I am Zeng Xiaoxian
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"Sister Yifei, did Teacher Zeng die from your flick?”

"Of course not. I, Hu Yifei, know what to do. This slut will definitely not die. At most, she will be crippled and retarded.”

"That's great. Oh, no, I mean, I'm relieved.”

Two pleasant voices entered Zhou Xuan's ears. His mind was in a daze for a moment, and he could not wrap his head around it. What Hu Yifei? Where was this place? This doesn't seem like the netherworld. Am I dreaming? Ghosts could dream?

No, this was not a dream, because he could clearly smell the fragrance of the two girls. One was as passionate as a rose, and the other was as innocent as a lily. It made him feel refreshed.

Zhou Xuan suddenly opened his eyes and found that he was lying on the sofa in a room. Two beautiful girls were staring at him nervously. The short girl on the left was wearing a cute fur coat and had an Alps stick in her mouth. Her big, mischievous eyes blinked. The tall girl on the right was tall and slender. She wore a short jacket and had a perfect figure.

"Hu Yifei? Chen Meijia?" Zhou Xuan exclaimed.

"Tsk!" Chen Meijia waved her hand exaggeratedly."Teacher Zeng, you're too weak. You fainted for two hours after Sister Yifei flicked you. You scared us." But you didn't die? As expected of our iPartment's number one cockroach.”

"I think he's pretending to be unconscious." Hu Yifei put her hands on her hips and shouted,"Bitch Zeng, why aren't you getting up?" It's already 11:30 at night. Your lousy show is about to start broadcasting. Aren't you going to work?”

"iPartment? A program?" Zhou Xuan was shocked. He turned around and looked at a mirror nearby. He was stunned because he saw a handsome face with a sly smile in the mirror. It was Zeng Xiaoxian.

Who was Zhou Xuan? He was not a human. To be precise, he was a thousand-year-old ghost from the underworld, an old rogue among ghosts. By chance, he actually encountered the ten Ghost Emperors of the Netherworld fighting for a glowing sphere. By accident, the sphere actually entered his body, and then he lost consciousness.

"F * ck!" Zhou Xuan cursed in his heart, What the hell is this? How did I become a slut? I was living my carefree life in the netherworld, and little sister Bubble Ghost was bullying little ghosts. Why did she suddenly become a human? I don't even have to reincarnate."

"This is a mixed world.”A clear voice like that of a little girl said in his mind,""Hello, host. I'm Little Dream, the artificial intelligence of the Heavenly Ghost System. You are my master now. After recognizing you as my master, the system tore open the void and brought you to this world. Of course, it also helped you choose a body.”

Zhou Xuan's eyes lit up. He immediately understood what was going on. That ball of light was the Heavenly Ghost System, and the Heavenly Ghost System was definitely a rare treasure. Otherwise, the ten Ghost Emperors would not have fought over it. Moreover, it was a powerful existence that could tear open the void. Now that it recognized him as its master, it seemed to have made a huge profit.

"Since you acknowledge me as your master, what benefits do I get?”Zhou Xuan asked in his heart.

Little Dream said,"The Heavenly Ghost System can help you grow. You can see the benefits in the future. However, there are two mandatory missions that need to be completed. Do you want to check your information?"”

"Check!"

"Host Zhou Xuan (Zeng Xiaoxian), Cultivation: Ferocious Ghost (522 Yin Energy), Ghost Tool: None. Cultivation technique: Soul Dissipation Art. [Natal Skill: Devour (Able to devour the power of other ghosts and forcibly plunder their ability)] [Forced Main Mission: Absorb the Primordial Yin Power of 99 premium virgins to form the Heavenly Ghost Body. The target must be willing to sacrifice themselves. No time limit.] [Forced side mission: Host a radio program for three days. Increase the listerate by three times. Success will be rewarded with 100 merit points. Failure will result in a drop in cultivation.]”

"F * ck!" Zhou Xuan was so angry that he almost cursed.

