The old man of the wilderness is a jade rabbit
12 We’re not family, we’re not family

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Taibai Jinxing smacked his lips as he walked. He felt very uncomfortable. He counted with his fingers and was so angry that he almost fell off the rainbow bridge! Taibai Jinxing, who was about to lash out at Qin Shou, suddenly lost his temper when he thought of the apricot yellow flag on Qin Shou's body. He sighed and smiled bitterly."Forget it, forget it. Why is this old man competing with a rabbit? It seemed that one of the effects of this apricot yellow flag was to hide the rabbit's future. It could only count the past, not the future. This was also a problem.”

After saying that, Taibai Jinxing reached for the interspatial bag at his waist and…

"You damned rabbit, I'm going to skin you alive!”As Taibai Jinxing cursed, the immortal officials and fairies who followed him trembled in fear. Then, Taibai Jinxing turned around and charged at the Moon Palace!

In the Moon Palace, Chang'e, who had just sent Taibai Jinxing away, turned around and ran inside. She opened the teapot and looked at it. Her expression was very strange. He poured the teapot out. Good heavens, there were no tea leaves at all. Instead, there were a few black balls! There seemed to be some osmanthus leaves inside!

"Qin Shou!" Chang'e shouted. You bastard, come out!"

Chang'e kicked open the door to the back room and rushed in…

Time went back to when Qin Shou left Venus.

Qin Shou ran back to the inner room and spat out the purple bag. He tried to open the silk thread, but he sadly realized that the knot of the silk thread was extremely complicated. It seemed that there was some kind of magic power sealed on it, and he could not open it at all!

Qin Shou was instantly enraged."Damn it! If you can't open it, I'll eat you!"”

Through the memories of the Heaven Swallowing Rabbit, Qin Shou knew that the Heaven Swallowing Rabbit was born with two great magic treasures. One was its big teeth that could break through everything, and the other was its stomach that could digest everything! The Heaven Swallowing Rabbit from the ancient times had even eaten the sky! However, the result was that he was stuffed to death…

Qin Shou did not expect to devour the sky. He opened his mouth and bit the purple bag. He used his teeth to pierce! As expected, the originally incomparably tough and sturdy interspatial bag was torn open by him, and then exploded!

That's right, it exploded, and it was a huge explosion! It was even more than killing a big BOSS in a game!

Fortunately, Chang'e's Moon Palace was located on the moon, which was vast and empty. It occupied a large area, and the room was not ordinary. Even so, half of the room was piled up!

There were no gold, silver, or coins. Instead, there were all kinds of precious jade, pearls, some immortal herbs, elixirs, and porcelain bottles. There were also many things that shone with multicolored light, but they were completely unrecognizable! Although he said he couldn't recognize them, Qin Shou couldn't recognize them either! He had no idea what these things were or what they were used for!

However, Qin Shou knew that if Taibai Jinxing lost something, he would soon find out! Therefore, he had to dispose of the stolen goods as soon as possible! Even if he couldn't sell the stolen goods, he had to take advantage of them as soon as possible!

"Damn it, I don't know what's good or bad anyway. Just eat with your eyes closed!”That's right, Qin Shou's thoughts were very simple. The world was big, and his life was the most important! His hidden illness had been cured, and the rest was easy to talk about! Therefore, eating was the number one priority!

Hence, Qin Shou's small mouth opened, opened, and grew larger and larger. In the end, it turned into a huge bloody mouth that seemed to be able to swallow a person alive. Qin Shou began his crazy sweeping work. He also paid attention and prioritized eating porcelain bottles. The porcelain bottles were either filled with air, medicinal pills, or treasures for alchemy and weapon refinement. Eating these things was definitely not wrong! Next was the living plant. Whether it was poisonous or not, whether it was useful or not, he would eat it first!

In any case, the Heaven-Swallowing Rabbit's constitution was heaven-defying enough to not be afraid of any poison!

Qin Shou was eating crazily. He could clearly feel that these things had entered his stomach and turned into warm currents, cold currents, and all sorts of currents that flowed through his limbs and bones. Then, they were absorbed by his cells. However, his body did not have any reaction. He did not even feel full at all.

"Damn it, how weak is my body? You haven't had any reaction after eating so much?" Qin Shou sighed, and at the same time, he kept eating. After Qin Shou finished all the medicinal herbs, pills, and porcelain bottles, he closed his eyes and ate them. He didn't care what it was, he ate everything that he could chew!

At this moment, the door was kicked open with a bang!

Chang'e lifted her skirt and rushed in! Then, he stood rooted to the ground like a wooden chicken, as if he had been immobilized.

