"I'll step on it! I'll step on it! I'll step on it!"
On the street, under the dumbfounded expressions of countless pedestrians, Fang Shen stomped on the Saitama under his feet, causing it to let out a strange cry. After stepping on it for a while, Fang Shen nodded in satisfaction and moved his feet away, revealing the candy-sized Saitama on the ground, covered in dust.
"Hey! Fang Shen, what are you doing? It's you! You made me smaller, didn't you? Quickly turn me back, you bastard!"
Saitama patted the dust off her body and raised her head to shout at Fang Shen, who was towering into the clouds.
"At least you're not too stupid…"
Fang Shen smiled proudly. He looked at the increasing crowd around him, grabbed Saitama in his hand, and ran out of the crowd. Then, he came to a place with fewer people.
"Magnify the flashlight!"
The light from the flashlight shone on Saitama's body again. Under Saitama's surprised gaze, his body gradually returned to its original size.
"Fang Shen, can you lend me that flashlight?”Saitama looked at the flashlight in Fang Shen's hand and said with glowing eyes.
"Lend it to you?"
Fang Shen smiled and looked at Saitama. Saitama immediately nodded in anticipation. Just when Saitama thought that Fang Shen was going to give it to him, Fang Shen's face darkened and he put the flashlight back into his pocket.
"Don't even think about it!"
Fang Shen pursed his lips unhappily, then stretched out his hand and said,"Hurry up and pay up!"
"Return the money? What money?"
Saitama was stunned and asked curiously,""Didn't you say that you don't want me to pay for the house?”
"Who said house? I'm talking about the bank card. There's still 500,000 yuan in it. The card wasn't registered with my ID card, so I can't reapply. Now that the card is gone, quickly pay up!”
Fang Shen said with an angry look. If he had known earlier, he wouldn't have fought. The fight wasn't enjoyable. Now that the house was gone, so was the money! Why am I so unlucky!
" Five hundred thousand?!!"
Saitama's eyes widened. Then, she suddenly thought of something and stared at Fang Shen with a strange expression."Hey, hey, hey, Fang Shen, are you trying to scam me of my money? A normal person would usually store that much money in their card, right?”
"I'm lying to your head!"
Fang Shen almost exploded from anger. This damn baldy, did this daddy look like the kind of person who would do such a thing as fraud?
"That's my salary from the Hero Association, and the card was also provided by them. However, because of the battle with you earlier, the bank card is no longer there.”Fang Shen gritted his teeth as he stared at Saitama.
"Oh!"
Saitama nodded, but she didn't seem to understand. Suddenly, she raised her head and shouted in dissatisfaction,"This isn't right! Even if you destroyed the bank card in our battle, you're still responsible, right? Why do you want me to pay?"
"I…"
Fang Shen looked at Saitama with his mouth agape. This damn baldy, he looked so silly and stupid, how did he suddenly become so smart?
No, if this continued, he wouldn't be able to get any money!
Fang Shen rolled his eyes and immediately came up with a plan.
"What do you mean it has nothing to do with you?"
Fang Shen looked at Saitama angrily as if he had suffered a great grievance."You're the one who destroyed my house by beating up the weirdo in front of my house, right?”
"Yes, I am!" Saitama nodded in confusion.
"If you hadn't destroyed the house, I wouldn't have attacked you, right?”Fang Shen continued to ask.
"That's right!" Saitama continued to nod.
"If I hadn't attacked you, we wouldn't have suddenly thought of fighting, right?”Fang Shen asked.
"It seems so!" Saitama nodded.
"If it wasn't for the fight, my bank card wouldn't have been damaged, right?”Fang Shen continued to ask.
"That's right!" Saitama continued to nod.
"Then what else is there to say? I've already made it clear. Everything was caused by you destroying my house.”
Fang Shen stretched out his hand and said with a 'stop quibbling' look.
"Oh…"
Saitama nodded blankly and reached into her pocket.
Seeing this, Fang Shen immediately smiled proudly. He thought he was so smart! As expected of a muscular but simple-minded idiot!
