Moon War
36 Battle of wits 3

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After a while, a star-like woman with inverted tentacles on her head, a golden face, red eyes, and cicada wings came over with a smile and said," Sister, come with me.”

It turned out that after the governor put her down and landed, he suddenly turned invisible and disappeared. Nancy stood there in a daze and saw this woman coming.

Other than the fact that she would jump a few feet off the ground and her legs were long and small, she was almost no different from an Earthling.

"I'm also a close friend of the governor. My name is Yi Mengmeng.”

At this moment, the imperial golden saber Lai Cheng came out from a door on the right and said,""What's wrong with you today? Why are you so happy to see an Earth creature? Forget the commandment the Governor once gave you: You're not allowed to talk when you see him off.

In order to punish you, I'm going to cut off your finger now.”

Lai Cheng's appearance was that he had nine horns on his big head and sunglasses. No matter if it was ice, snow, or a storm, he would always show his arms. His skin was like crocodile skin.

He came from the third planet in the Cygnus constellation, the Blue Ice Planet. It was a planet far away from the sun-like star and only had cold winters.

Therefore, after Lai Cheng arrived on the moon, he had been feeling very hot. The governor placed his hand on his head and raised his body temperature a few times before he could barely adapt to life on the moon.

From his belly button down to his toes, he was covered in black hair. Yi Mengmeng hated him, but Nancy felt that this guy was thick-headed and could be used.

Nancy said," Big brother, please spare my sister this time. I'll put in a good word for you in front of the governor and help you.”

" Oh my, I said that the Governor's father didn't misjudge you. You're indeed right. You're lucky this time, Grasshopper. But I'll remember this finger for now. Next time, I'll chop it off for you."”

After Nine-horned Lai Cheng left, Yi Mengmeng wailed. She said that Lai Cheng was so bad that he had sores and pus. She had been raped by him many times and could not meet him alone in this maze. If she met him, she would not be able to escape.

Yi Mengmeng wanted to talk about how she had defected to the Earth's peace-keeping force with Hua 'er and returned only because of a special mission. She wanted to swallow her frustration for the time being.

However, there were invisible cameras in the corridor, and her thoughts were being monitored from a distance. She could only hint with her eyes and words.

"Are there white cows on Earth?”As she spoke, she raised the little hand on her long arm to the highest limit. On their planet, this action was equivalent to a thumbs up from Earthlings.

How smart was Nancy? She immediately analyzed that it had something to do with the person she loved. She said,"Yes, the white bull has a big belly that can hold rivers and seas.”

She pointed at her own belly that was gradually expanding. But just now, Yi Mengmeng had thought that it was the Governor's doing. Yi Mengmeng observed Nancy's actions and her reaction speed carefully. She felt that there was a deeper meaning behind " the white cow has a big belly ".

Yi Mengmeng knew that she was a captured Earthling. At that time, she and the other two were wearing the same military uniform. The one with epaulets and four pockets might be a commander.

However, no one knew how high her official rank was at that time. At that time, some people guessed that this female creature might be the "Little Bean" who held confidential information. Secretary).

In that case," can hold rivers and seas " was clearly hinting that " Commander Bai is broad-minded ".

Yi Mengmeng had seen a handsome commander from Earth before. This person's surname was Bai and he was about the same age as her. They were a good match.

So she asked again,"Congratulations, how long have you been pregnant?"”

Out of wit and consideration, Nancy said,""Just pregnant, the noble seed sown by the Governor.”

Yi Mengmeng was confused again. Could it be that the governor was quickly replicating and giving birth again?

Yi Mengmeng led Nancy into a half-erected golden egg-shaped house.

There was no light, and the golden walls were shining like stars, but Nancy felt pain and pain. There was a round two-person bed inside, and on one side of the bed was a round table. On it were two packets of red candles, two packets of sandalwood, red cloth, red paper, and red eggs.

Yi Mengmeng said,"The Governor said," You're an Earthling, so I'll give birth to you according to your Earthling customs.

