Just as the scene fell into chaos and the group of dragons lost their leader.
A handsome man clapped his hands and walked in." Everyone, don't panic. I'm a doctor! My family has passed down three generations of Chinese medicine practitioners. They specialize in treating bruises, sprains, infertility, and caesareans…"
With Ye Feng's arrival, the surrounding people obviously let out a sigh of relief.
At this moment, a waiter watched Ye Feng," You don't look like a doctor!”
Ye Feng grabbed the waiter's neck and threw him backward as if he was pointing at the world," Little brother, why are you pretending to be so arrogant?!" Go to the side and watch me treat these two! I'll let you see my family's ancestral medical skills!”
"Aiyo--
When the group of customers pulled the waiter out of the pile of ruins, the two guys who were lying on the ground and the very fit doctor were gone. They had really seen a ghost.
At this moment, Ye Feng kicked the door of the woodshed behind the inn as he picked up a table leg and watched the two guys in the pile of firewood with a smirk.
" What are you doing?!" The middle-aged man panicked. I'm telling you, I'm the most distinguished squire in the capital of Yan for three generations. Anyone who hears my name in the surrounding villages and eight miles will wet their pants in fear. If you dare to touch me, I, I will call for help…"
"Shout! Shout!"
As he spoke, the enforcement officer jumped up and knocked the middle-aged man's head with a table leg. The man's eyes were spinning from the hit and he started spinning on the spot. His mouth was in a mess, and the language code in his mind was instantly messed up.
The enforcement officer turned his head and looked at the 17-year-old shrewd fellow. He chuckled evilly." Are you going to call for help too?”
The kid looked at the fat middle-aged man who was beaten until he was in a daze. His eyes were filled with fear." If I don't shout, can you not hit me?”
"No!" Ye Feng raised the leg of the table and struck towards the kid's head with the same strike. The kid then started to circle on the spot.
Ye Feng threw away the broken table leg and found some ropes. He then tied them to the firewood.
After a long time, the two of them finally woke up. The moment they woke up, they were like girls who had been forced to have sex. They weakly cried for help.
"Don't, don't be like this. Let's talk things out. We can discuss how much money you want!”
" Big Brother, don't be like this. We are all scholars. There's no need to be so barbaric…"
A bonfire was burning in front of them. Ye Feng pulled out some red-hot sticks and nodded meaningfully in front of them," Tell me, whose body should I burn first?"”
The two people who were tied up shook their heads vigorously." Big Brother, Big Brother, don't be like this. It hurts! Whatever you want to ask, whatever you want us to do, we'll listen to you…"
After hearing his words, Ye Feng burst out into laughter.
Once upon a time, when Ye Feng joined the urban management team for the first time, he naively asked the captain," How can I be a good urban management?" How should I deal with those ruffians and scoundrels?
The captain of the urban management team told him a well-known saying which was suitable for people from all walks of life. This was Ye Feng's Zuo Ming!
This sentence was like this.
He tried to reason with you, but you acted like a hooligan.
If he acted like a hooligan with you, you would talk to him about the law.
He talked to you about the legal system, and you talked to him about politics.
He talked to you about politics, and you talked to him about national conditions.
He talked to you about national conditions, and you talked to him about integration.
He talked to you about integration, and you talked to him about culture.
He talked to you about culture, and you talked to him about Confucius.
He talked to you about Confucius, and you talked to him about Lao Tzu.
He talked to you about his father, but you talked to him about his grandson.
He told you about his grandson, and you told him about the stick!!
Everything in the world was invincible. Only speed could not be broken. Always remember that the so-called debate was just a confrontation between equals. Once one side had a stick, even if it was just a table leg, the situation would immediately change. Violence was the fastest way to solve the problem! There was no other! And a debater with a knife was invincible!! The Town Security, on the other hand, was a Jedi Knight who truly advocated violence!
As Ye Feng had a deep working experience and psychological warfare experience with the two reserve urban management members, he didn't want to talk too much with them. Therefore, he cut to the last sentence," I'll talk to him with a rod if he's reasonable!"
After a round of cudgels, they all became obedient! At the very least, his body looked very honest. As for conquering his soul? The Town Security was best at conquering the other party's mind.
Waving his fire rod, Ye Feng walked slowly," Don't you want to ask why I hit you?"”
The younger one shook his head in fear." I don't want to know. Don't hit us."”
The middle-aged man also shook his head vigorously. This brother was too fierce. Look at his abdominal muscles, strong back, and biceps. He was completely trained!
Ye Feng pointed at the younger one as he said," I'll tell you why I beat you. It's because your dine-and-dash skills are too bad!”
