In the eyes of ordinary people, pandas were at most cute.
However, in Ye Feng's eyes, this guy was just a cute bear!
Panda, panda, first bear, then cat. There was once a record of pandas.
The bite force of a panda was second only to that of a polar bear, and was on par with that of a brown bear. His running speed could surpass Liu Xiang's top speed on flat ground at an altitude of 2,000 meters. They could climb up trees that were more than twenty meters tall and play with three or four wolves as cushions. Such a creature actually lived by acting cute!
Isn't it funny? That's right, this kind of animal was simply a joke that the heavens had played on humans!
Such a powerful species actually relied on acting cute for a living. Some people even said that they were afraid that the panda would be bitten by a dog. Forget it. Even if you sent a Tibetan Mastiff over, it might not be able to defeat an adult giant panda. That was a bear!
Therefore, when they discovered the giant panda, the first thought of the urban management was to take the giant panda on a tour. However, Ye Feng soon denied this thought. It seemed that people in this age didn't care about wild animals! Especially in this era, everyone seemed to like hunting and killing tigers!
Hob pointed at the bystanders and shouted," What are you looking at! Get lost!"
The urban management officers left in a hustle and bustle. Ye Feng then looked at a 200-pound giant panda on a pillar. It was tied up with its limbs facing the sky while wiggling its butt. His eyes were filled with vigilance.
In his previous life, Ye Feng liked such cute animals. As a gentle and caring urban management officer, Ye Feng wondered whether he should roast them or fry them.
No, he seemed to have deviated from the topic.
What was I thinking just now? Right, I want to use the panda to do something, something that the city enforcement officers can do.
Hob pointed at the black and white panda." Big Brother, what should we do with this Iron Eater?”
After thinking for a short while, Ye Feng replied," Let's go back first. I'll talk with Tang Sancai about adding something special in the second episode!"”
The group of people nodded. The 3,000 bylaw enforcement officers once again left Wild Goose Falling Mountain in a grandiose manner. The bylaw enforcement officers all covered their stomachs and burped. Their captain was a good person. He brought everyone to eat, play, bully, and even hunt. Following their captain, they would have meat to eat and face!
Old Wu, who was interviewing a member of the Town Security team, recalled the past few days and could not help but say," When I was at home, the neighbors all scolded me for being ungrateful, lazy, and greedy. Moreover, I often didn't have enough to eat and was often sued. Ever since I followed the captain, I first offended the Gongshu family and then went hunting everywhere. Now, the matchmaker in the countryside, Chen Dajiao, comes to me every day to find me a wife. All my good life is given to me by the captain..."
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After returning to his nest, Ye Feng hurriedly called Tang Sancai over and started to gesture towards him.
"Tang San 'er, don't you think our Town Security team is missing something?”
Tang Sancai took a look at Ye Feng and Hob Wude beside him as he said leisurely," What do you mean by a lot? We've got food and drinks. We'll make a road roller soon. We'll make a motorcycle. Captain's Maserati is the most handsome..."
" No--" Ye Feng shook his head as he said," We're missing one thing, one soul!”
"Soul?"
"Soul?"
Hob Wicked Tang Sancai, the three of them were completely dumbfounded. What kind of thing was he talking about!
Ye Feng raised his finger as he said," A country cannot be ruled by law. People cannot be trusted! We, the city enforcement officers, have yet to have any decent laws!”
Tang Sancai, Hob, and Wicked slapped the big boss. Legs, right, we don't have any laws! There were no rules! No one had forgotten about Shang Yang's law!
Ye Feng replied seriously," Tri-colored glazed glazed pottery of the Tang Dynasty, written in ink and paper!”
Tang Sancai hurriedly brought over a piece of paper, ink, brush, and inkstone. He recorded it down, afraid that he would miss out on one or two points.
Ye Feng's mind was spinning rapidly. He wanted to make a law that not only urban management officers but also the whole world should abide by!
The legendary super law that transcends national boundaries, sovereignty, and human rights--the Law on the Protection of the environment and precious animals.
As an urban management officer, Ye Feng knew which law was the most lenient. It was not the commercial tax law, the criminal law or the so-called human rights law, but the environmental protection law!
Commercial law can only control businessmen, while criminal law can only control criminals. Only my environmental protection law can control everything! Because you're still alive, you have to destroy the environment to survive. You have to be controlled by me!
Ye Feng wanted to make the first move! I'll first occupy the moral high ground, I'll first formulate environmental protection laws, and then I'll step up the expansion of my military strength!
You guys can laugh at me for being a fool in the early stages and rule the world with one law, but I guarantee that you won't laugh for long. I'll make you cry very rhythmically!
What Hundred Schools of Philosophy? Which one of them didn't destroy the environment? Which one of them didn't kill animals? I'm going to extort all of you until you cry!
In a split second, Ye Feng seemed to have recovered his arrogant and despotic self!
Why do I always feel uneasy and impetuous? It turns out that I don't have the small book of law enforcement that I used to have!
Ye Feng kept talking about the provisions of the environmental protection law.
"Anyone who destroys a tree will be fined one tael of silver!”
"Those who destroy an acre of land will be fined ten thousand taels!”
"Those who dare to cut down mountains without the consent of the city enforcement officers will be punished!”
“……”
"All those who don't follow the environmental protection law! They're all dead!"
Just like that, Ye Feng explained while Hob and Wicked added on the side. Tang Sancai had been writing crazily from evening to the next afternoon on 10 kg of papyrus. Tang Sancai had already passed out due to fatigue. Ye Feng then took a sip of water to moisten his throat," In the second issue of the newspaper, besides the topic of urban management team and Quicksand drinking and having fun, we will also add in the topic of making laws to rule the world so that those arrogant and domineering philosophers will be more careful. If they dare to disobey, we'll give them a taste of our own medicine!”
After Ye Feng's order, they left to do their work. However, Ye Feng didn't know that this method was like an invincible golden finger. It had to be said that the urban management officers were more and more capable of poking the hornet's nest!
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