Chang'e looked at the scene in front of her and even a fool knew what was going on. She didn't know whether to laugh or cry."You damned rabbit, you really know how to court death! You stole Taibai Jinxing's interspatial bag and ate half of his wealth?”Chang'e slapped her forehead."Oh my god, I can't afford to pay for this even if I sell myself."”

"Who said you're going to pay?" Qin Shou rolled his eyes. If I dare to do it, I'll definitely be fine. Don't worry, that old man is back. I'll deal with him personally!”

As he spoke, Qin Shou was still waving his little claws and stuffing things into his mouth crazily. Then, he chewed and swallowed the unknown things in his mouth. Chang'e was speechless. She ran over and slapped Qin Shou's head!

"F * ck…Silly girl, what are you doing?" Qin Shou shouted.”

Chang'e slapped him again and shouted,""Are you stupid? Just like this?"

"I don't even know him. Why would he put it in his pocket if he didn't eat it? When the old man came back, wouldn't they all be taken back?”Qin Shou shouted.

"You idiot!" Chang'e rubbed her forehead."If you don't know him, I do!"”

"@#¥ %#...... %*" Qin Shou

sighed in his heart. Indeed, it was not like one family would not enter the same family! He now seriously suspected that Chang'e hadn't eaten that idiot Hou Yi's pill by coincidence, but had stolen it or stolen it…

Chang'e climbed up the pile of treasures and began to quickly distinguish them. As she searched, she said,""Anyway, it's all about eating. You specially pick the good ones to eat! "You can eat whatever contains more immortal spiritual qi…"

Qin Shou's eyes widened as he thought to himself,"This is the real family!!

Then, he would charge forward and eat whatever Chang'e pointed at. If he couldn't finish it in one bite, he would split it into a few bites!

At this moment, Taibai Jinxing's voice came from outside the Moon Palace,""Fairy Chang'e, I've come to disturb you again.”

Taibai Jinxing was very anxious now, but it was useless. Heavenly Court had its own rules, they were very particular about their sense of sovereignty. It was very bad behavior to barge into someone else's immortal abode without the owner's permission. If it was light, people would say that it was impolite, and if it was serious, they would be sentenced.

Chang'e's moon palace was different from the other immortal residences. It was independent of the celestial heavens. On the moon, there was only Chang'e and a half-dead rabbit. If a male immortal intruded, he would be criticized, he would not be able to explain himself and might even be sued.

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] Taibai Jinxing smacked his lips as he walked. He felt very uncomfortable. He counted with his fingers and was so angry that he almost fell off the rainbow bridge! Taibai Jinxing, who was about to lash out at Qin Shou, suddenly lost his temper when he thought of the apricot yellow flag on Qin Shou's body. He sighed and smiled bitterly."Forget it, forget it. Why is this old man competing with a rabbit? It seemed that one of the effects of this apricot yellow flag was to hide the rabbit's future. It could only count the past, not the future. This was also a problem.”

After saying that, Taibai Jinxing reached for the interspatial bag at his waist and…

"You damned rabbit, I'm going to skin you alive!”As Taibai Jinxing cursed, the immortal officials and fairies who followed him trembled in fear. Then, Taibai Jinxing turned around and charged at the Moon Palace!

In the Moon Palace, Chang'e, who had just sent Taibai Jinxing away, turned around and ran inside. She opened the teapot and looked at it. Her expression was very strange. He poured the teapot out. Good heavens, there were no tea leaves at all. Instead, there were a few black balls! There seemed to be some osmanthus leaves inside!

"Qin Shou!" Chang'e shouted. You bastard, come out!"

Chang'e kicked open the door to the back room and rushed in…

Time went back to when Qin Shou left Venus.

Qin Shou ran back to the inner room and spat out the purple bag. He tried to open the silk thread, but he sadly realized that the knot of the silk thread was extremely complicated. It seemed that there was some kind of magic power sealed on it, and he could not open it at all!

Qin Shou was instantly enraged."Damn it! If you can't open it, I'll eat you!"”

Through the memories of the Heaven Swallowing Rabbit, Qin Shou knew that the Heaven Swallowing Rabbit was born with two great magic treasures. One was its big teeth that could break through everything, and the other was its stomach that could digest everything! The Heaven Swallowing Rabbit from the ancient times had even eaten the sky! However, the result was that he was stuffed to death…

Qin Shou did not expect to devour the sky. He opened his mouth and bit the purple bag. He used his teeth to pierce! As expected, the originally incomparably tough and sturdy interspatial bag was torn open by him, and then exploded!

That's right, it exploded, and it was a huge explosion! It was even more than killing a big BOSS in a game!

