Besides, I don't know what's good and what's bad. The only thing he knew was that there were good things in the furnace of the Grand Supreme Elderly Lord and there were immortal peaches in the peach garden of the Queen Mother. He knew nothing else. How pathetic. Why didn't Yu 'Er, that stupid rabbit, study hard and become a good student? The entire illiterate rabbit's memory is only of carrots. F * ck, am I supposed to go to the Heavenly Palace to steal carrots?”
Qin Shou had a lot of resentment in his heart, but there was nothing he could do.
"Qin Shou, do you think I can return to that continent?”Chang'e asked.
"Go back?" Qin Shou shook his head. Why would he go back? Go find your stupid old flame?"
Chang'e grabbed Qin Shou's ears with each hand and pulled them away. This guy had the Eight Nine Mysteries to protect his body, making him invulnerable to swords and spears. Naturally, it didn't hurt. However, to coax a girl, it was only right to call out twice. Hence, this fellow cooperated very well and started to call out, making Chang'e giggle.
"What old flame? That guy is an idiot!”Chang'e smiled.
Qin Shou rolled his eyes and thought to himself, Could it be that there's a secret behind this?”"What do you mean? Are you not husband and wife?"
Chang'e tugged at Qin Shou's ear and said,""What husband and wife? Who told you that? Hou Yi and I are just neighbors. That day, when he said he was going to shoot the sun, I thought he was bragging. However, his mother died early and he was stupid. No one cooked for him, so I helped him cook. After cooking, I saw the sun falling one by one. It was really scary at that time. I even heard the cries of the Golden Crow.
Also, after the nine suns set, the entire sky turned dark! It was said that Father Sun descended and almost tore apart that continent…Later, I was so scared that I fell down and inexplicably knocked over a box on the table. The pills inside melted when they fell into my mouth, and then I flew here. Actually, if I could, I really didn't want to come. What's so good about the sky? Even if you live to be a hundred years old, you'll still be lonely and lonely. The human world is still better…"
Qin Shou let out a long sigh of relief. He had always thought that Chang'e had been won over by Hou Yi. He did not expect there to be such a mystery behind it. Thinking about it carefully, it made sense. No matter how beautiful Chang'e was, if she wasn't a virgin, would the Jade Emperor be moved by her?
Of course, it was hard to say if the Jade Emperor liked Chang'e. After all, it was just a rumor. According to the pure nature of the immortals, it was not surprising that the Jade Emperor was a heavenly saint who did not eat the mortal world.
Everything Qin Shou knew was the myths and legends he had seen in his previous life. There were rumors and the results of countless losers 'fantasies. There might not be much that could be used, and he could not believe everything.
Qin Shou shook his head, shaking away the messy thoughts in his mind, and asked,""Sister Chang'e, the Heavenly Palace is not bad. Why didn't the Jade Emperor let you stay there?”
Chang'e smiled wryly." The Jade Emperor was supposed to reward Houyi for shooting down the sun, but he made me happy." The Jade Emperor was born from the operation of the Heavenly Dao, so he naturally would not go against the will of heaven. However, I came from a shady background and couldn't enter the Heavenly Palace. That was why he was brought here to stay. However, it was still alright. Other than being a little deserted, there was also a lot less trouble. " I heard that the Heavenly Court isn't at peace either. The aftermath of the Battle of Gods Investiture is erupting as the Three Pure Ones Sages, Nuwa, Fuxi, and the other Sages retreat to the 33 Levels of Heaven.”
Qin Shou's heart skipped a beat, and his ears subconsciously twitched. There seemed to be a story behind this! "What do you mean?"
Chang'e replied," How would I know? It's just not peaceful." By the way, are you feeling better?"
Qin Shou patted his chest." Of course, it's great. It's great. Can't you see that I can beat you up now?"”
"Hmph, look at how arrogant you are! It's true that he doesn't like to cultivate. Otherwise, he would definitely be stronger than you after all these years! Also, since you're so powerful, you have to protect me in the future, understand?”Chang'e rubbed Qin Shou's ears as she spoke.
" That depends on whether you're obedient or not. I have to eat the carrots myself. This treatment, sigh…" Qin Shou complained casually.
Chang'e giggled and snatched the carrot from Qin Shou's hand.""Come, I'll feed you…"
Qin Shou was instantly overjoyed as he nestled on Chang'e's body with a smile. The two chatted for the whole night…
The next day, at dawn, Chang'e woke up very early and made breakfast. Chang'e didn't like to make things that were hot, so she made all kinds of cold cakes. However, that taste was the most delicious pastry Qin Shou had ever eaten in his life!
Whether it was the image or the taste, it was excellent! Thinking about it, it made sense. Chang'e used ingredients that had the word 'immortal', and she was also an immortal herself. Although she was half-baked, she was still an immortal!
Then, what else could he do besides sit and eat on the moon for thousands of years? How could the pastries that he had refined for thousands of years not be delicious?
Chang'e beamed as she watched Qin Shou eat heartily.""In the past, you didn't even eat when I asked you to. It seems that after your spiritual intelligence was awakened, you are indeed different.”
"Nonsense. When you're ignorant, you don't know shit. Are there any other flavors?" After Qin Shou finished the osmanthus and carrot flavored dishes, he realized that there were no other flavors.
Chang'e sat there weakly and pouted.""I want to, but there's nothing else to eat on the moon. The radish seeds were given to me by Taibai Jinxing when I came up.”
Qin Shou knew that he had hit Chang'e's sore spot, so he quickly changed the topic.""Don't worry, I'm just saying. Don't worry, I'll help you plant a large orchard and vegetable garden on the moon in the future.”
"Stop bragging. With that little brat of yours?”Chang'e rolled her eyes at Qin Shou and ate some osmanthus cakes before going to bed.
After Chang'e fell asleep, Qin Shou jumped onto the window and looked at the high and mighty Heavenly Palace. A cold glint flashed across his eyes. I'll catch you one day!
Qin Shou left the Heavenly Palace and headed straight for the tallest and largest osmanthus tree. From afar, he could feel the earth shaking as if there was an earthquake. Nearby, he saw Wu Gang swinging his axe and cutting a hole the size of a basketball court in the osmanthus tree trunk!
Qin Shou's eyeballs were about to pop out. He was so f * cking fierce! He was even more brutal than Arnold Schwarzenegger in his previous life! This was what a real man should be like! Unfortunately, he was a thousand year virgin.
"You darn rabbit, what are you doing here?" With Wu Gang's cultivation, he had long discovered Qin Shou.
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