Sun Wukong hurriedly let go and asked in confusion,""Master, why do you have the Jingu Staff? Is this your weapon?”
"Uh, can we not talk about this topic? It's taboo to say too much." Xie Yunfei said angrily. He pressed Wu Kong's head with one hand and rubbed her hair hard.
Wukong had just let go of her hand when she heard this and asked,""Yes, my Jingu Staff is still the most powerful!”
"Yes, you smashed the demon with the Jingu Staff, and the demon said goodbye after you threw it over.”Xie Yunfei narrowed his eyes. The monkey's Jingu Staff was really not for show. Ordinary people would not be able to use it even if they wanted to.
Wu Kong foolishly touched his own Jingu Staff. Xie Yunfei also looked at it and thought to himself that it would be nice if he could touch his master's.
"Master, your eyes are so scary, just like a wolf.”Wukong held the Jingu Staff nervously. He was really frightened by Tang Sanzang's eyes, which were so green that they were almost glowing.
"Cough cough, don't describe me like that. You make me sound like a beast.”Xie Yunfei concealed his ugly appearance and said.
"Oh, this seems a little more decent.”Wukong put away her Jingu Staff and said casually.
Xie Yunfei coughed even harder to hide his embarrassment. He said,"Alright, stop staring at me. I'm not a monkey.”
"But I'm a monkey. Bald monk, is this considered scolding?”Wukong's expression changed slightly as he stared at Xie Yunfei angrily.
Xie Yunfei was stunned. How could he explain this? He scratched his head and said,"What I meant was that when Master stared at you just now, didn't you say that it was scary? Aren't you a monkey? I'm just using an analogy.”
"Understood." Wu Kong rubbed her head and rolled her eyes. She left Xie Yunfei's arms reluctantly.
Xie Yunfei heaved a sigh of relief. Sun Wukong finally stopped focusing on his second brother, which made Xie Yunfei relieved. From this point alone, it could be seen that Sun Wukong liked to wave the Jingu Staff. So this was the reason.
He thought about how he could easily break the two strips and cripple them if he was not careful. At that time, not only would he become a monk, but he might also become a eunuch.
If it really came to that, what was the use of being handsome? It was completely useless! The scariest thing was that the little brother didn't even have the chance to come into contact with his right thumb girl.
Tang Sanzang wiped away the cold sweat on his forehead and felt a cold wind blowing in his crotch. It was still a little painful from being pinched by Wukong. He was a little worried and wanted to open it to take a look, afraid that Monkey would be suspicious. When he looked up, he saw Wukong squinting his eyes and staring at his crotch.
Tang Sanzang loosened his grip and asked nervously,""Wukong, didn't you say you understood? Why are you still staring at my crotch?”
" Hmm…" Wukong was a little shy. She hesitated for a while before finally saying," It's like this, Master. I'm thinking about it now. I was pointing at you and saying such vicious words just now. It was really wrong." In the future, I will definitely follow master and protect you when you go to the western paradise to seek the true scripture. I will let you complete what you want in your heart, but…"
"But what? Just say it. I'll definitely agree to anything that I can do.”Xie Yunfei waved his sleeves, looking extremely bold.
Wu Kong was overjoyed. His eyes lit up as he pulled Xie Yunfei's hand and asked,""Master didn't lie to me?"
For some reason, Xie Yunfei, who was used to being called bald donkey by the monkey, felt that something bad would happen when the monkey called him master.
Unfortunately, it was just a feeling. Xie Yunfei didn't take it seriously. Because Xie Yunfei didn't care about this, he paid the most serious price.
"Since I said so, I definitely won't lie to you. As long as you are obedient and protect me, I won't mistreat you.”Xie Yunfei thought in his heart. The monkey's temperament was really strange. Just now, it was as hot as fire and wanted to hit him to death with a stick. Now, it was so considerate and obedient. It even acted cute. Xie Yunfei simply couldn't stand it.
However, who was the real monkey? It was really difficult!
Xie Yunfei scratched his head, but now was not the time to pursue these questions. As long as Wukong followed him all the way west, then many things would be easy to handle. After all, with this Demon Emperor level lord, it was almost synonymous with invincibility.
"That's really great!" Xie Yunfei happily said a pretentious line.
Because he was certain, Xie Yunfei didn't think that there was anything that could stump him. He immediately said,"Speak, speak. Don't be embarrassed. I won't deceive you.”
Wukong came to Xie Yunfei's side, bashful like a little girl. Xie Yunfei's heart was itching to see him. He pulled Monkey Lou into his arms and said in an extremely gentle tone,"My dear disciple, as long as you state your conditions, I will definitely satisfy you.”
Wukong heard Tang Sanzang's assurance and immediately said,""Master, I took this robe from you just now. Can you give it to me?”
"I thought it was a big deal. This dress was originally for you. Just take it. As long as you like it, I have no objections.”Xie Yunfei thought for a moment and added.
Wukong was overjoyed and said,"Of course I like it, especially this golden hat. I like it the most."”
Xie Yunfei suddenly broke out in a cold sweat. Oh my god, what kind of taste is this? This divine monk designed the tiger-patterned lace and super pole dance for you, but you don't f * cking practice it properly. You even tore my exquisite lace stockings into pieces, but you like this old-fashioned thing. It's really unbearable.
Although Xie Yunfei had already ridiculed this in his heart, he did not want to provoke Sun Wukong, who had an unpredictable temperament. Moreover, this set of clothes was the masterpiece of Guanyin Bodhisattva. Since Wukong liked it so much, it would save him the trouble of deceiving Monkey King to wear this set of clothes.
It was just that the Golden Hoop Curse was really on his head and could not be taken off. Thinking of this, Xie Yunfei couldn't help but hesitate. Just now, he hated Sun Wukong to the core. He only wanted to obtain this Golden Hoop Curse and completely subdue this monkey.
At that time, if he was told to go east, he would go east, and if he was told to go west, he would go west. However, Xie Yunfei was a little hesitant now. If he really did that, how different would he be from the old-fashioned and old-fashioned original Tang Sanzang? If he couldn't get Sun Wukong's true approval and used an external force to subdue her, it would only hurt the relationship between the two of them.
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