"You dumb grasshopper mutant, could it be that these three idiots are still in Golden Ao Mountain?
You three-headed fool, your IQ is lower than a mosquito that bites. Mosquitoes know that there are three types of blood in a human body, which blood vessels are better to suck.”
"Yes, yes, yes, Little Grasshopper knows.”Those three hedgehog heads were like three rattle-drums, swaying back and forth in a comical manner.
The swan-men did not know whether to laugh or cry. " Mosquitoes do know a person's blood type," someone whispered." Mosquitoes like blood type OOB the most."”
A master of ceremonies carried over a few paper flying saucers and eggplants. Of course, they were much smaller than the real ones. There were silver-gray ones, milky-white ones, golden ones, and fiery red ones. There was also a golden pagoda and a golden egg-shaped temple.
Accompanying it were a few egg-shaped houses that looked like fortresses.
Rabbit-like bio-computers, mouse-like bio-phones, and money from the Swan God Realm. There were hundreds of millions of them. A snakehead emcee lit a fire, and the fire danced like stars in the snake's eyes.
General Ghosthead Cutting Vegetables's Little Mi and Think Tank First-grade Flower came from the Crape Myrtle constellation. It looked very much like a small-mouthed moth on seaweed. It had a purple head, blue upper body, yellow lower body, and black bird wings. It was a beautiful girl. The general loved it as if it were his own eyes.
Seaweed E floated down from the moon, but her head was facing down, and her two delicate and bright legs were facing up. Her miniskirt was moon-style, and the gray pleats were fragrant, covering her mysterious daydream.
The purple head approached the ear of the general's head and said coquettishly,""My beloved general, someone sent me to tell you that they found some idiots from Earth in the Five Elements Eight Trigrams Formation. They are female meat.”
The general said," You female creatures are always slandering and jealous of each other. You won't forgive them even if they're from different planets.”
"Yes, my dear, we have our weaknesses. These female soldiers were very aggressive. They rode all kinds of monsters from Earth and attacked the fire array. Our army's pheasant and quail generals had already been injured by the Yin submachine guns.
"Also, we found many mosquitoes around the mountain palace. They don't look like blood-sucking mosquitoes. They buzzed into our mecha, flying saucers, ammunition depots, and even flew into your mountain palace command center. Outside the Moon Ocean Palace of the toad, a swarm of flies was found.”
Pheasant, because he looked like a chicken man from Planet N in Eridanus, the swanmen called him Pheasant, and General Ghost Head called him to guard the Flame Array.
He was covered in brocade fur and looked like a ball of five-colored flames. He held a T-particle handgun that could shoot at both ends and fired at the Earthlings who were charging at him.
However, they were all wearing the 'Nine Nether V-Child Invisible Shield', but they could not be damaged. The pheasant was furious.
He transformed the particle spear into a three-sided double-edged sword, then waved his hands like a tornado and rode the Flame Foal to charge forward.
He was facing a few female generals on Earth: Asha Shania, who was riding a polar bear, was handsome and skilled. She waved two Yin-Yang steel whips in her hands and shot out blue V-particles. She was unstoppable.
Sometimes, the steel whip would transform into two guns, and they would hit the swan soldiers whenever they saw them. The swan soldiers had fur that could avoid bullets and V-particles, so they could not be injured for a while.
Later, Aya finally found out that the eyes of the swan soldiers were the fatal point. Her Yin Steel Whip Spear was specifically used to attack the eyes of the other party.
The pheasant's Flame Foal trembled in fear when it saw the white bear and couldn't follow the rules normally, causing the pheasant to be defeated repeatedly.
The Quail People came from the Andromeda Galaxy's Pokerstar. From afar, the star looked like a floating poker card. The Swan People called it Pokerstar, like the poker cards that the Earthlings played.
Quail Man used a meteor ball, which he named Earth A. When he waved it in his hand, if he wanted to ignite it, the meteor ball would turn into a ball of fire.
When one thought of water, it was like a huge ball of water. When one thought of ice, it would turn into ice at a temperature of-40 degrees Celsius when it fell on a person's body.
He was injured by Carlyle's submachine gun.