He had been cultivating in the netherworld for a thousand years and was already a thousand-year-old ghost spirit. Now, his cultivation had actually fallen to the realm of ordinary ghosts?

The realms of ghosts were divided into 11 realms: wandering soul, malicious ghost, evil ghost, fierce ghost, ghost soldier, ghost general, ghost spirit, ghost commander, ghost king, ghost emperor, ghost immortal, etc. A ghost spirit was considered a small expert in the netherworld, while a fierce ghost was just a piece of trash with 50 years of cultivation. After working hard for thousands of years, he was finally liberated. No one could stand it.

Moreover, there was a mandatory side mission. If he could not complete it, his cultivation would drop. It was simply a scam.

"Don't be nervous, Master," Little Dream said."The heavenly ghost system consumed a portion of your energy when you tore through space. Although you are weak now, with the heavenly ghost system, you can still quickly become strong again.”

"I hope so." "It's understandable to absorb a virgin's Primordial Yin," Zhou Xuan said gloomily."After all, it can directly strengthen one's body." But why did he still have to host the show? What kind of bad taste does this stupid system have?"

Little Dream: "The Heavenly Ghost System likes to devour telekinesis, so the system will issue all kinds of missions. For example, to make you a superstar and have thousands of fans. The system will absorb the telekinesis of the fans to become stronger, so that it can better assist its master.”

"I see." Zhou Xuan's eyes lit up and he smiled. It seemed that he would not only have to pick up more girls in the future, but he would also have to work hard to become a superstar.

Although his cultivation had fallen, he had a system. Moreover, the system had rewarded him with a heaven-defying Life Skill of Devour. With this skill, it would be easy for Zhou Xuan to become stronger. All he needed to do was swallow a few malicious ghosts.

Although he had come to an unfamiliar world, it seemed pretty good to be able to start anew. At least there were two little beauties in front of him. Of course, he knew Hu Yifei and Chen Meijia. He also had a TV and computer in Inferno. He also had his Mobile QQ WeChat, and iPartment. He knew them by heart. He quite liked these two female leads.

"Hey, hey, hey!" Hu Yifei's fair and tender hands kept waving in front of his eyes as she shouted impatiently,"B * tch, did you really go silly from my flicking?”

"I think it's possible." "Teacher Zeng, why don't we do an IQ test?" Chen Meijia asked excitedly. Under what circumstances is 1 1 equal to 2?”

"Get lost, get lost. If I want to test you, I'm testing you. With your IQ, you won't even survive three episodes in a romance drama.”Zhou Xuan laughed and scolded. Then, he stood up and stretched. He said with a sly smile,"It feels so good to be a new person."

"It's over, it's over." Chen Meijia shook her head."Ms. Zeng is really stupid. You didn't go to jail. Why did you say you were going to turn over a new leaf?"”

Hu Yifei shouted,"Alright, bitch Zeng, don't go crazy. It's almost time for you to go to work. Lisa said that if your listeratings drop again, you can pack up and get lost.”

"Yes, yes, yes. Sister Yifei, let's go get a facial mask. Staying up late is too harmful to the skin. He also wanted to try Zhang Wei's dark dish, the indigowoad root instant noodles!”Chen Meijia pulled her away with a smile.

"I'll stuff you to death." Zhou Xuan muttered and stared at himself in the mirror with an evil smile."iPartment? It feels good. From today onwards, I'm Zeng Xiaoxian.”

It was already 11:30 pm, and many people in the apartment were resting. Although Zhou Xuan really wanted to get to know Lu Ziqiao and the others, he had to go to work first, or else he would fail the side mission.

Zhou Xuan walked out of the apartment and got into a taxi. He said casually,"Go to the radio station."

"Alright!" The taxi driver laughed as he drove towards the radio station.

Zhou Xuan narrowed his eyes and looked at the scenery outside the window. The human world changed really quickly. There were high-rise buildings everywhere. However, in Zhou Xuan's opinion, the streets were extremely lively at night. Not only were there people, but there were also a large number of ghosts wandering around.

