Finger Pressing Plate
The next day, he was woken up by the staff. For someone like Ye Mo who was particular about sleeping until he woke up naturally, there was nothing worse than this. After dawdling for more than ten minutes, Baby and the others had almost finished their breakfast.
"Little Momo, you took longer to put on makeup than the baby. If you were a little later, I would have finished your breakfast!”Chen Chichi's cheap voice rang out. Ye Mo, who was still sleepy, realized that the program team was really cheating him. The breakfast provided was actually limited. What was even more unbearable was that there were actually two trays in front of Chen Chichi. It was obvious that this fellow had finished his portion and was enjoying Ye Mo's.
"I ate so much, but I still couldn't shut your mouth. Did I take a long time to put on makeup?”The baby glared at Chen Chichi unhappily and quickly enjoyed his breakfast. "Little Momo, hurry up. The production team has a time limit. Breakfast will be taken away in a few minutes. If you dawdle any longer, you'll have to run around hungry this morning!”
"It's fine if he doesn't let people sleep until they wake up naturally. It's fine if he has a limited amount of time. If he has time to control it, I won't mind. I can tolerate it if he eats more than half of it. However, Chen Chichi is actually drooling when he eats. I can't take it anymore!" Ye Mo snatched the half-eaten tray in front of Chen Chichi and looked at the sparkling saliva on the remaining food. He was speechless.
"Beat this guy up!" Li Chen said in a muffled voice as he swallowed his food and raised his fist to make a boxing gesture at Chen Chichi, who was laughing sinisterly.
"Who asked you not to wake up earlier? You want to sleep until you wake up naturally when you're participating in the show? Since when was Director Lu kind?”Baby watched Ye Mo throw the tray in front of Chen Chichi with a frown. After thinking for a while, she shared half of her food with him. "I can't eat much either. Help me share some of the burden so that the program team won't take it away!”
"Baby is so good to little Momo. Why don't you let me share some of your burden?”Chen Chichi said.
"You pig, isn't it enough to eat two servings?”
"For a foodie, I can eat all of you alone. It's a blessing to be able to eat!”
"He, you're so cheap that you don't have any friends, do you know that?”
After breakfast, the nine of them were divided into teams. Ye Mo, Baby, and Team Blue were in Team Blue, Brother Chao, Zheng Kai, and Dou Xiao were in Team Red, and Li Chen, Ma Su, and Chen Chichi were in Team Yellow. Hangzhou West Lake Cultural Plaza. Zu Lan drove while Ye Mo and the baby sat in the backseat. They didn't go far before Ye Mo leaned against the backseat to catch up on his sleep. Zu Lan and the baby were shocked by the sight.
"Baby, what are you doing?" After being shaken awake by the baby, Ye Mo got out of the car in a daze and was drenched by the baby who was holding a bottle of mineral water. It was midsummer, and the water was so cold that Ye Mo felt his bones go cold. His sleepiness disappeared immediately. This little girl was holding an iced mineral water.
"Are you that sleepy?" Baby wanted to pull this guy's ear and teach him a lesson. He could even sleep on her lap. Forget it, he was hugging her leg and calling her " Li Kun ". Was her slim legs that common? Uncle can tolerate it, but Auntie can't!
"Little Momo, you're so cute. You're actually sleeping on the goddess's leg and shouting someone else's name. Just now, baby wanted to kill you!”Zu Lan looked at the aggrieved Ye Mo and laughed like a demon.
"There's such a thing? Baby, I also want to hug the goddess 'legs. Please take in your poor Knight Kai!”Zheng Kai kneeled down in front of the baby and put on a show of loyalty. The baby, who had nowhere to vent his anger, kicked him back, causing everyone to laugh.
"Brother Chao, I just realized how deep you've tricked me. In the past, I used to sleep on a beauty's lap and wake up naturally. The days when I counted money and my hands cramped up were like the eastern flow of the Yellow River. I'm gone forever! It was all thanks to Brother Chao that he was reduced to such a miserable state where he did not have enough sleep and food!”
"Hahaha, drunk on a beauty's lap? Didn't you sleep on the beautiful legs of the 'national goddess'? Without you, you would have such an opportunity. You're too insatiable. No wonder baby would shower you with water!”This was Brother Chao!
"There's actually such a beautiful day where you can sleep until you wake up naturally and count money until your hands cramp? Momo bro, can you let me have it once? I'll be satisfied with it!”At this moment, Chen Chichi, who was about to drool.
"It's very easy. It's not night time now. You can just dream about it!”Ye Mo rolled his eyes.
"What do you mean? Why am I dreaming in broad daylight?”
