"F * ck, I found a goddess.”
"D * mn, there's actually such a goddess in this poor crew. I'm impressed!"
"Ge Gao. It's fashionable, little sister, kiss!"
"Oh, kiss!"
“....................”
Seeing Liu Mengmeng's fairy-like appearance, many losers who were waiting in front of the TV instantly peed their pants. They were shocked by Liu Mengmeng. It was a gorgeous feeling.
As the saying goes, one is not afraid of not knowing the goods, but one is afraid of comparing goods. Beautiful women still need to be set off! Liu Mengmeng might not be considered the most beautiful among the beautiful Chinese celebrities, but compared to the three men, Liu Mengmeng looked like a fairy.
Many of the losers in front of their computers were shocked by Liu Mengmeng's short appearance. So gorgeous, it's noon. The wolf howled at night, and the plot progressed along with it.
"Hehe,"
Wang Dachui's face was still expressionless in the face of what had happened beyond his imagination. Those who were attentive could see the slight shock in his eyes. However, his reply was really lame. It made people laugh uncontrollably and resonated with many losers.
"This reply is awesome!"
Many viewers were speechless, but there were also many losers who felt their blood boiling." Disdain " was the highest realm of losers. Hehe was the perfect answer to any question.
Putting aside the sense of recognition that the losers had for Wang Dachui, the scene in the video changed again, and the perspective switched to an office. The bearded general manager appeared, dressed in a suit and leather shoes, looking dignified. He casually took the job application report that Xiao Han handed over and said coldly,"What's your major?"
"Is this attitude looking down on me? I really want to tell you out loud. big. Who am I?"
As soon as the voice-over ended, Wang Dachui crossed his arms and looked at the general manager arrogantly. He said proudly,"I'm a first-class scholarship winner from Harvard University's financial management major.”
"Ah! Give big. This grandpa is kneeling!"
Hearing Wang Dachui's words, the general manager was shocked. He opened his big eyes and bowed 90 degrees. His exaggerated acting skills made people spit out food.
"This joke is not bad! Puff!"
Many people were still laughing at this joke, but the plot immediately took a divine turn. The paralyzed Wang Dachui was still sitting there. What happened just now was actually just a fantasy. He said weakly,"But what I'm actually saying is,"
"I'm from Lanxiang Tractor Institute, hand-guided tractor major.”In the video, Wang Dachui spoke without any confidence. His eyes were evasive as he looked at the general manager's expression timidly.
"Humph!"
The general manager, who judged people by their appearance, snorted disdainfully. Wang Dachui said in a voice-over voice,"This gaze seems casual, but it must be hinting at something?”
"Puchi!"
"F * ck, this Wang Dachui is so awesome. Does he even need a hint? Are you looking down on me? You're really the real-life version of Ah Q!" The audience laughed. They were happy to see the silly Wang Dachui act cute.
"This sorrowful orchid finger is simply extraordinary. It must be the clue.”
Wang Dachui's eyes flashed, and the scene kept switching between him and the general manager at an extremely fast speed. This method was a classic suspense scene in movies, but it made people want to laugh when it was used here.
Wang Dachui also pinched his chin and frowned as he analyzed the situation like Holmes. However, what made people speechless was that his face did not have the shrewdness of Holmes at all. Instead, he had the aura of a loser that could not be blocked.
"This combination is perfect!" Many people were shocked and almost praised him. This scene was very strange, but it was very funny, especially this kind of chaotic feeling.
At this moment, in the scene. A few pieces of paper appeared. Wang Dachui looked at them and said,"Fortunately, I'm meticulous. How can I sweep the world if I don't sweep a room?”
Wang Dachui suddenly realized that the general manager wanted to test him like this, but how could this trick fool his clever mind?
"This is the test of the details of the employees.”
Following that, in the image. There were scenes of Wang Dachui sweeping the floor with a broom, and the general manager was constantly waiting for his praise. There were also scenes of him wiping the general manager's Mediterranean sea with a rag. It was very exaggerated.
"Wang Dachui is so funny!"
"He should apply for a mental hospital!"
This kind of job application had really made many people laugh. He was a self-proclaimed smart loser. Son, don't be too happy at the job hunting scene.
The audience was still laughing. The most classic moment of the next episode of Wanwan had arrived. "It won't be long before I get promoted and get a raise. I'll become a general manager, become a CEO, marry a fair, rich, and beautiful woman, and walk to the top of my life." Feng was a little excited just thinking about it!”
The voice-over said this classic line, and photoshopped images kept appearing on the screen. A photo with China's richest man, Jack Ma, a wedding photo with a stunning beauty, and the wind standing in front of the financial building in a suit. The provocative photo, coupled with Wang Dachui's voice-over, instantly blinded the loser's 24K titanium dog eyes.
"F * ck. There has to be a limit to what you can do!"
"Even Jack Ma came out. I'll give him full marks!”
"How funny, why didn't I think of that!”
" Fighter among losers, Wang Dachui, I love you!"
In this era where web videos were still in the wilderness, this line and scene could be said to be like thunder out of thin air, instantly shocking everyone.
It was too funny and too classic. Those who had not been bombarded by such information were simply shocked by this line and wanted to worship it.
The scene continued. After Wang Dachui finished his line, he was puzzled. He looked at the general manager and said,"But why hasn't he shown his love for me yet? Is there another reason?”
The 'smart' Wang Dachui began to look for clues again. After a while, he noticed that the general manager's nose hair was very thick. He subconsciously swallowed and said with difficulty,"Don't tell me you want me to help him cut his nose hair! This is too disgusting!"
As expected, Wang Dachui still chose to yield. He bent his knees and held the nose hair clip, his face filled with a wicked smile."Come, manager, relax. This nose hair is very naughty.”
But unexpectedly, the scene was reversed. Wang Dachui pretended to think and said,"No, that can't be it. Perhaps this is a symbol of his noble status.”
"F * ck, what's so noble about nose hair!”
The losers in front of the computer were speechless at Wang Dachui's godly reaction, but they were very happy. This was the first time they had seen such a novel short drama. Everything was so fresh and funny.
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