You're lucky. The governor has many close friends, but very few of them have children. Most of them are because the governor doesn't want them. If he wants them, he can get pregnant after a night's sleep. If he doesn't want them, he can sleep for a year and a half.

He was very easy to use and could do it for a long time.

He refined essence into qi, refined qi into spirit, and refined spirit into nothingness. If you were an Earthling, he would do it in the way Earthlings did-the so-called missionary posture.

Since she was a poker player, he would do it the way a poker player did. I'm from Sirius, so I'll do it in the ***** style.

" Stop talking," Nancy interrupted her when she saw that she was speaking in a crude and vulgar manner." According to Earth time, it's still early for me to give birth. Get the governor here. I want to question him."”

A photon cell phone appeared in Yi Mengmeng's palm in the shape of a small mouse. She silently recited a few numbers, and the governor's voice came out of the phone. What was it?

Yi Mengmeng said," Sister wants you to come back. She wants to give birth according to Earth's pregnancy time. She'll be pregnant for ten months." She doesn't want to give birth right away. She wants you back.”

"I'm currently looking for an owl cage for her, and I also need to find a mount for her. I don't have time.”

" Since that's the case," Nancy told Yi Mengmeng to pass on the message,""You must wear the golden wall to enter her room. Otherwise, you are not allowed to enter.”

Nancy told him to keep his promise. It was a virtue for men and even the governor. She liked it.

Early the next morning, Lai Cheng, the golden saber bestowed by the emperor, held a golden birdcage in one hand and knocked on Nancy's door with the other. He whistled," Shh, shh, shh."

The nine-headed owl was glistening in the corridor lamp. The owl flew up and down in the cage, its sharp black eyes shining with a deep light.

Lai Cheng made a face at Ying and joked,""Have fun with your blue-eyed mother. When you're hungry, ask her for food. When you want to pee, ask her to hold it.”

Suddenly, the owl perked up behind him and spat out a pool of feces and urine, which shot straight at Lai Cheng's naked upper body. Lai Cheng was so angry that he wanted to punish it, but Nancy was so happy that she praised it for its cleverness.

With this eagle, Nancy really had something to do. First, she thought about feeding it. She walked out of the bedroom with a big belly and went to the governor's presidential suite, which was decorated with jewels and gold.

Seeing her come in, the governor thought she was in love and wanted to hug her, but Nancy Lee Jackson pushed him away and said,"Governor Meat Bun, you must abide by our five agreements.”

Her blue eyes flashed with sharp needles and pierced the governor's mouth. The governor pursed his lips and retreated. "Why did you call me Meat Bun? You don't respect me."

Nancy said," Because you look like the meat buns that Chinese people eat. You have a fleshy head. Besides, you want to kiss my mouth. My husband told me that Chinese people commonly call kissing a bun pulling a bun. It's like eating a bun.”

"What exactly does your husband do? Why do you miss it so much?"

"Because he is a man. He respects the woman he loves, and respects every commoner he thinks is worthy of respect. He is an official, but he sees himself as a member of the people.

You're an official and a master. You don't respect your subordinates and force others to do something difficult. I came to ask you for some owl food.”

The Governor said," Don't be so serious. Just give it some food. Worms and grasshoppers on the grass altar in the corridor."”

"I can understand owls," said Nancy."They say what they want most is a big, fat rat.”

"My dear," said the Governor,"there are twelve thousand rooms in this maze, and I have never heard of a rat in one of them.”

Nancy said," You only have the Life Converters. You will only hurt the kind and sincere life in the universe. Can't you catch two corrupt officials and turn them into rats to feed the owls?”

" That's right," the governor suddenly realized." I've always wanted to punish corruption, but I haven't been able to find a good way."”

"In my opinion," said Nancy. As she spoke, a faint smile appeared on her face. The governor was an old man, and he couldn't help but feel his heart burning. He rushed up to hug her and kiss her, but she held his mouth and pushed him away.

"If you don't abide by the gentleman's agreement like this, I'll really fall out with you. To think that you're the governor.”