The pheasant faced the second female general, Mulan Zhi. She was valiant and valiant. She brandished the Moxie Sword, and a hawk stood on her shoulder. She stared at her master's opponent's eyes and pecked her opponent's eyes out of surprise.
The pheasant was short-sighted, so he could not see the hawk on Mulan Zhi's shoulder. He waved his three blades to deal with the Moye Sword. He saw the sword light and sword shadow in front of him. Unexpectedly, a fierce eagle jumped from the side and pecked out his right eyeball.
The other was Asmerda. She was the Flower Sword King, and her swordsmanship was superb. The pheasant couldn't withstand it and was defeated.
When General Ghosthead heard that the female generals from Earth were joining hands to fight against the flaming formation, he couldn't help but feel a knot in his heart. Even though his expression was calm and composed, that knot made him panic for a moment, making him feel that he had to go out personally.
As soon as he thought of this, his crocodile stood in the air. He jumped on it and caught the pair of silver chopsticks that fell from the moon with both hands. He chanted in his hands," Big-big-big," the chopsticks suddenly emitted a silver glow.
He turned red with his will and slowly thickened it, turning it into two rare large bangs. He waved his hands and General Ghost Head roared,"Ghost Head Army, follow me."
All the green-faced, sharp-toothed, and skull-headed Ghost Head Army gathered behind him. He stretched out his hand and pointed forward, and a super illusory celestial river with surging waves appeared in front of him. He urged the crocodile to follow the blade forest and sword cluster that automatically dodged.
Here, the governor led everyone to burn the joss paper in a hurry. Hearing the cries of the children on Earth, he was a little annoyed and regretted listening to Hua 'er's pillow wind.
The offerings to the gods had always been cooked food, but this time, it was actually a living person. He imagined that he would definitely suffer the wrath of heaven. It was too late to think about it, but in the blink of an eye, he suddenly saw a group of wolves, tigers, and leopards that he did not know fall from the sky and attack the sacrificial site.
Yi Mengmeng and Hua 'er joined forces to fight against the two black wolves, but they were bitten by them and thrown far away into the moon.
She landed at the foot of the crater and got up. She flapped her heavy wings to make the foil fly away before attacking again. It was difficult to resist the wolf's counterattack.
Yi Mengmeng used her double-headed bewitching spear and stabbed the wolves 'bellies, but it could not kill the two wolves. It did not seem to be skin, but a special ability that was as soft as cotton and as hard as iron. It was a metal substance that the Governor did not understand.
Moreover, the moment it landed, these children entered its " stomach."
This was a living creature and a high-speed flying spaceship. It was something that the swan people could not compare to.
In order to understand this scientific principle, they had once captured the Z-Planet people, resulting in a devastating blow. They had also become enemies with the Z-Planet people.
When the Governor thought of this, he couldn't help but look into the distance."There are also lecherous soldiers on Planet Z. Could they have kidnapped the two of them to give birth?”
He saw them wiping their tears from afar and thought,"Women are just cowards. No matter how heroic and fearless they are, like Yi Mengmeng and Hua 'er, they cry when they fall.”
And the delicious human flesh he wanted to eat was stolen. "Come here quickly!" he called out to the guard, Lai Cheng.”Lai Cheng immediately came over with the golden saber in his hand.
"Why didn't you kill these Earth creatures just now? We let them escape in vain?"
" Governor, that wasn't a real living creature. That was a living spaceship modified by the Z-Planet people. My golden saber is useless. I've slashed at it in the Five Elements Eight Trigrams Formation, but it's a pity that this kind of animal wasn't hurt at all. You know that too.
Moreover, when the wolves and tigers came, I was discussing with Sister Yi how to deal with the Earthlings.”
"In that case, the two of them will only delay things and hinder them.”
"Yes, Governor. Why don't we deal with them? At first glance, he did not look like a soldier who had surrendered.
Moreover, one night, I saw them sneaking out of a mountain. What were they doing? Why was he so flustered? If you don't do anything wrong, what will happen?"
"A few days ago, you told me that I didn't believe you. Now, I believe you. I'll officially arrange for you to keep an eye on them.”