The young man raised his head with shifty eyes and a hint of pride in his eyes." Impossible! My move was flawless! It works every time!"
Ye Feng waved his hand as his body quivered as he shouted coldly," You've made too many mistakes in your 'dine and dash' method. I have to give you some advice! First of all! Before you dine and dash, you have to learn how to create momentum! Before you eat, you have to act like a boss who can do whatever he wants to attract everyone's attention. This way, you will be the center of attention. If you really get beaten up later, you can also damage his shop's reputation to the greatest extent. He will be threatened by you and won't dare to beat you up, understand? This move was known as the Town Security's Thirty-Six Stratagems to Seize the Opponent! Secondly, during the process of eating, you are only eating by yourself! Instead of inviting other people to eat together, this violated the great taboo of being alone in the military! The correct way was to invite as many people as possible to eat together! This way, even in the end, you could take advantage of the chaos to escape. This was the thirty-six strategies of the city enforcement officers to fish in troubled waters! Third! The mistake you shouldn't have made the most is that the art of pengci is too stiff. Your performance of being poisoned is too bad. You didn't even foam at the mouth. How embarrassing! The meaning of pengci was that one could use everything around them to pengci, including the air. As the saying went, if there was porcelain in one's heart, everything was porcelain. There was nowhere that one could not pengci. The top-notch pengci was also called Magneto! And your pengci is simply an insult to the art of pengci! That was a forceful scam, and you've created the first of the trashy scam schools! Finally! The mistake you shouldn't have made! Dine and dash meant that you had to eat something expensive, something very expensive. Because it was expensive, they would value you and not dare to look down on you. This way, you would have more time to turn around and have more chances to escape. This was called bluffing in the Town Security's Thirty-Six Stratagems! And you actually ate a bowl of fried noodles! After making four mistakes in a row, he still dared to say that he was flawless. What a joke!”
After these words were spoken, the firewood room instantly calmed down. The young man knelt on the ground with a thud and staggered with tears in his eyes." Expert..."
The plump middle-aged man opened his mouth wide. 'Bah!' Watching Ye Feng's eloquent words, Zhang Tie instantly felt that his outlook on life had changed greatly. If that brat followed Ye Feng's instructions, he would have been utterly defeated!
Ye Feng ignored the young man; instead, he took one step forward and watched the plump middle-aged man," Your performance is worse than his! It was simply infuriating! Let me ask you, your shop doesn't have the qualities that an illegal shop should have. Just like the first trick of an illegal shop, you can choose a special name. You can choose something that isn't special, such as mandarin ducks playing in the water, making love, and so on. The appetite of the people, forced consumption! For example, the bowl of fried noodles was priced at one tael of silver. You could calculate the price one noodle at a time. One noodle was worth one tael of silver. This way, firstly, it would increase your income. Secondly, if the other party ate and dash, you could increase the compensation! This was called stealing words and changing meanings in the Town Security's Thirty-Six Stratagems! "After that kid maliciously tried to force himself to do so, you shouldn't have been lying on the ground and fighting to a draw like him. You should know that the moment that kid fell, you had already gained the upper hand. At this time, you shouldn't have let him off. You should have grabbed the stool that the kid had just sat on and shouted,'This is an antique that has been left behind by my family for many generations. This is a precious relic of my grandfather. You actually sat on it and broke it…' He could also forcefully extort a sum of money from that kid. This was known as besieging Wei to save Zhao in the Town Security's 36 Stratagems! In this way, not only did you cleverly remove the illusion that the kid had food poisoning, but you also took the opportunity to extort a sum of money from him. This is the best ending, not the so-called draw now!!”
After these words, the woodshed fell silent. The young man's entire body was trembling. If, if he had followed what this big brother said, he would have really lost just now.
Who was he? Why was he proficient in so many mystical techniques?
The middle-aged man and the young man looked up at Ye Feng with a faint smile. His muscles were as strong as a horned dragon and his perfect fish-man lines were shining with his charm.
" Do you want to learn more things?" Ye Feng asked leisurely in a charming way. Follow me!"
"Big Brother!" The young man was very agile and knelt on the ground." My name is Wicked. From now on, you will be my Wicked Big Brother. I beg Big Brother to teach me the Thirty-Six Tactics of Town Security!”
"Big Brother!" When the middle-aged man saw this, he quickly knelt on the ground as well." My name is Hob. From now on, you will be my big brother. I only hope that big brother can teach me the Thirty-Six Tactics of Town Security!"”
Touching his forehead, Ye Feng felt a bit dizzy.'F * ck, one is called Hob, the other is called Wicked. F * ck the 100th dog. I've not imagined that my urban management team would have such a powerful subordinate the moment it opened!'
The heavens really bless our Town Security Team!
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