Wang Zijun quickly went over to pull her back and said,"Haha, is Brother Gui's joke funny? Aiyo, did you get bitten by a mosquito? Let me help you disinfect it. I heard that saliva has anti-inflammatory effects. Do you want me to help you apply it?”
"Not funny, not funny at all. Humph! No, no, I don't want you to bully me!”Xiangxiang Beila said shyly.
After a while, Wang Zijun said seriously,"Sigh! There's something I haven't figured out yet. Help me analyze it.”
"What is it?" Xiangxiang Beila was once again led into a trap.
"In our hometown, there was a couple who had just gotten married. The bride walked out of the bridal chamber in pain the next morning. She supported herself against the wall with one hand and covered her lower body with the other. What a liar! Before marriage, she said that she had more than twenty years of rich savings. I thought it was money. Damn it!'Xiang 'er, I've been thinking about this for a long time, but I still can't figure it out. What did the groom lie to the bride?”
"Eh? This was so strange! I don't understand either. If it's not money, then what is it?”Xiangxiang Beila racked her brains.
"Haha, I asked the bride later. Guess what she said?”
"Quick, tell me, what did the bride say?”
"The bride told me to find a girl and sleep with her for a night. Xiangxiang, why don't you find some time to accompany me for a night and let us study it together to find the answer?”
After Wang Zijun finished speaking, he grabbed Xiangxiang Beila's perky buttocks.
"Aiyo, you're really the worst little rascal in the world. Sob, sob, sob.”
This time, Xiangxiang Beila really started crying.
When Wang Zijun saw this, he quickly hugged her and coaxed her,"Be good, my sweet sweet, sweet, sweet. Brother Zijun swears that he won't bully you again. Please don't cry. My heart will break if you continue to cry. If you feel upset, you can hit me or pinch me. I won't complain. Stop crying, okay?”
"You said it yourself." After saying that, she pinched and pinched Wang Zijun. After venting her anger, she said,"By the way, Brother Gui Zijun, since you're not a eunuch, why are you in the palace as a eunuch?”
"F * ck, I can't possibly say that I transmigrated, right? And it's to pick up girls."
"Cough cough, this is a secret between me and the emperor. It's not that I don't want to tell you. The Emperor said that if I divulged even half a word, he would execute me by a thousand cuts and exterminate my entire family. Xiang 'er, you can't just watch your future husband die like this, right?”Wang Zijun looked pitiful.
"Oh? Was it arranged by the little Emperor? Could it be that you guys have some earth-shattering matter to do? Forget it, I don't want to know about your men's secrets.”
Wang Zijun heaved a sigh of relief. This is a problem. Now that I have stolen Old Dog Ao's daughter's heart, how can I kill her in the future? I have my principles. He is my future father-in-law. Forget it, forget it. We'll talk about it later. He had to find an opportunity to get his daughter pregnant first. Hehe, let's see how you'll feel when the time comes.”
"What are you laughing at? Why do I feel like you're up to something?”Xiangxiang Beila cursed.
"No, no, no. I swear to the heavens that I'm thinking about how I can be with my beloved Xiang 'er forever.”
"Hehe, that's more like it. Alright, it's getting late. I have to go back so that Daddy won't nag me. I'll come and see you again when I'm free!" After Xiangxiang Beila finished speaking, she skipped away.
"Damn it, Ao Bai's daughter is really a hot pepper. However, this kind of woman dares to love and hate. She's like a Chongqing girl. She's hot enough, direct enough, and exciting enough. Yay yay yay!"
The System suddenly said,[Capturing a girl's heart with your own charm. Special reward: a healing skill.]”
"Can't you change it to something else?"
[No choice?]
Wang Zijun: " F * ck, it's better than nothing. In the future, I'll inevitably catch a cold, have a strain on my waist muscles, have low sperm count, be weak and unable to lift, be strong but not firm, be firm but not firm, be firm but not firm, and be firm but not firm for a long time. It's not bad to have a healing technique for gun damage. I'm no longer afraid of kidney deficiency and kidney deficiency.”
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