The new year had just passed. Lin Feng was sunbathing in his courtyard and taking a few sips of the rare Da Hong Pao he had picked from Wuyi Mountain. This guy was particularly unscrupulous. He transformed into Ultraman in the middle of the night and went to Wuyi Mountain to pick wild Da Hong Pao. He also planted some other types of tea trees, preparing to pick them again when he returned to China.
Since he was a giant of light, it wouldn't take long for him to make a round trip from Japan. He could also save a lot of money on buying tea leaves. It was simply too good.
Who said Ultraman had to fight monsters? Couldn't he develop the economy? Spider-Man was so miserable. He was a hero every day, but he was miserable every day. His grandmother was being asked to pay her debts. Not only did she rent a house, but she was also being chased by the landlord. She didn't even have time to spend with her girlfriend…No matter how he looked at it, it was a tragedy.
Lin Feng admired people like Spiderman from the bottom of his heart, but if he wanted to be someone like that…Sorry, I'm busy making money and don't have time to be a hero.
"Little Li Hua, you're blocking the sunlight.”Lin Feng whispered to the little girl who was walking around him. The little girl was thirteen years old and very sensible. She was the child of a certain auntie who refused to give up. This auntie sent the child over to save the country through a roundabout way. Lin Feng didn't chase Little Li Hua away since she was sensible.
"Brother Feng, are monsters fun?”Little Li Hua rolled her cute big eyes and held Lin Feng's hand. Almost all the children in the village grew up under Lin Feng's watch. Those of the same generation as him called him uncle, and the rest were naturally juniors.
"It's not fun at all." Lin Feng said seriously. Which scammer said that monsters were fun to play with? Come out and watch. I won't kill him.
"Really?" Little Li Hua obviously did not believe him. She took out a newspaper and pointed at the cute monster image on it. "But the newspaper says that monsters are rare species and are part of the earth. Humans should coexist peacefully with them.”
Peaceful co-existence. Then, wouldn't my Ultraman have no value in existence? How could I be a hero and save the damsel in distress in the future?
After becoming Ultraman, Lin Feng realized that the heroes in TV dramas and novels were all nonsense. He had transformed into Diaz several times and saved many people, but not many beautiful women. It wasn't every day that a beautiful woman was tricked into going to see a monster.
"Little Li Hua, that's nonsense. It can't withstand the test and can't be trusted.”Lin Feng found it strange. There were still people in this world who thought that monsters were cute and adorable. It was simply unreasonable. Such a guy should be captured and sent to the Arctic to dig coal mines.
"Brother Feng, really?" Little Li Hua was a little suspicious, her eyes as clear as water. Lin Feng subconsciously averted his gaze. When he met the little girl's gaze, he felt that he was really too evil.
"Of course. When has Brother Feng ever lied to anyone?”Lin Feng had always been an honest and reliable businessman.
Du Zhong was speechless when he heard this. Third Uncle was scamming people again. Moreover, he was scamming a little girl. It was simply unreasonable.
Lin Feng told the little girl about the story he had to tell Monster. From many aspects and angles, he proved that the description in the newspaper was false. Monster was extremely evil, cruel, and not cute at all. He also talked about how he protected the Japanese elderly, children, and women when the monsters appeared. All in all, Lin Feng's image in the story was glorious, upright, and majestic.
Just as he was about to explain how glorious, upright, and majestic he was, his phone rang. Lin Feng took out his phone and looked at the number on the screen.
It was Little Yaoyue. Something urgent? Didn't Little Yaoyue return to her hometown at this time?
"Little Li Hua, go play to the side. Brother Feng, answer the phone."
"Brother Feng, you're so scary. I saw aliens. They took Daddy away." Little Yaoyue cried.
Lin Feng's face stiffened. "Where are you now? Don't panic, hide well."
Lin Feng hung up and found an excuse to leave. He turned into a stream of light and disappeared into the horizon.
F * cking aliens. It's rare for me to relax. It's easy!
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