The sun was bright and the wind was warm.
Early in the morning, the most beautiful thing to do was to sit in the courtyard in front of the villa with a cup of black tea and quietly look at the beautiful scenery in the distance, enjoying this hard-earned comfort. Of course, it would be even better if there was a beautiful girl with him.
But what about him?
Fang Shen expressionlessly turned his head to look at Saitama, who was seriously clasping her feet. Suddenly, he felt that the black tea in his hand had become tasteless, and the previously comfortable atmosphere had disappeared without a trace. He sighed inexplicably and looked back at the black tea in a daze with a conflicted expression.
Why did he have to accompany this damn baldy in the courtyard early in the morning?
"Ah?"
At this moment, Saitama suddenly stopped her action of clasping her feet. As if she had remembered something, she raised her head and shouted. Fang Shen was shocked. His hands trembled and he almost spilled the hot black tea all over his body.
"Damned baldy, what are you screaming about?"
Fang Shen hurriedly steadied his teacup, turned his head, and shouted frantically. This guy, can't he stay quiet for a while?
"I remember now. I haven't washed my gloves after beating up the weirdo last time!”
Saitama exclaimed and quickly put on her shoes and ran into the villa.
Pa!
Fang Shen slapped his forehead and sighed at the sky at a 45-degree angle. It was really enough. As expected, two grown men living in a villa always felt wrong! It was more interesting to hide a mistress in a golden house.
Fang Shen subconsciously turned his head to look at the villa next door and sighed again. He wondered if the beautiful neighbor was at home. He really wanted to see her!
Wait a minute…
Fang Shen's eyebrows twitched, and an excited smile suddenly appeared on his face. Why don't he secretly go over and take a look?
No, no, no, I'm a lowly person…Pui! I'm a gentleman and a villain…Ptui! 'I…'
Sigh! Alright, I'm a villain, so it shouldn't matter if I take a look, right?
"I'll just take a look and leave after I'm done!”
Fang Shen smiled excitedly and turned to look at the villa with a guilty conscience. After confirming that Saitama would not come out for a while, he had an idea.
It was a complete simulation of the War God Buddha Sun Wukong!
"Change!"
Fang Shen twisted his body, and after a burst of brilliant light, he completely disappeared, turning into an unremarkable fly.
"Hehe…"
With a low laugh, Fang Shen flapped his wings and flew into the villa opposite. He flew in through the window. As soon as he entered, a fragrance assailed his nose, causing Fang Shen's entire body to tremble.
A beauty! Just based on this fragrance! She was definitely a beauty!
The interior of the villa was similar to Fang Shen's. There was nothing special about it. After flying around and not seeing any beautiful women, Fang Shen turned his gaze to the second floor.
Unfortunately, all the rooms on the second floor were locked. It seemed that the beautiful neighbor was not at home.
Fang Shen looked around unwillingly. After confirming that there was really no one around, he flew back to his villa helplessly. A light flashed and he returned to his human form.
"Sigh! The girl isn't here either. It's so boring!"
Picking up the black tea and sitting back on the chair, Fang Shen looked at the white sky in boredom.
In the past, when he was not a hero, he was always fired, but he was busy looking for a job every day. It was not that boring. But now, he had a job, a house, and a beautiful neighbor. Fang Shen suddenly felt bored.
"It will take two days to get to the headquarters…There doesn't seem to be any powerful weirdos coming out to cause trouble recently…We can't just casually mess with this damn baldy on Earth! Ah! I'm so bored!"
Fang Shen rubbed his hair in a frenzy as he muttered bits and pieces. Then, he suddenly stopped.
Something's not right! This darn baldy was so strong that he was completely capable of breaking free from the restraints of gravity? How could it not fly?
"Yeah? Why didn't I think of that! This guy's physical fitness was even more abnormal than those supermen in the movies. Those supermen could fly, so there was no reason why he couldn't! Yes, that's right!"
Fang Shen muttered to himself excitedly. If this damn baldy could fly, then he could have a good fight and wouldn't be bored in the future.
"Baldy, damn baldy, come out!”
Thinking of this, Fang Shen immediately shouted at the villa.
"What? Also, Fang Shen, I've said it before, you're not allowed to call me baldy anymore!”
Saitama walked out with a pair of gloves and said unhappily to Seiji.
"It doesn't matter. Let me ask you something first. Can you really not fly?”Fang Shen ran up excitedly and asked.
"Fly? How could a human fly? I won't!" Saitama said seriously. Then, she seemed to have thought of something and looked at Fang Shen with a strange expression.
"By the way, Fang Shen, are you an alien? There were so many strange props and they were flying!”Saitama asked suspiciously.
"Outsider your ass! You're the alien, your whole family is aliens!”Fang Shen glared at him and cursed. Then, he asked, unwilling to give up,"You really can't fly?"
"I won't!"
Saitama shook her head with certainty. Then, she seemed to understand something and said happily,"Are you going to teach me how to fly?"
"I guess so!"
Fang Shen looked at Saitama with some hesitation. Could it be that this guy really couldn't fly? Or was it as he had guessed? This guy could actually fly, but he didn't know how to fly?