"Are you a pig? How dare you call yourself a genius when you don't even understand? Little Momo is clearly telling you to stop daydreaming!”Zheng Kai's slap almost made Chen Chichi fall down. In his previous life, the running man had exposed his true ability. He looked fat, but in the end, it was all fake. Other than some female guests, any random male runner could deal with him.
"D * mn, can we still play happily? Little Mo Mo, you despise my body and mind, but why do you despise my intelligence?”
"F * ck, do pigs need intelligence? It was fine as long as he knew how to eat. Anyway, he would be pooped out and slaughtered sooner or later! He, if you can beat the group blue, I'll eat back what I just said!”Without batting an eyelid, Ye Mo dug two holes in front of and behind Chen Chichi. He knew very well what kind of ability this guy had. If he went up, he might not be able to get the group blue. If he didn't go up, he would be completely exposed. Anyway, he had to make sure that this guy was at the bottom of the running men.
"You…" Suddenly, Chen Chichi hopped over to Li Chen's side and hugged him as he said with a smile. "The program team's arrangement is a wise decision. I feel the most secure by staying by Brother Chen's side. What Monday Couple? Speed Whirlwind is so weak, okay? We have the strongest brain and the strongest body. Brother Chen and I are the combination with the strongest brain among the running men!”
"Hahaha, so I'm not the weakest among the running men! I'm so happy!" Pan Changjiang had said that the essence was concentrated, so it was most suitable for the group blue. This fellow had always been worried and always felt that he was the weakest among the running men. Now that he knew that the seemingly strong Chen Chichi was really at the bottom, he was naturally excited.
"What do these people do?" Kaikai pointed at the group of aunties in the square and said.
"Oh my god, what's in that big ball on your neck? Even after a long illness, you can still become a doctor. You've been in the same dormitory as this genius for four years. Even if you can't become a genius, you should at least learn something. Even the aunties can't tell when they're dancing the Northeast Yangge!”Chen Chichi went up and slapped him. The two of them were used to fighting when they were classmates, so Kaikai didn't care.
"Northeast Yangge? He's gaze is indeed divine!" Dancing the Northeast Yangge in Jiangnan was very powerful and festive. Everyone couldn't help but burst into laughter again.
"Hey, what are those aunties doing?”Group Blue exclaimed.
"No, finger pressure plate!" The crowd who saw that the aunties had finished assembling and left the scene screamed. "Is there a need to be so cruel in the first episode? How are we going to play later?"
"Alright, come and get your mission card!”The director ignored everyone's complaints and shouted at Brother Chao.
"Now is the year's best captain, Brother Chao's time!”Wu Shenchao appeared. He swung his little arms as if he had switched to an electric motor and twisted his little buttocks. He was so enchanting that he couldn't bear to look at him.
"Three circles to the left, three circles to the right.。。。。。”Ye Mo had an idea. He remembered the " Health Song " that was popular in his previous life. He danced the " Health Song " and sang it loudly.
"What are you doing?”Brother Chao, who had just received the mission card, staggered and was stabbed by Ye Mo. He was a little stunned and shouted in anger. This time, not only did the surrounding crowd laugh, but even the director team laughed until they were on the verge of falling.
"Brother Chao's dance was so soul-stirring that I couldn't help but make a song for you!”Ye Mo innocently stabbed again.
After reading the mission card, the " White Snake Finger Plate relay morning run " began. Li Chen, Chen Chichi, and Ma Suzu were the first to go up. Chen Chichi started courting death again. He was unwilling to run the first leg and insisted on running the easiest last leg. Although Li Chen was violent, he treated the female guests well. It was easy to let Ma Su run last, but before the mission began, the future " mother and son duo ", the current combination of the strongest brain and the strongest body, was about to be suppressed.
Just as the three of them were in a dilemma, Ye Mo secretly pulled Brother Chao, who was watching the show, and asked in a low voice,""Brother Chao, let's form an alliance!"
" Isn't it too fast to form an alliance now?"
"Brother Chao, look, the brain that commands the body is almost crippled. The black yak is too barbaric! I reckon that these pressure plates won't pose a threat to the black yak's hooves. If the black yak takes the lead, then he'll be riding a horse and leaving no dust behind. We won't have any chance of chasing him! To be honest, the black yak alone is almost as good as our team. We can't tear apart the name tag in the early stages, so we have to suppress the black yak's momentum. We can't let them get the clues, or else it will be a hundred harms and no benefits for us!”
"That makes sense. But even if we work together, what obstacles can we create in this segment?”In the first episode, Brother Chao still couldn't let go and asked.