The governor said,"Family matters are small, not as important as state affairs.”

Nancy said,"From the small to see the big, the writing style of the Spring and Autumn Annals, the people of China are really smart." Seeing that his defeat was obvious, Nancy wanted to restrain herself.

"You have to do a few things that will make me convinced. In my opinion, the first thing you should punish is those corrupt officials who connived at you to go against the Earthlings.”

"Didn't you guys hide the Z-Star Earthworm? He's our mortal enemy.”

Nancy said," We didn't hide him. He's also our enemy. The Z-Planet people kidnapped many of our Earthlings. After we gathered on the moon, we prepared to go to Planet Z.

However, we had to learn from Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty to kill the snake and rebel. The earthworm was prepared to be secretly given to you, but your resistance was like a fly that spoiled a pot of vegetables.”

"Is that true? Dear, according to our internal intelligence, the earthworm has returned to Planet Z.”Nancy remembered talking to the owl and said,"They must have been chased away."

" Yes." The governor lowered his head and pondered for a moment." So you guys are also against the Z-Planet. It seems that we are now on the same side."”

"Yes, my dear meat bun. You see, I always take the Swanmen Corridor when I come.”

"Oh, your heart was already with us at that time? My dear."

"Your choice of words is inappropriate. You should say,'We were already on the same battlefront at that time.”

The governor thought,"This b * tch is still nitpicking and looking for bones in eggs. I'll press you down and make you f * ck up. I'll ask grandpa to forgive me."

The governor was an old coquettish man. He had already imagined that he would rape her, then pounce on her like a hungry wolf, rape her, and make her dizzy. Then, he would go crazy and rape her. He understood the needs of women on Earth too well.

This maze's beautiful attendant, no matter if it was the real one or the fake one, none of them could escape his control.

Now, he also had a certain desire for a big belly. It was as if a woman with a big belly was more attractive. In his imagination, it was more tasteful to have sex with a big belly.

Nancy saw the burning desire in his eyes and said as if she was very eager,"Darling, I really want to be happy with you, but let's cultivate our feelings first. Without feelings, what's the point of having sex?

Feelings had to grow step by step. They could not dig a well with a shovel, build a maze of 12,000 rooms in a day, and smash 3,000 nails with a hammer.

Your appearance is very suitable for me to fall in love with you. Lord Governor, is this your original form?”

The governor was silent. He would not casually reveal his past." Your original form must be very likable, right? Don't tell me you look like a toad or a flying centipede?"”

" Don't ask so many questions." His desire seemed to have been suppressed by her in the moon's core.

She took the opportunity to ask,"Were you the one who ordered us to stop when we landed in the Artemis District?"”

"It's a proposal from the Yin-Yang Vegetable-Cutting General. I signed it.”

"I can't blame you for this. Moreover, this general's proposal to usurp his authority is clearly looking down on you.”

The governor fell silent. This woman had touched his secret pain, but none of his eighty-eight mistresses, including his wife, dared to point it out to his face.

Because some mistresses knew that the general had a good relationship with the Star Lord, he could kill first and report later. She hit the nail on the head. On the one hand, she could see her wisdom and courage, and on the other hand, she could see that most of these eighty-eight people were idiots.

Hence, he had some true love for her. He said to her very seriously,"Beloved minister, there are some things that you can only say to me. Some of my 88 mistresses are the mistresses of the general.”

Nancy said,"What I mean is also what the Earth Peacekeepers want. Put an end to the war and everyone would live in peace.

Therefore, my words may be harsh: you will punish the culprits of war and find your pride.

I heard from Yi Mengmeng that the general had secretly contacted many of his henchmen, and most of the waiters in the maze often attended his PARTY every Saturday night.

My owl is hungry and wants to eat a rat. I hope you can provide some food.”

As she spoke, Nancy felt an abnormal pain in her legs. The ocean water broke and flowed down with the blood. The governor ran to the door and shouted," Yi Mengmeng, come quickly." He went up to support her.

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