"No matter what, let's take a look first!”
Looking at Saitama's happy face, Fang Shen pondered in his heart.
Thus, half an hour later, Fang Shen brought Saitama to the plains outside City Z.
Of course, it was not the place where he fought with Saitama.
Fang Shen was not stupid. The battle that day must have alarmed some forces. If he went there now, there would definitely be endless trouble.
"Fang Shen, can we start now? I really want to learn how to fly and fight you! You're really a very strong opponent!”
Saitama clenched her fists and said impatiently.
"I'm looking forward to it too…"
Fang Shen's eyes also flashed with a hint of fighting spirit. Then, he hesitated for a moment and said,"Saitama, let me tell you the truth! In my opinion, you should be able to fly. However, perhaps it's because your consciousness is still limited to the range of humans and you don't think you can fly, so you haven't displayed the ability to fly.”
"Is that so?"
Saitama clenched her fists in confusion and jumped on the spot, but she did not feel like she was flying at all.
"That should be the case. Of course, it's also possible that I'm wrong. However, I'll try to teach you how to fly first! If you can really fly, you should be able to learn it.”
Fang Shen said seriously, and Saitama nodded her head in a half-understanding manner.
"Alright then! Let's begin!"
Complete simulation, Superman form!
Weng!
In an instant, Fang Shen's body underwent a huge change. Using his own flight as a demonstration, he began to teach Saitama how to fly.
Fang Shen's explanation was very clear. He explained every feeling and detail of flying to Saitama without missing a single detail. At the same time, he explained it to Saitama with his own demonstration of flying. He explained it to the point of being almost meticulous.
Unfortunately, after a few hours, although Fang Shen's explanation was very clear, Saitama was like an idiot and could not understand it at all. This made Fang Shen very mad.
However, this was the truth…
"Saitama, watch carefully. Come and try!"
"Oh! Good! Heh…I'll fly!"
"Idiot, it's not hey! It was a feeling of 'oh', a feeling of soaring into the sky!”
"Soaring into the sky? What was that feeling?"
"Is that it? Look! Isn't it flying?"
"Tell me more carefully! Who can understand this?"
"Idiot, I've already made it very clear. It's just a kick with both feet and then an oh-oh-oh feeling. Why don't you understand?”
"Damn it! That's why! Oh, oh, oh, what was that feeling?”
"That's the feeling! Oh, oh, oh…Look! It's flying!"
"Ah! I don't understand at all!"
"You idiot!"
……
Therefore, after a few hours, looking at Saitama who was jumping a hundred meters high but could not fly, Fang Shen clapped his hands and finally confirmed one thing. Saitama was definitely the most idiotic disciple in the world.
" How could a genius master like me have problems with me? It must be because that baldy Saitama is too stupid. Yes, that must be the case…"
Fang Shen muttered to himself with an 'I understand' expression. He didn't have the slightest self-awareness that Saitama couldn't learn it because his explanation was too idiotic.
"Ah! No, I don't understand! How can I fly!"
At this time, Saitama finally couldn't help but scream after jumping around for a while. She ran in front of Fang Shen and shouted,"Is there any other way? I can't learn it at all like this!"
"Who asked you to be so stupid…"
Fang Shen didn't have the slightest bit of self-awareness as he looked at Saitama with a disdainful gaze. Then, he counted his fingers and muttered,"Let me think, what kind of abilities can I use to fly…The Death God's spiritual droplets pave the way, but this won't do. I don't even know what the hell 'anger' is. It's not possible either. Magic? It was even worse! Right, the sixth form of Moon Steps! This should work!"
"That's right, Moon Steps!"
Fang Shen clapped his hands and said to Saitama, who was looking at him expectantly,"I have another method to fly. This is relatively simple and should be able to be learned!”
"What method?" Saitama quickly said.
"Watch!"
With a thought, Fang Shen activated the full simulation and demonstrated the Moon Steps to Saitama.
"This is to use the soles of your feet to step on the air at high speed. As long as your speed and strength reach the peak, it will be fine.”Fang Shen said as he landed on the ground.
"Good!" Saitama smiled happily. He felt that it would work this time!
Bang!
Saitama jumped with all her might, leaving two footprints on the ground. She leaped up a hundred meters. Then, she recalled the scene where Fang Qing used Moon Steps carefully. She stepped on the air with both feet, and suddenly, she seemed to want to rise again.
"It'll work!"
Saitama and Fang Shen's eyes lit up at the same time. However, before Fang Shen could smile…
Boom!
A huge sonic boom sounded, and a huge shock wave directly blasted from Saitama's feet to the ground. The ground cracked, gravel flew, and dust flew. A huge hole appeared in the ground.
As for Saitama, her entire body was uncontrollably shot into the sky. In a short while, her figure was nowhere to be seen.
Fang Shen turned his head expressionlessly and walked toward City Z without hesitation.
Forget it, forget about learning how to fly! With this kind of Moon Steps, they might not be able to fight for long before all the people on Earth died!
I'd better go back and drink my black tea quietly!
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