Talking to himself in the air would definitely be treated as a lunatic.
Just as this thought appeared in his mind, Ling Yun heard his thoughts appear in the live broadcast system in the form of voice.
It turned out that he did not need to say it out loud. He could let the audience hear what he wanted to say.
"Brother Time Travel, do you think you're still normal?”
"That's right. He's not a normal person to begin with.”
Since they could communicate like this, Ling Yun didn't stay silent anymore.
"Brothers, I know that you want to woo Lin Wanyu, but there has to be a gradual process. If I kiss her on the first time I see her, wouldn't that be too immoral and have no bottom line?”At this moment, Ling Yun felt that his image in the eyes of his fans was definitely extremely high and mighty.
"Spit…"
"Brother Time Travel, you're too disgusting, moralist.”
"You're too good at pretending."
"I'm not going to talk nonsense with you, transmigrator bro. If you dare to kiss Lin Wanyu, I'll give you a plane.”A fan commented.
" Plane?" Ling Yun's eyes lit up, but he still said tactfully," I don't think that's a good idea.”
"Two."
Ling Yun hesitated for a moment." I'll think about it.”
"Do you dare to take three or five planes?”
"Brother, if you dare to kiss me, I'll kill you with fishballs.”
"I'll do it too."
"Me too."
"Alright, deal." Ling Yun thought about the five airplanes, which meant 0.005 attribute points. Together with the fish balls, he could probably gather 0.01 attribute points. He couldn't refuse.
Seeing that Brother Time Travel had actually compromised under Airplane and Fish Ball's enticement, many of the audience members started to curse.
"Brother Time Travel, where is your integrity? Have you eaten it all? Didn't you just say that you have a bottom line?”
These guys insisted on kissing him when he didn't agree. Now, they were asking about his bottom line. They were simply too shameless. Ling Yun didn't say anything else." Which is more important, the bottom line or the attribute points? Alright, hurry up and prepare the plane and fish balls."”
"Brother Time Travel, your shameless appearance is very similar to my style back then.”
"I suddenly feel like you have no morals. You look like my Prince Charming. Brother Time Travel, do you like men?”
"Hurry up and kiss me. I've already topped up the money.”
Only then did Ling Yun look at Lin Wanyu. She was standing with her hands facing the sky, extremely excited.
"Haha, this big go-kart is so fun.”
"This is a tractor. Can you not say it's a go-kart?”Lu Zhanbo was speechless.
"I think it's a go-kart." Lin Wanyu looked at Ling Yun, her long eyelashes fluttering." Can you tell me that this is a go-kart?"”
Lin Wanyu hugged Ling Yun's arm and threw him a flirtatious look.
Ling Yun finally understood how Brother Benz felt.
When a youthful beauty winked at you and spoke to you in a soft language, would you say no?
Ling Yun started to lie through his teeth." This is a go-kart, not a tractor. You're mistaken.”
"This is really a go-kart." Lu Zhanbo started to doubt his own judgment after hearing Ling Yun's confident words." Could it be that I've been overseas for too long? I can't even differentiate between a tractor and a go-kart.”
Ling Yun almost burst out laughing, but he still suppressed it.
"Right? I told you it was a go-kart.”Lin Wanyu was very satisfied with the answer.
Ling Yun smiled." Beauty, I've known you for so long, but I still don't know your name.”
"I'm Lin Wanyu. What about you?"
"My name is Ling Yun." Ling Yun sniffed the fragrance coming from Lin Wanyu's body and began to consider how he should kiss her.
At this moment, a BMW whizzed past from behind.
"What kind of car is it? Why is it running so fast?" Lu Zhanbo looked ahead curiously.
"BMW, BMW!" Lin Wanyu shouted at the BMW in front," Hey, why are you driving so fast? You're so impressive."”
The old man who drove the tractor was also dissatisfied." That's right. He's rushing to reincarnate."”
Lin Wanyu clenched her fists and shouted at Brother Benz, who was pulling the tow truck in front," Chase after him, chase after him.”
The drunk Brother Benz had a personality. When he heard Lin Wanyu's voice, he also said," I like your temper. Go after her."”
Ling Yun's eyes lit up. He remembered that it was time for the BMW, Mercedes, and tractor to race.
She moved closer to Lin Wanyu and whispered," Wanyu, come closer. I'll tell you a secret."”
"Secret?" Lin Wanyu came over curiously.
At this moment, the Mercedes-Benz suddenly accelerated.
Lin Wanyu lost her balance as she leaned backward. Due to inertia, she fell towards Ling Yun.
Lin Wanyu, I didn't do this on purpose. If you want to blame someone, blame those guys watching the live broadcast. Their thoughts are too dirty.
Ling Yun cleared his name in his heart and kissed her happily.
"Bam."
Lin Wanyu's body froze. She widened her eyes in disbelief as she looked at Ling Yun kissing her. There was only one thought in her mind. My first time.
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