The two of them glared at each other. Brother Chao had wanted to take revenge for so long and had to tear Zhang Pingfan apart. In Brother Chao's heart, this person's level was very strong.
"Tsk, who is shouting in front? Surrender quickly!" Brother Chao was interested.
"Oh, is this a call? I'm an ancient god, an extraordinary emperor! What can you do?"
"Yahehe, Ancient Emperor? I'm the imperial guard with a saber who specializes in beating you up!”
"Cut the crap, take this!" Zhang Pingfan rushed forward. He was not afraid of Brother Chao at all. With Zhang Pingfan's stamina, it was not difficult for him to beat Brother Chao. However, he still had to pretend. He could not let others see it.
"I'm Little Monkey!" Zhang Pingfan shouted loudly and then hung on the lowest cable. Brother Chao was stunned. What was this? Monkey fishing for the moon?
"Tsk, monkey steals peaches!" Brother Chao got into a stance and shook the ropeway. The ropeway shook more and more, but Zhang Pingfan seemed to be frozen and refused to go down. Brother Chao was anxious.
"Get down!" he roared.
Zhang Pingfan shook his head.”
"Are you going down?"
"I won't go down. What can you do?”Zhang Pingfan was as slippery as a monkey.
" I just…" Before Brother Chao could finish his sentence, Zhang Pingfan slid to his feet. Then, he grabbed Brother Chao's leg with one hand and pulled him down completely.
"Wow!" The baby shouted loudly. This was the sound of excitement!
They all knew that they had won! Chichi smiled foolishly. It seemed that she had not followed the wrong person. Bing Bing and Xin Ru looked at each other and smiled. This tacit understanding was not cultivated in a day.
"Brother Chao, you adore Saurui." Zhang Pingfan said casually. As soon as he finished speaking, he dived into the water.
He had no choice. If he didn't jump in, the person who fell into the water would be unbalanced.
"Red Team wins! The first episode of running man has been completed!" Director Lu Hao shouted through a loudspeaker.
The surrounding staff gave the ten players towels and other things. Among them, only Zhang Pingfan did not have an agent. It was not that he did not want to have one, but he had not met a suitable one.
However, Bingbing's manager was busy today, so Zhang Pingfan acted as her manager.
He walked up to Bing Bing and asked,"Is it fun?"”
"It's alright, but why are you working so hard?”Bing Bing asked.
Zhang Pingfan complained in his heart. Isn't it all because of this shameless System? It insisted that I become the king of variety shows, or else it would make me lose my memories and even turn back time…Then wouldn't I be unable to be with you?
He really wanted to say it…but he couldn't, so he could only say,""Sigh, personal reasons. He takes everything very seriously.”He shook his head and sighed. This posture of posturing showed that he was very cool!
The desolation in his expression, the destruction of his body, and the cleansing of his soul were all vividly displayed by him!
Suddenly, Bing Bing frowned. Then, she held her stomach with one hand and said to Zhang Pingfan,"I'll go back to the car to rest for a while. You go find the director.”
"Huh? " Oh, oh…" Zhang Pingfan was a little puzzled. What happened to Bingbing? Wasn't everything fine just now? Looking at Bingbing's beautiful figure, the corners of his mouth curled up into a smile. Even her back view was so beautiful!
"Ding! [Mission: Buy a Paladin for Little Ice and personally deliver it to her. Mission reward: 20,000 points.] [Mission Failure: Host's penis will be shortened by one centimeter.]”
Aiya, f * ck! Damn you, is this how you play? Why…Why did he suddenly get tired of this mission? It's only the 23rd today. Isn't Bing Bing the 25th of every month…He checked the calendar and it was true. However, this wretched system was too disgusting. I rarely buy anything even though I'm wearing such a big pair of underpants, and you want me to buy a Paladin? Are you joking with me?
Your d * ck is a centimeter shorter than mine, but I'm not even a centimeter shorter even if I'm full of vitality. Uh, that's not right…Anyway, I definitely won't dare to do this to you. Otherwise, you'll have to pay me more!
The more Zhang Pingfan thought about it, the angrier he became. How could there be such a system? If it said that it was one centimeter shorter, then it was really shorter…Who knew that this damn system had medicine that could make wood grow?
I feel wronged. I feel so f * cking wronged.
"Ding! Due to the host's request, if the mission fails, it will be shortened by two centimeters.”
"Your grandpa!" Zhang Pingfan actually cursed out loud. This frightened the people around him and they all turned to look at him.
Zhang Pingfan smiled embarrassedly and said,""I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I had a dream, I had a dream.”
Looking back, he had really embarrassed himself this time!
Sigh…one day, I'll make a system like you turn into a woman and appear in front of me. Then, I'll plug you in and sell you!
"Ordinary!" Lu Hao walked over from afar and called out to him.
"Yo, Director Lu." Zhang Pingfan looked at him and said with a smile.
"Hehe, are you free tonight? A friend asked me to treat you to a meal to talk about something.”Lu Hao went straight to the point.
Zhang Pingfan was stunned. He didn't ask anyone and said,""Yes, where? Just give me the address."
"Hehe, alright then. I'll send the address and time to your phone later. By the way, pay for this episode will be transferred to your card tonight.”Lu Hao said happily. Zhang Pingfan was still very sensible. He didn't act like a big shot and was easy to talk to. He had to take care of him in the future. Lu Hao thought to himself as he walked back.
Aiya, I almost forgot that I still have to buy a Paladin. Women were troublesome…
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