Chang'e said," Yu 'er's spiritual wisdom has already been awakened. He has to make his own decisions for this kind of marriage." Yu 'er, are you willing to go with Bodhisattva?”
Chang'e's heart ached when she said this. Who was Guan Yin Bodhisattva? He was one of the five elders and had an extremely high status in the Heavenly Court. His reputation among the people was even more terrifying! With his remarkable abilities and boundless magical powers, even a fool would know that if he followed Guan Yin Bodhisattva, his future would be limitless! Qin Shou was also the descendant of the Heaven Swallowing Rabbit. If he received Bodhisattva's guidance, he would at least become a member of the Eight in the future, right?
As for her? She was just a little fairy with no background, and she didn't have any strength. She lived in the cold and lonely Moon Palace, and she didn't have any treasures. It was even difficult to treat it...
The more she compared them, the more Chang'e felt that Qin Shou might leave her. Even if she wasn't angry or resentful, she still felt like her best friend was about to leave. It was sour and uncomfortable.
Guanyin smiled when she heard this. Just as Chang'e had thought, as long as one's brain hadn't been hit by a brick or kicked by a donkey, they would basically know what to choose. Guan Yin Bodhisattva revealed a friendly smile and said to Qin Shou,""Yu 'Er, are you willing to follow me?”
Qin Shou tilted his head and opened his big, adorable eyes wide."Let me ask you a question first."
"Tell me." Guan Yin Bodhisattva asked.
"Do you have carrots?" Qin Shou asked.”
"Of course there are. Not only radishes, but there are also all kinds of ingredients in the world.”Guan Yin Bodhisattva said.
Chang'e's heart felt another stab of pain. Forget it. Yu 'Er has the right to pursue her own happiness. Why should I force her to stay?
Qin Shou's eyes lit up. I only eat radishes grown by Chang'e."
Guanyin was stunned, and so was Chang'e.
Guan Yin Bodhisattva narrowed her eyes and smiled."This matter is simple. I will send someone to buy some for you.”
"This is good!" Qin Shou shouted. I like this! There was another question. Did Bodhisattva have any fairies?”
Guan Yin Bodhisattva was stunned. Then, she shook her head and said,""There are no fairies, but there are Buddhist women. I have a golden boy and a jade girl.”
Qin Shou pointed at Chang'e and asked,"Is a jade maiden as pretty as Chang'e?"”
Guan Yin felt that something was wrong, but she still said,"Fairy, you're so beautiful that you can topple a country. You're known as the number one beauty in the world. How can other women compare to you? However, spring, flowers, autumn, and moon each had their own strengths, and jade girls naturally had their own unique places.”
Guan Yin Bodhisattva's words could be said to offend no one, but he also said that the Jade Girl was not worse than Chang'e.
Qin Shou laughed even more happily. Guan Yin Bodhisattva suddenly felt that her chances of winning had greatly increased!
"This is better, I like it better." Qin Shou asked. Um, are the breasts of a jade maiden as big as Chang'e's? Our Chang'e's breasts are so big! It's so comfortable to sleep on it!"
Chang'e's eyes widened, wishing she could eat this prodigal rabbit!
Guanyin was stunned on the spot. She had never…competed with this thing before…
Qin Shou knew that although the Jade Maiden had attained the Dao for a long time, as a dragon lady, her lifespan was extremely long. Even today, she still looked like a little girl, so there was a saying of a jade girl.
How many hormones did a young girl have to be injected since she was young to compete with a mature woman in terms of breast size? Moreover, this world did not have hormones, and what they pursued was the path of nature. As such…
"The Jade Maiden is still young, so she can't be compared to Fairy Chang'e." Guan Yin asked awkwardly.”
Hence, Qin Shou's old face darkened. He decisively waved his claws and said,""There's no such comfortable bed. It's meaningless to go.”
Guan Yin Bodhisattva was truly helpless, but she was still unwilling to give up. She had an idea and said,"If there is a need, there are countless cultivators in the lower realm, and there are even more beautiful cultivators. This Penniless Monk can help you find someone who is fated to take care of you.”
Qin Shou heard this and shook his head." It's not a fairy. There's an earthy smell on her body. I don't want it."”Then, he turned his big eyes and stared at Guan Yin Bodhisattva's chest."Bodhisattva, how about a hug?"
Guan Yin's face turned green!
He suddenly stood up and was about to say something when he heard a burst of laughter from afar.
"Haha…long time no see, Fellow Daoist.”The person was wearing a yellow robe and hemp clothes. There was a hemp rope tied around his waist. He was barefoot. It was the barefoot Great Immortal!
When Guan Yin Bodhisattva saw the Great Immortal Barefoot, she frowned and swallowed the words that were about to come out of her mouth. She chuckled and said,""So it's the Barefoot Great Immortal. This Penniless Monk greets you.”
"Fellow Daoist, you're still so polite. Why are you stopping Fairy?”The Barefoot Great Immortal asked directly.
Qin Shou's heart skipped a beat as he hurriedly called out,""Guan Yin Bodhisattva sees that this Uncle Rabbit is handsome, incomparably handsome, and extraordinarily valiant, but is about to die young. He wanted to bring me to the Spirit Mountain and beg Buddha Rulai to help him replenish his vital qi. However, they had to cultivate with him for a thousand years before they could be free. However, I feel that Mount Numinous is full of bald people. There's no bed suitable for me, so I don't want to go.”
Qin Shou knew very well that he did not need to add fuel to the fire at this time. He only needed to tell the truth. This way, he would not offend Guan Yin Bodhisattva, but he could also explain the matter clearly. Everyone was an understanding person, especially a jack of all trades like the Barefoot Great Immortal. Their brains were even more alive, so they would definitely be able to hear the tricks in it.
The Barefoot Immortal laughed." You are too ungrateful. Guan Yin Bodhisattva is one of the Five Elders of Heaven and Earth. It is your good fortune that she is willing to accept you. You even complain that the bed is not good." Tell me what bed you need, maybe I can help you think of something.”
"You want a bed as big as our Chang'e Fairy's chest!" Qin Shou said.”
Chang'e, the Barefoot Great Immortal, and Guan Yin Bodhisattva were all stunned on the spot, their heads full of black lines! This was a f * cking perverted rabbit!
Qin Shou continued," Unfortunately, Bodhisattva's jade maiden is still flat. Bodhisattva doesn't seem to want to hug her." "That's why I don't want to go…" Qin Shou said confidently, as if he was a blank sheet of paper that didn't know anything. He did not dare to let his imagination run wild. Who knew if these powerful immortals knew how to read minds? If they found out that he was thinking nonsense, it would be fatal.
However, Qin Shou's words petrified the barefoot great immortal. He wanted Guan Yin Bodhisattva to hug him, yet he still wanted to lie on that…meat bed. Was this darn rabbit really innocent, or was it shameless?
The Barefoot Great Immortal sensed Qin Shou's heart, but it was blank.
The Barefoot Great Immortal was even more uncertain, but it didn't matter. He smiled and said,"Bodhisattva has a pure body. How can I carry a rabbit like you on my body?”
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