When the taxi passed by a bend in the street, Zhou Xuan saw a woman in white standing in the middle of the road. A cold wind blew, and her neck turned 180 degrees. She smiled at Zhou Xuan with a bloody face.

"F * ck, even a malicious ghost dares to scare me?”Zhou Xuan sneered. Just as the taxi passed by the female ghost, he suddenly attacked.

Whoosh!

Zhou Xuan's left hand reached out at lightning speed, vaguely turning into a terrifying and domineering ghost claw that stabbed into the ghost's body. Then, the white-robed female ghost screamed and was swallowed by the ghost claw.

"The chicken tastes crispy." Zhou Xuan laughed evilly.

Little Dream: "Congratulations, Master, for devouring a malicious ghost. Your Yin Qi has increased by 30 points. Please accept the hidden ability of devouring a malicious ghost."”

Zhou Xuan smiled in surprise. 30 points of Yin Qi was equivalent to three years of a ghost's cultivation. Moreover, he had absorbed the purest Yin Qi of the white-robed ghost. He had made a huge profit. As long as he absorbed another 300 malicious ghosts, he would be able to recover his 1,000-year cultivation.

At this moment, a series of memories entered Zhou Xuan's mind, giving him an inexplicable new set of memories and abilities. This female ghost was actually a top student in the performing arts academy when she was alive. In the end, Zhou Xuan absorbed her acting skills.

"F * ck, why am I learning acting? What kind of useless skill is that?”Zhou Xuan cursed.

After arriving at the radio station, Zhou Xuan paid the fare and walked in. Tonight, he was going to do a perfect live broadcast.

[New book launched, please support! He asked for flowers, collections, and gifts. The main character was Zhou Xuan, who had occupied Zeng Xiaoxian's body. Soon, he would use Yin Qi to transform his body and appearance, so he was another person. Zeng Xiaoxian's name would occasionally appear in the first ten chapters, but it would never appear in the later chapters, so please understand!】 "Sister Yifei, did Teacher Zeng die from your flick?”

"Of course not. I, Hu Yifei, know what to do. This slut will definitely not die. At most, she will be crippled and retarded.”

"That's great. Oh, no, I mean, I'm relieved.”

Two pleasant voices entered Zhou Xuan's ears. His mind was in a daze for a moment, and he could not wrap his head around it. What Hu Yifei? Where was this place? This doesn't seem like the netherworld. Am I dreaming? Ghosts could dream?

No, this was not a dream, because he could clearly smell the fragrance of the two girls. One was as passionate as a rose, and the other was as innocent as a lily. It made him feel refreshed.

Zhou Xuan suddenly opened his eyes and found that he was lying on the sofa in a room. Two beautiful girls were staring at him nervously. The short girl on the left was wearing a cute fur coat and had an Alps stick in her mouth. Her big, mischievous eyes blinked. The tall girl on the right was tall and slender. She wore a short jacket and had a perfect figure.

"Hu Yifei? Chen Meijia?" Zhou Xuan exclaimed.

"Tsk!" Chen Meijia waved her hand exaggeratedly."Teacher Zeng, you're too weak. You fainted for two hours after Sister Yifei flicked you. You scared us." But you didn't die? As expected of our iPartment's number one cockroach.”

"I think he's pretending to be unconscious." Hu Yifei put her hands on her hips and shouted,"Bitch Zeng, why aren't you getting up?" It's already 11:30 at night. Your lousy show is about to start broadcasting. Aren't you going to work?”

"iPartment? A program?" Zhou Xuan was shocked. He turned around and looked at a mirror nearby. He was stunned because he saw a handsome face with a sly smile in the mirror. It was Zeng Xiaoxian.

Who was Zhou Xuan? He was not a human. To be precise, he was a thousand-year-old ghost from the underworld, an old rogue among ghosts. By chance, he actually encountered the ten Ghost Emperors of the Netherworld fighting for a glowing sphere. By accident, the sphere actually entered his body, and then he lost consciousness.

