As he drank, he got drunk.
There were 56 ethnic groups in the Celestial Empire. If you say that the other 55 ethnic groups would sing and dance when they were drunk, only the Han people would start bragging when they were drunk!
Both Ying Zheng and the city enforcement officers were obviously experts in bragging.
Ying Zheng was so drunk that his face was red, and he could not even walk properly. He waved his hand and pointed at the heavy snow." Cousin, I like people like you, I like your songs. They are vulgar with a bit of elegance, drunk with a bit of elegance, and the sound effects are so satisfying. It reminds me of the past, when I was not the clan leader, the old clan leader, burp-old clan leader, do you know, Lu, the old clan leader of the two-mouth Lu, he hated me every day?" He always wanted to play with me like a puppet. Later on, that night, there were no stars in the night sky, and it was snowing heavily.!”
Ying Zheng hugged the arm of the enforcement officer and gestured," That saber is only this long! It was so heavy. I entered the old clan leader's house and waved my knife. I raised my hand and slashed down, killing that old bastard with one slash! I was happy for quite a while and became the clan leader…"
Ye Feng looked drunk with a wobbly look. Waving his hand, he swore," Who do you think you are?!" Back then, when I ran amok in Xianyang, anyone who saw me had to retreat! Even that horny animal's legs went weak when he saw me! Everywhere I go, there are ruins. Everywhere I see, it's all mine…"
Ying Zheng approached Ye Feng with a grin as he grabbed his shoulder," You're bragging, cousin. Burp-"
" Who's bragging? Go to hell!" Ye Feng burst out laughing as he grabbed Ying Zheng's arm and said," Cousin, if you don't agree, let's go out and have a competition!”
" Let's go!" Ying Zheng said excitedly." Who's afraid of who!" Wasn't it just a competition to see who was more sociable?!”
The night wind was also getting stronger. They took off their clothes and hugged Ying Zheng's shoulders, then rushed out of the courtyard.
What? You mean Li Si? I'm sorry, Li Si was too upset because his horse was eaten. His blood rushed to his heart and he fainted.
The heavy snow was still falling. After all, it was much lighter. The two of them suddenly walked out of the house into the snow. By then, they had sobered up a little. However, drunkards were still drunkards. Their words were always so ridiculous.
Ye Feng pointed at a 25 - 26 years old innocent girl in white clothes outside the medicinal materials store as he said," Cousin! How is this girl?"
Ying Zheng's eyes were red, and he chuckled." Good! Cousin liked the obedient little girl next door!”
Ye Feng commented," Look at her small arms, small waist and billowy breasts. Tsk tsk, cousin, let's compete who's more hooligan and socialite. Let's use her as a benchmark and see who can hook up with her first!" Who is more capable!"
Ying Zheng clapped his hands." Deal!"
The two drunk men went around, one in front and one behind, one on the left and one on the right, blocking the girl who bought the medicine in the middle.
The white-robed lady next door was panicking and wanted to escape. Xio shouted as she lifted her clothes and blocked the way. The moment she wanted to walk to the other side, Ye Feng stopped her with a smirk.
The little lady covered her chest, looking like a frightened little bird." You, what are you doing? Clear the sky, you…"
Ying Zheng took a step forward first, then approached her drunkenly." Little lady, come with me. Let me tell you, my family has ten thousand mu of fertile land and countless servants. Come to my house…"
The little girl was so frightened that her face turned pale. Ying Zheng was used to being overbearing, so he chuckled and grabbed her slender waist, taking the opportunity to bite her ear.
" Hooligan!" The little lady suddenly pushed him down with a sudden burst of energy.
On the other side, Ye Feng was much more refined. He started his kabedon mode as he put his hand through the young lady's neck. His handsome face revealed a bit fanaticism. His robust muscles, perfect fish-man lines and six-pack abdominal muscles instantly made the young lady soft. She hugged her chest weakly with a fearful expression.
" Miss," Ye Feng replied with the smell of alcohol," he seduced you because he wanted to have sex with you. However, I'm different from him!"”
After hearing his words, the young lady faintly glanced at Ye Feng with her bright eyes in the kabedon mode. It had to be said that love was like this. If they were not suitable for each other, they would break up; if they didn't have feelings for each other, they would be ugly; if they fell in love at first sight, they would be beautiful; if they thought deeply about each other, they would be rich.
The young lady became a bit bashful. Watching the valiant urban management officer, she was already moved; however, she didn't dare to promise him openly. In the next moment, the young lady lightly pecked Ye Feng's left cheek as she covered her face with her handkerchief and ran away.
Ye Feng laughed out loud as he collapsed on the snow. He then lay down beside Ying Zheng. Ying Zheng didn't quite understand what was going on." Cousin, you and I are both men. If we don't want to have sex, why would we bother?!"”
Lying on the snow, Ye Feng said evilly," I only said half of what I said just now.”
Ying Zheng was a little confused." What half a sentence? Then, what was the second half of the sentence?"
"Girl, they hooked up with you just to have sex with you, but I'm different from all of them! I want to try a soft couch. Of course, the kitchen and pavilion are also fine. If it really doesn't work, I can also accept a field trip…"
" Hahaha-" Ying Zheng laughed so hard that he almost burst into tears. Hugging Ye Feng, he said," You're really a hooligan! Cousin!"
Ye Feng kept nodding as they rolled on the ground with a smile. It was a happy moment. It was the most beautiful time between cousins.
After an unknown amount of time, the two of them stopped laughing. They looked up at the white night sky and the vast snowy land.
Pointing at himself, Ye Feng said to Ying Zheng," I have a motto in my life. If you stab me in the future, it's right here, right in my chest. If I stab you in the back, it's because you're my enemy. If you stab me in the future and I fall down with a smile, it's because you're the one I love the most! If you stab me with a knife and I cry, it's because you're my brother!!”
Ying Zheng looked at the ferocious man in front of him, and felt his eyes turn red. How many years had it been, how many years had it been? Ying Zheng had never felt such a heroic and excited passion. He was a real man!
Ying Zheng was much more awake now. He patted Ye Feng's shoulder with one hand and said," Cousin, I won't be the one who stabbed you.”
" Haha-" Ye Feng held Ying Zheng in his arms. The two of them staggered along the long street, laughing. As they walked, their long shadows dragged on the ground, far, far away, until they reached the depths of the future.
……
Many years after the incident, many people had secretly hurt the arrogant Town Security. They did not live past the second day. The supreme Emperor only repeated two words indifferently," Brother!”
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