"Fang Shen, I'm sorry, this is all I have…"
At this moment, Saitama suddenly raised her head and said awkwardly. She stretched out her hand, only to find a few bits and pieces of money in it.
Fang Shen could not help but be stunned. This guy was even poorer than him in the past?
"Sigh! Forget it, forget it. Just take it that I'm unlucky!"
After being stunned for a moment, Fang Shen helplessly shook his head and sighed.
"Really? Then I'll be leaving!"
Saitama's eyes lit up, and she turned to leave.
This scene immediately made Fang Shen dumbstruck.
Eh? Where was the awkward apology? Didn't you say that you would compensate me in other ways? Why did he just leave?
Director, isn't this different from what the script says?
Fang Shen was stunned as he watched Saitama take a few quick steps forward. He then came to his senses and grabbed Saitama. He glared at Saitama with his eyes wide open and gritted his teeth,"You're leaving just like that? What will happen to me if you leave?"
"Eh? Didn't you say forget it?" Saitama looked at Fang Shendao in confusion.
"You…"
Fang Shen suddenly felt as if he was constipated. He could not say a single word that he had organized. This damn baldy, why did he not act according to common sense at all?
Fang Shen looked at Saitama angrily and resisted the urge to kick Saitama's wooden face. He revealed an ugly smile and said,""Don't you think you should ask me what I need you to do?”
"Ah?"
Saitama looked at Fang Shen in confusion and asked,"Why?"
Puff!
Fang Shen spat out a mouthful of blood. I can't take it anymore. I can't pretend anymore! This guy was really infuriating!
"You damn baldy!"
Fang Shen grabbed Saitama's collar and pulled his comical face in front of him. He almost pressed his face against Saitama's and shouted," I'll be straightforward. From now on, I'll be staying at your house for the time being. You'll be responsible for my daily life. Also, forget about today. Tomorrow, follow me to the Hero Association for the Hero assessment and get me 500,000 yuan!”
"Do you understand now? Bastard!"
After saying everything in one breath, Fang Shen finally let go of Saitama. Panting, he wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and stared at Saitama with a resentful look.
"Oh?"
Saitama's wooden face finally showed a trace of expression. He looked at Fang Shen as if he had understood something. He clenched his left fist and hammered his right hand, as if he understood, and said,"So you want to freeload at my house? You should have said so earlier!"
Thud!
Fang Shen slipped and could not help but fall to the ground, tears streaming down his face.
I was wrong! I was really wrong!
I shouldn't have said so much to this idiot!
But forget it, he had finally managed to trick this guy into participating in the Hero assessment!
Fang Shen smiled as if his scheme had succeeded. He followed Saitama back to his house.
Saitama's house was in the opposite direction of Fang Shen's, but it was also in the suburbs. The size of the room was similar to Fang Shen's, so it was not a problem for the two of them to stay.
However, what surprised Fang Shen was that Saitama's cooking skills were not bad. Although they were all simple dishes, the taste was very good.
"Oh right, Fang Shen, what was the Hero assessment that you mentioned on the way here?”At the dining table, Saitama suddenly asked curiously.
"You don't know?" Fang Shen asked doubtfully.
"I don't know." Saitama nodded.
Fang Shen's face lit up. He was worried that Saitama had already passed the exam! Now it seemed that he did not have to worry!
Speaking of which, if Saitama was also a hero, he wouldn't be so poor with his strength!
Yes! It seemed that he had to make this guy perform better tomorrow. It would be even better if he could directly become an S-class Hero. However, should he take the test again tomorrow and become an S-class Hero? Wouldn't that make more money?
As he thought excitedly, Fang Shen told Saitama about the Hero Association that he had learned from the Internet. He also explained the contents of the assessment.
"Saitama, you have to perform well tomorrow, or I won't let you off!”Fang Shen said to Saitama seriously.
"Oh! Got it!"
Fang Shen rubbed his nose and flicked his finger. A black dot flew out of the window.
Seeing this, Fang Shen immediately gritted his teeth in anger. Forget it, I'll supervise this guy properly tomorrow!
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