However, the Overlord Long Corps was restless at this time. A communicator came over to report the enemy's situation.
"General Ghosthead's command center exploded. According to what the people who escaped from the command center saw and heard, these mosquitoes were actually miniature missiles. They spread out when they flew and gathered together when they were about to explode.
The messenger said that the flies found in the Toad Lunar Sea were probably in the same situation.”
At this moment, the large group of Overlord Long started to stir again. The fake Nancy waved at them to calm them down.
However, these clones and robots that had their heads raised and their tails raised suddenly lost control and ran all over the place.
The guards led the governor into the car and into the golden egg-like moving palace. They sent an electronic signal to summon eighteen guards to guard the six corners of the car.
The sacrificial ground was in chaos. The Overlord Dragons, who had lost their remote control, charged around the sacrificial ground. The sacrificial whale was trampled into fish sauce.
The dead jackals, tigers, and leopards were also ravaged. Priest Dewell and the emcee, Mr. Bird Head, said, One of them had his leg broken by the Overlord Long, and the other fell down in a panic and was stepped on the forehead by the Overlord Long, dying on the spot.
In the end, a chaotic battle broke out. The Overlord Long charged at the headless army. The army was in chaos. The headless soldiers waved their long-handled axes and slashed wildly.
There were corpses and legs of Overlord Long everywhere. The golden trumpet shouted," Stop beating yourselves up. You mobs have fallen into the Earthlings 'trap. Their electronic mosquitoes flew into the toad Moon Ocean Palace and took control of the remote control center."
The golden trumpet said," Everyone, don't panic. Don't be anxious. Our 'Mosquito Hunting Bees' have already been released. There are thousands of them in groups, much more than their mosquitoes. They can't escape the disaster. You Overlord Dragons, calm down immediately and listen to our remote instructions."”
In this Long group, there was a mighty Long who was brave and good at fighting. That was the Overlord Long who used to be an Earthling.
The computer in his head suddenly flashed with a strange light, and then he was free to act according to his own thoughts.
His first thought was to awaken these people who had been controlled, wronged, and enslaved, and drive them to the greedy bureaucrats and governors.
The governor entered the Golden Egg Palace under the protection of the guards.
The golden trumpet announcer was dispatching the headless army to form up and prepare to reinforce the mountain palace. From the current situation, the mountain palace was surrounded by enemies on all sides. The command center had been blown up, and General Ghosthead had nowhere to return.
But the golden trumpet seemed to be puzzled. Up until now, although they had been attacked in many places and had injured nearly ten thousand soldiers, only a few people had died. The Earth's peacekeepers seemed to have no intention of destroying them, only giving them a stern warning.
At this moment, the Overlord rushed into the studio and bit the Golden Horn announcer's neck. He sucked her soul into his own after she died.
At that time, a philosophy believed that after a person died, their soul could be absorbed by others to strengthen their own yang qi and soul.
The Overlord took the microphone and broadcasted to the sacrificial ground,""Fellow soldiers, the Earth soldiers have already occupied a few of our bases. Why don't we surrender as soon as possible? The Earth soldiers will accept us and give us leniency.”
"How do you know?" someone asked loudly. You traitor!"
At this moment, the door was kicked open. It was the headless Major Xing Tian. His eyes were emitting a blue light of anger as he swung his long-handled axe at Overlord Long's head.
The Overlord dodged it agilely. He jumped up and turned around quickly. His tail whipped Xing Tian's eyes like an iron whip, dazzling him. Xing Tian swung his axe again, but he could no longer see his target.
Overlord Long once again flew up to the top of the temple, biting a lampshade in his mouth and stopping in the air.
The fake Nancy barged in from behind and scolded Xing Tian,"You headless monster, you killed my husband indiscriminately.”
As he spoke, he pointed the Seven Star Spear at Xing Tianqian's chest and fired the Yin Yang Five Elements at him.
Xing Tian had the special ability to avoid the Yin Yang Five-Element. Therefore, the T-particles in the fake Nancy's gun barrel did not damage his vitality. Suddenly, an owl flew in from outside the door and pounced at Major Xing Tian's eyes with a squeak. The major threw off the long-handled axe and covered his eyes with both hands.
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