The old woman nodded with satisfaction and handed the clothes to Xie Yun Fei. Then, she whispered the Golden Hoop Incantation into his ear.
Miraculously, every time the old woman chanted a sentence, a corresponding curse would appear on his system interface. When the old woman finished chanting, she saw that there was an additional skill in her attributes, the Golden Hoop Incantation.
"Do you remember?" The old woman asked solemnly. The wrinkles on her face were very close.
Xie Yunfei resisted the urge to vomit and wondered why Bodhisattva had such a hobby. He liked to transform into ugly people to scare Tang Sanzang.
Xie Yunfei complained in his heart, but he said respectfully,"I've already grasped it."
"You remembered it after hearing it once? Why don't you recite it for me?" The old woman did not believe him.
Xie Yunfei was extremely speechless. Why would a useless monk like me lie to you?
However, under the old woman's suspicious eyes, Xie Yunfei, whose fist wasn't as big as others, shamelessly yielded. Then, he looked at the attribute panel and read the incantation. Then, he saw the old woman with a dull look.
"What's wrong with you?" Xie Yunfei asked with concern.
"Impossible! That's impossible!" The old woman seemed to have been struck by a blow and walked towards the side of the road in a daze.
"Hey! What's wrong!" Xie Yunfei scratched his head." Didn't I just read the incantation once? Is there a need for Sister Bodhisattva to be so pale? Oh, no, it's the wrinkles."
Just as Xie Yunfei was confused, he heard the old woman, Nan Nan, say,"Back then, I recited it a hundred times! Why did this kid know it in one try? Could this be what Buddha said? Comparing people is infuriating?”
The next moment, before Xie Yunfei could comfort her, the old woman had already turned into a golden light and disappeared into the sky.
F * ck! So this was the reason why his identity was exposed! Xie Yunfei didn't expect that the invisible cheating would hurt Guanyin's self-esteem. It was really a sin.
I really didn't do it on purpose! Xie Yunfei pinched his clothes, and his mood became better again," I must change a Saint Seiya suit for Monkey later!"”
In less than an hour, Xie Yunfei, who was dozing off on his horse, heard a loud noise. The next moment, he saw a big pit in front of the white horse. A faint green smoke floated out from the pit. His two legs were standing outside the pit, and his two calves were swinging from time to time.
Xie Yunfei jumped down from his horse and walked to the edge of the pit. It was the female monkey lying at the bottom of the pit with her eyes rolled back.
This monkey was completely black, and after a long while, it crawled out from the bottom of the pit. Xie Yun Fei sneered and said,"Is this a plane crash or something? You didn't carry me on your back, so why did you fall from the sky?”
"None of your business." The monkey quibbled, but his eyes were fixed on the clothes in Xie Yunfei's hands. His eyes were shining, and he could not hide his greed.
It turns out that you like this. Such a trashy style, but the monkey actually likes it. Since he likes it, then it's easy. Xie Yunfei deliberately said,"You monkey, didn't you say that you were going to wait for me to be eaten by a beast? Why did you come back?"
"I came back to see if you were dead!" The female monkey was stubborn.
"Are you disappointed that I'm living well?”Xie Yunfei said as he shook his clothes, especially the ugly golden hat.
However, Sun Wukong was very fond of this trick. His sparkling eyes stared at the golden hat in Xie Yunfei's hand. He did not care about Xie Yunfei's teasing and said shamelessly,"Bald monk stick, can you let me wear this shirt and hat?”
"Give it to you? What a joke!" Xie Yunfei pointed at the monkey head and sneered," A guy who keeps saying that he wants to kill me, a disciple who betrayed his benefactor, why do you want me to give you clothes? You f * cking tore the lace stockings I gave you into pieces. Do you know that I stayed up all night to make that lace?! You bastard."
" Master…Master…" Sun Wukong looked at Xie Yunfei's roaring face and suddenly remembered the first time she entered the Three Stars Cave. At that time, she also had a strict and caring master.
However, after so many years, she seemed to have forgotten how long it had been. It was as if her heart, which was filled with hot blood, had died a hundred years ago. She had seen through the four seasons, and only the hatred that filled her chest.
How could I forget?
Master…I seem to have lost a lot, a lot!
Sun Wukong's heart was touched. No matter how bad his attitude was, this stinking monk in front of him who had a mouth like a knife wouldn't really get angry. Even if he made a pair of ugly lace pants, it still took him an entire night.
However, she vented her anger on his head and tore the silk stockings that he had worked hard for the whole night. Thinking of this, Sun Wukong suddenly felt a little guilty.
Wukong lowered her head and stared at the beautiful clothes in her hands. Her eyes were a little wet. Today, she had left her master in the forest and even cursed this guy to be eaten by a tiger. However, not only did her master not blame him, he even prepared a new set of clothes for him.
" Master..." Wukong suddenly rushed in front of Xie Yunfei, scaring him so much that he took a few steps back."What are you doing? Do you want to be rough again? Let me tell you, if you continue to act recklessly, I'm going to scream!”
Wukong jumped into Xie Yunfei's arms and rubbed her head against Xie Yunfei's chest like a quail.
Xie Yunfei was caught off guard by the cuteness of Wukong. He, who always liked to speak ill of others, felt great comfort. Xie Yunfei gently hugged Wukong and said with emotion," Wukong, if you were as obedient as you are now, how could I have the heart to scold you?"”
"Yes, I understand." Wukong said in a muffled voice, but one of his hands touched Xie Yunfei's crotch.
Xie Yunfei was shocked. This monkey did things in an unconventional manner. Why did his hand go there when he was hugging?
"What are you touching?" Xie Yunfei said seriously.
Wukong shyly shook his little head and his waist as he stuttered,""This is my first time hugging someone, so I'm a little nervous, so I want to touch a solid place.”
"But why are you holding on to Master's second brother?”Xie Yunfei was sweating profusely. Monkey's strength was astonishing, and he could easily swing the Thousand-Ton Golden-Hooped Rod. If the strength was just a little bit stronger, he would have become a f * cking eunuch.
Wukong raised his head and frowned.""Why does Master have a Jingu Staff?”
"Do you especially like things like sticks?”Xie Yunfei tried to move Wukong's death hand away, but it didn't move at all. Moreover, Monkey was afraid that Xie Yunfei would move it away, so he subconsciously used a little strength.
"Oh!" Xie Yunfei's body was like a red-skinned shrimp as he hurriedly shouted," Let go…Let go…It's going to break!"”
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