Fortunately, Chang'e's Moon Palace was located on the moon, which was vast and empty. It occupied a large area, and the room was not ordinary. Even so, half of the room was piled up!

There were no gold, silver, or coins. Instead, there were all kinds of precious jade, pearls, some immortal herbs, elixirs, and porcelain bottles. There were also many things that shone with multicolored light, but they were completely unrecognizable! Although he said he couldn't recognize them, Qin Shou couldn't recognize them either! He had no idea what these things were or what they were used for!

However, Qin Shou knew that if Taibai Jinxing lost something, he would soon find out! Therefore, he had to dispose of the stolen goods as soon as possible! Even if he couldn't sell the stolen goods, he had to take advantage of them as soon as possible!

"Damn it, I don't know what's good or bad anyway. Just eat with your eyes closed!”That's right, Qin Shou's thoughts were very simple. The world was big, and his life was the most important! His hidden illness had been cured, and the rest was easy to talk about! Therefore, eating was the number one priority!

Hence, Qin Shou's small mouth opened, opened, and grew larger and larger. In the end, it turned into a huge bloody mouth that seemed to be able to swallow a person alive. Qin Shou began his crazy sweeping work. He also paid attention and prioritized eating porcelain bottles. The porcelain bottles were either filled with air, medicinal pills, or treasures for alchemy and weapon refinement. Eating these things was definitely not wrong! Next was the living plant. Whether it was poisonous or not, whether it was useful or not, he would eat it first!

In any case, the Heaven-Swallowing Rabbit's constitution was heaven-defying enough to not be afraid of any poison!

Qin Shou was eating crazily. He could clearly feel that these things had entered his stomach and turned into warm currents, cold currents, and all sorts of currents that flowed through his limbs and bones. Then, they were absorbed by his cells. However, his body did not have any reaction. He did not even feel full at all.

"Damn it, how weak is my body? You haven't had any reaction after eating so much?" Qin Shou sighed, and at the same time, he kept eating. After Qin Shou finished all the medicinal herbs, pills, and porcelain bottles, he closed his eyes and ate them. He didn't care what it was, he ate everything that he could chew!

At this moment, the door was kicked open with a bang!

Chang'e lifted her skirt and rushed in! Then, he stood rooted to the ground like a wooden chicken, as if he had been immobilized.

Chang'e looked at the scene in front of her and even a fool knew what was going on. She didn't know whether to laugh or cry."You damned rabbit, you really know how to court death! You stole Taibai Jinxing's interspatial bag and ate half of his wealth?”Chang'e slapped her forehead."Oh my god, I can't afford to pay for this even if I sell myself."”

"Who said you're going to pay?" Qin Shou rolled his eyes. If I dare to do it, I'll definitely be fine. Don't worry, that old man is back. I'll deal with him personally!”

As he spoke, Qin Shou was still waving his little claws and stuffing things into his mouth crazily. Then, he chewed and swallowed the unknown things in his mouth. Chang'e was speechless. She ran over and slapped Qin Shou's head!

"F * ck…Silly girl, what are you doing?" Qin Shou shouted.”

Chang'e slapped him again and shouted,""Are you stupid? Just like this?"

"I don't even know him. Why would he put it in his pocket if he didn't eat it? When the old man came back, wouldn't they all be taken back?”Qin Shou shouted.

"You idiot!" Chang'e rubbed her forehead."If you don't know him, I do!"”

"@#¥ %#...... %*" Qin Shou

sighed in his heart. Indeed, it was not like one family would not enter the same family! He now seriously suspected that Chang'e hadn't eaten that idiot Hou Yi's pill by coincidence, but had stolen it or stolen it…

Chang'e climbed up the pile of treasures and began to quickly distinguish them. As she searched, she said,""Anyway, it's all about eating. You specially pick the good ones to eat! "You can eat whatever contains more immortal spiritual qi…"

Qin Shou's eyes widened as he thought to himself,"This is the real family!!

Then, he would charge forward and eat whatever Chang'e pointed at. If he couldn't finish it in one bite, he would split it into a few bites!

At this moment, Taibai Jinxing's voice came from outside the Moon Palace,""Fairy Chang'e, I've come to disturb you again.”

Taibai Jinxing was very anxious now, but it was useless. Heavenly Court had its own rules, they were very particular about their sense of sovereignty. It was very bad behavior to barge into someone else's immortal abode without the owner's permission. If it was light, people would say that it was impolite, and if it was serious, they would be sentenced.

Chang'e's moon palace was different from the other immortal residences. It was independent of the celestial heavens. On the moon, there was only Chang'e and a half-dead rabbit. If a male immortal intruded, he would be criticized, he would not be able to explain himself and might even be sued.

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