"F * ck!" Zhou Xuan cursed in his heart, What the hell is this? How did I become a slut? I was living my carefree life in the netherworld, and little sister Bubble Ghost was bullying little ghosts. Why did she suddenly become a human? I don't even have to reincarnate."

"This is a mixed world.”A clear voice like that of a little girl said in his mind,""Hello, host. I'm Little Dream, the artificial intelligence of the Heavenly Ghost System. You are my master now. After recognizing you as my master, the system tore open the void and brought you to this world. Of course, it also helped you choose a body.”

Zhou Xuan's eyes lit up. He immediately understood what was going on. That ball of light was the Heavenly Ghost System, and the Heavenly Ghost System was definitely a rare treasure. Otherwise, the ten Ghost Emperors would not have fought over it. Moreover, it was a powerful existence that could tear open the void. Now that it recognized him as its master, it seemed to have made a huge profit.

"Since you acknowledge me as your master, what benefits do I get?”Zhou Xuan asked in his heart.

Little Dream said,"The Heavenly Ghost System can help you grow. You can see the benefits in the future. However, there are two mandatory missions that need to be completed. Do you want to check your information?"”

"Check!"

"Host Zhou Xuan (Zeng Xiaoxian), Cultivation: Ferocious Ghost (522 Yin Energy), Ghost Tool: None. Cultivation technique: Soul Dissipation Art. [Natal Skill: Devour (Able to devour the power of other ghosts and forcibly plunder their ability)] [Forced Main Mission: Absorb the Primordial Yin Power of 99 premium virgins to form the Heavenly Ghost Body. The target must be willing to sacrifice themselves. No time limit.] [Forced side mission: Host a radio program for three days. Increase the listerate by three times. Success will be rewarded with 100 merit points. Failure will result in a drop in cultivation.]”

"F * ck!" Zhou Xuan was so angry that he almost cursed.

He had been cultivating in the netherworld for a thousand years and was already a thousand-year-old ghost spirit. Now, his cultivation had actually fallen to the realm of ordinary ghosts?

The realms of ghosts were divided into 11 realms: wandering soul, malicious ghost, evil ghost, fierce ghost, ghost soldier, ghost general, ghost spirit, ghost commander, ghost king, ghost emperor, ghost immortal, etc. A ghost spirit was considered a small expert in the netherworld, while a fierce ghost was just a piece of trash with 50 years of cultivation. After working hard for thousands of years, he was finally liberated. No one could stand it.

Moreover, there was a mandatory side mission. If he could not complete it, his cultivation would drop. It was simply a scam.

"Don't be nervous, Master," Little Dream said."The heavenly ghost system consumed a portion of your energy when you tore through space. Although you are weak now, with the heavenly ghost system, you can still quickly become strong again.”

"I hope so." "It's understandable to absorb a virgin's Primordial Yin," Zhou Xuan said gloomily."After all, it can directly strengthen one's body." But why did he still have to host the show? What kind of bad taste does this stupid system have?"

Little Dream: "The Heavenly Ghost System likes to devour telekinesis, so the system will issue all kinds of missions. For example, to make you a superstar and have thousands of fans. The system will absorb the telekinesis of the fans to become stronger, so that it can better assist its master.”

"I see." Zhou Xuan's eyes lit up and he smiled. It seemed that he would not only have to pick up more girls in the future, but he would also have to work hard to become a superstar.

Although his cultivation had fallen, he had a system. Moreover, the system had rewarded him with a heaven-defying Life Skill of Devour. With this skill, it would be easy for Zhou Xuan to become stronger. All he needed to do was swallow a few malicious ghosts.

Although he had come to an unfamiliar world, it seemed pretty good to be able to start anew. At least there were two little beauties in front of him. Of course, he knew Hu Yifei and Chen Meijia. He also had a TV and computer in Inferno. He also had his Mobile QQ WeChat, and iPartment. He knew them by heart. He quite liked these two female leads.

