat meat, but there's no meat. It's snowing heavily, and there's not even a ghost on the street. Where can I get meat?
You said you could buy some in front of that restaurant. You can't buy some. You don't have money!
At this moment, outside the courtyard, the sound of a horse neighing could be heard.
The night wind blew. "I got it!" Horse meat hotpot! Haha, nothing can trouble me!!”
After saying that, Ye Feng rushed out of the courtyard with a thick, long and tough table leg and a wood-splitting axe at his waist. In the next moment, two miserable neighs of horses sounded outside the courtyard wall. After the time for half an incense stick to burn, Ye Feng returned with two pieces of meat in high spirits.
"Hey!" Ye Feng laughed out loud as he pulled out a basin of water and started to wash the horse meat. He had eaten bullfrog hotpot, fat sheep hotpot, fragrant meat hotpot and beef hotpot, but he had never eaten horse hotpot. In his previous life, horses were too expensive for urban management officers to afford. In this life, horses could also be eaten! What Snowstorm Cloud, what Dusk Stallion Horse, if they were stewed in a pot, wouldn't they still be eaten?
If there was a Bole here, he would have died of heart failure. Back then, the Duke of Qi had bought the bones of a thousand-li horse with a thousand gold coins. Now, two top-grade thousand-li horses had been smashed to death by you. Have you considered the feelings of the horses? Have you considered the feelings of Bo Le? You're burning the zither and cooking the crane! Did you know? Do you know that you're wasting a gift? 'Kill me, this world is too crazy…'
To make a long story short, when the plump middle-aged man, Ying Zheng, and his old servant, Li Si, woke up, Li Si saw the handsome and mighty young master throw a punch at his face. Li Si fell down again, but this time, he did not faint.
Ye Feng said with a painful look," Cousin, cousin, I can't control myself anymore..."
Ying Zheng saw that his cousin was about to hit him. Afraid of being beaten, Ying Zheng hurriedly shouted," Don't hit him, cousin! Calm down! Calm down!" I'm your cousin!"
The night wind seemed to be out of his control as he punched the pillar beside Ying Zheng. The pillar trembled, and Ying Zheng was so frightened that his face turned pale. He said in a trembling voice," Cousin, didn't you say that the Chemore Convulsion Syndrome is in the legs?”
Ye Feng nodded with a painful look," You don't understand, cousin. Because I didn't receive enough treatment, the virus of the Chelmore Syndrome is rapidly rising. There are two big tendons in my legs, like two high-speed roads. The virus is rapidly moving up at a speed of 180 horses per hour. I'm almost finished. The ruthless disease is devouring my healthy cells. A brand new vegetative person is about to be born…"
Ying Zheng was confused. What was this? Why had I never heard of it before?
Ye Feng added," However, don't worry, cousin. My disease won't be triggered normally. It will only happen when I'm excited. For instance, I was too excited when I met you just now..."
Ying Zheng could only swallow his anger and sigh," Cousin, it's better to keep your energy!”
"Yes!" Ye Feng helped Ying Zheng up." Cousin, I've prepared the best banquet in our clan for you!"”
Hearing those words, Ying Zheng felt a little more expectant. It seemed that this cousin of his wasn't just messing around. He even knew how to give food, and the best banquet at that. This king was looking forward to it.
" I want to go too!" Li Si was about to cry. He was extremely depressed. F * ck, I haven't even said more than five lines, and I've already collapsed twice! Li Si had never felt so wronged before.
Ye Feng didn't care about that.'Come on then. The two horses have cut off a lot of meat…'
In the living room in the middle of the room, the snow maidens were putting horse meat and aniseed into the iron pot. When they saw Ye Feng and the other two, they immediately stood aside.
Ye Feng then introduced the snow maidens to Ying Zheng." Cousin, this is my wife.”
Ying Zheng took a look and gave him a thumbs up." Cousin, you have good taste! She's really a national beauty, a beauty that can topple cities…"
Ye Feng said," Cousin, according to the clan rules, don't you mean..."
This…Ying Zheng felt his heart ache.'This cousin of mine is really good at taking advantage of me. Should I give it to him?' Here! I absolutely can't expose myself. I've already been beaten up. This cousin must be taken away!!