"Hey, hey, hey!" Hu Yifei's fair and tender hands kept waving in front of his eyes as she shouted impatiently,"B * tch, did you really go silly from my flicking?”

"I think it's possible." "Teacher Zeng, why don't we do an IQ test?" Chen Meijia asked excitedly. Under what circumstances is 1 1 equal to 2?”

"Get lost, get lost. If I want to test you, I'm testing you. With your IQ, you won't even survive three episodes in a romance drama.”Zhou Xuan laughed and scolded. Then, he stood up and stretched. He said with a sly smile,"It feels so good to be a new person."

"It's over, it's over." Chen Meijia shook her head."Ms. Zeng is really stupid. You didn't go to jail. Why did you say you were going to turn over a new leaf?"”

Hu Yifei shouted,"Alright, bitch Zeng, don't go crazy. It's almost time for you to go to work. Lisa said that if your listeratings drop again, you can pack up and get lost.”

"Yes, yes, yes. Sister Yifei, let's go get a facial mask. Staying up late is too harmful to the skin. He also wanted to try Zhang Wei's dark dish, the indigowoad root instant noodles!”Chen Meijia pulled her away with a smile.

"I'll stuff you to death." Zhou Xuan muttered and stared at himself in the mirror with an evil smile."iPartment? It feels good. From today onwards, I'm Zeng Xiaoxian.”

It was already 11:30 pm, and many people in the apartment were resting. Although Zhou Xuan really wanted to get to know Lu Ziqiao and the others, he had to go to work first, or else he would fail the side mission.

Zhou Xuan walked out of the apartment and got into a taxi. He said casually,"Go to the radio station."

"Alright!" The taxi driver laughed as he drove towards the radio station.

Zhou Xuan narrowed his eyes and looked at the scenery outside the window. The human world changed really quickly. There were high-rise buildings everywhere. However, in Zhou Xuan's opinion, the streets were extremely lively at night. Not only were there people, but there were also a large number of ghosts wandering around.

When the taxi passed by a bend in the street, Zhou Xuan saw a woman in white standing in the middle of the road. A cold wind blew, and her neck turned 180 degrees. She smiled at Zhou Xuan with a bloody face.

"F * ck, even a malicious ghost dares to scare me?”Zhou Xuan sneered. Just as the taxi passed by the female ghost, he suddenly attacked.

Whoosh!

Zhou Xuan's left hand reached out at lightning speed, vaguely turning into a terrifying and domineering ghost claw that stabbed into the ghost's body. Then, the white-robed female ghost screamed and was swallowed by the ghost claw.

"The chicken tastes crispy." Zhou Xuan laughed evilly.

Little Dream: "Congratulations, Master, for devouring a malicious ghost. Your Yin Qi has increased by 30 points. Please accept the hidden ability of devouring a malicious ghost."”

Zhou Xuan smiled in surprise. 30 points of Yin Qi was equivalent to three years of a ghost's cultivation. Moreover, he had absorbed the purest Yin Qi of the white-robed ghost. He had made a huge profit. As long as he absorbed another 300 malicious ghosts, he would be able to recover his 1,000-year cultivation.

At this moment, a series of memories entered Zhou Xuan's mind, giving him an inexplicable new set of memories and abilities. This female ghost was actually a top student in the performing arts academy when she was alive. In the end, Zhou Xuan absorbed her acting skills.

"F * ck, why am I learning acting? What kind of useless skill is that?”Zhou Xuan cursed.

After arriving at the radio station, Zhou Xuan paid the fare and walked in. Tonight, he was going to do a perfect live broadcast.

[New book launched, please support! He asked for flowers, collections, and gifts. The main character was Zhou Xuan, who had occupied Zeng Xiaoxian's body. Soon, he would use Yin Qi to transform his body and appearance, so he was another person. Zeng Xiaoxian's name would occasionally appear in the first ten chapters, but it would never appear in the later chapters, so please understand!】

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