Ying Zheng took out a green jade bracelet from his pocket with a pained expression." How about this? It's a jade bracelet unique to our clan…"
Ye Feng hurriedly took it away and put it on the snow maiden's jade-like wrist. Patting her shoulder, he said," You can take a rest in the back first. I'll chat with my cousins."”
The snow maidens were very uneasy. They had seen plenty of gold, silver, and jewelry, but this was the first time they had seen such a high-quality bracelet!
Nonsense! Ying Zheng's heart was tearing up, and his flesh was aching.'Damn it, how could this bracelet that I made with a third of the Heshi jade not be precious?' For the sake of this Heshi Annulus, the previous generations of emperors of Great Qin had spent a lot of effort to confront the Zhao Country!
They started eating hotpot.
Ying Zheng was very interested in this kind of strange dish that could be eaten after being rinsed. He picked up a piece of horse meat with his chopsticks, rinsed it, and put it into his mouth. The taste was delicious and lasting, with a slight spiciness and freshness of raw horse meat. It was as if he had experienced a huge spicy storm on the tip of his tongue. Spicy! Awesome! Delicious!
The next moment, Ying Zheng started to eat in big mouthfuls. Li Si was holding a bowl of meat and eating it, frowning as he said," Why? I feel that this meat tastes like horse meat.”
The enforcement officer who was eating happily waved his hand." Don't mind them. They're our horses. Those two horses were disobedient and I killed them just now…"
" Pfft!" Brother Li Si spat out a mouthful of blood. Kill him? 'Just kill them and eat them. What do you mean by' our horse'? They're clearly my Li Si family's horses!' My two horses! My only pair of thousand-li horses. I originally wanted to show off, but they were eaten just like that? Li Si wanted to cry.
However, Ying Zheng and Ye Feng, the two heartless fools, became happier the more they ate. They even clinked their glasses from time to time, eating happily.
When they were enjoying themselves, Ye Feng suggested," Cousin, we haven't enjoyed ourselves together for a long time. Let's sing a song together!"”
"Alright!" Ying Zheng replied, standing up and facing the heavy snow outside the court, he said with a heroic manner," Qiyue Wuyi, I will be with you. The king will send troops, repair my armor and weapons, and travel with you…"
" That's enough--" Ye Feng waved his hand as he said," Cousin, you're too weak. Let me sing!"”
Ying Zheng was very depressed.'I sang this song with great momentum, alright? This is the war song of the Qin Kingdom!' Forget it, I want to see what you can sing.
Ye Feng rolled up his sleeves and walked three steps forward. After that, he raised two red candles and knocked on the table and chair. He then started the dubbing of the music and said," Since ancient times, everyone has shit. Who doesn't use paper when he shits?" A group of dogs followed behind the rich, and without money, it would be difficult to move an inch. Playing mahjong during the day, sigh! Fight the landlord tonight, yo! Her mouth had to be sweet, but her heart had to be ruthless.
You have the money, I have the life. Let's see who can do what to who. It's hard to find water even if you've been through the sea. No matter how poor a woman is, don't cheat on her. Hold a large knife in your hand. Those with tattoos walk naked. You're pretending to be a B * tch. I'll give you a word to get lost! Isn't society brighter? I'm not bragging about killing you. Don't stretch out your hand and say sorry!
Big pants and bare leather shoes, bragging to the sky. If the heavens destroy me, I will destroy the heavens. It's just a snap of my fingers. One day, I will ascend to the heavens, and all the immortals will kneel in the heavens. One day, I will enter the underworld, and the King of Hell will give me a cigarette. One day, the dragon will get water, and the Yangtze River and Yellow River will flow back. I will have a big head and thick neck. If I'm not an emperor, I will be a cook!! Hey! Whoosh!"
With a loud bang, the table and chair were shattered at the same time. Ying Zheng and Li Si's hair stood on end as they stood rooted to the ground.
Good song!
What a domineering man's song!
" Why do I feel a surge of excitement burning in my heart? Even the cold snow can't hide my excitement." Li Si mumbled.
Ying Zheng silently wanted to give him a thumbs up. He was so talented, so charming, and so heroic that I couldn't help but praise him! However, Ying Zheng pressed his thumb down again.'I can't express myself. I'm the dignified King of Qin, and I can't reveal my will so easily.'
Also, did his last sentence mean that he had already seen through my identity?
Big head and thick neck, if you're not an emperor, then you're a cook…Are you scolding me?
Ying Zheng was puzzled.
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