"Time, as long as we can make the black yak spend enough time, we will win!”Ye Mo pointed at the rubber band on the stairs and said to Brother Chao. "The production team probably still has a lot of those things. The director didn't say the rules, which means that we can interfere. Brother Chao, if you exchange a crumpled rubber band for the good one on top, I reckon the black yak will definitely collapse!”
"That's a good idea, but it's best to tie a dead knot!”This guy was really evil.
"Are we forming an alliance with Brother Chao now? Even if we tear Li Chen apart, we might not be able to defeat Brother Chao and the others!”Baby, who had been paying attention to Ye Mo, asked secretly while Brother Chao was doing something.
"This is just a rough framework. I don't know what the director's team will do in the end. If the three teams really fight, Sister Baby will have to put in a lot of effort! "At that time, we'll need Sister Baby to use her beauty trap and use the Alliance's trust to secretly kill Kaikai first. That way, the final victory will definitely be ours. However, this is only the first episode. I don't think the production team will be able to make such a dull game. They will probably come up with something strange. We'll see how it goes!”
"I just realized that Momo is really bad!”Without Ye Mo noticing, Zu Lan ran over and hugged Ye Mo's waist. He wanted to hug Ye Mo's shoulders, but his height was a problem. "But I like it. When the time comes, we'll do it like this. It's not a problem for baby and I to tear Dou Xiao apart!”
"Li Chen has started. Wow, he's shouting so ferociously! How are we going to run later? Are we going to let the blue team run the third leg?”Baby was very satisfied with Ye Mo's arrangement. Although it was a little repulsive to use the honey trap, it was still a good thing. At least he would be the first to eliminate the others.
"The blue team should still be the first runner. Don't look at how smug Chen Chichi is now. He probably dug a hole for himself. There were so many obstacles in the first two runners. Do you think the director team is so kind that they'll let you easily run to the finish line on the third runner?”
"No, Chao, come out and I promise I won't beat you to death! He actually tied two dead knots on the rubber band!”Li Chen looked at the messy rubber band in his hand and broke down.
"Hahaha, I was afraid that this guy was too strong, so I used brute force to untie it, so I made an extra dead knot. The effect is indeed great!”He had asked this fellow to steal a chicken, but he actually managed to sneak away another one. He was laughing like crazy.
After spending a long time completing the task, Li Chen felt extremely uncomfortable. Although Ma Su's speed was not slow, he had used too much time. It was likely that he had a bad start and was destined to lose the first battle. Chen Chichi, who had received the baton, skipped toward the finish line. He had just run two steps when he was stopped by a fat auntie wearing a " Please carry me there " dress. This brutal scene instantly made Chen Chichi confused! Chen Chichi maintained the posture of raising his foot, and that secretly happy expression was also frozen on his face. He wanted to let me become this statue forever!
"My old waist!"
"I feel that your decision is very wise. I accept the challenge of the first runner!”" Ye Mo," said Zu Lan sternly, his face pale. However, he noticed that Ye Mo's expression wasn't right either. The corner of his mouth twitched from time to time. Ye Mo's eyes were fixed on him. He swallowed hard and asked in a low voice," "Brother Zhulan, do you think this auntie weighs 250 pounds?”
"I don't think so. At most, it's 125 kilograms!”F * ck, I'm not good at math, don't tease me!
"I realized that I'm only 250. I slept until I woke up naturally. I had a good time counting money, so why did I have to come here to suffer? Heavens, could it be that it was really difficult to go against the will of the heavens? In order to not let me be destroyed by the aunties, my wise and mighty mother has done so much. Am I still going to fall into the hands of the aunties today?”
"You guys are really enough. Stop talking. I can't stand laughing anymore!”The baby's little fist hit the two of them, and she hugged her stomach before she stopped and continued her unfinished business of laughing.
"Dou Xiao, as your captain and the captain of the running men, I realize that I don't care enough for you! Look at those fingerboards, they are already very cruel, and they even set up so many obstacles. It was my mistake to let you, who participated in the male runner for the first time, run first. Now, please give me a chance to correct this mistake. No matter how ferocious it is, I will not be afraid. I will definitely be the first runner!”Doubizhao had completely forgotten who was the one who had used the power of the captain to forcefully arrange for him to be in the easy third round. That shameless behavior had even confused the honest Dou Xiao.
"Brother Chao, as a junior, I will definitely complete Senior's arrangements. Respecting the old and loving the young has always been my code of conduct. I feel uneasy letting a senior run the first baton. The people will not forgive me, the party and the country will not forgive me! I'm even more afraid that the Empress will beat me in the future!" The joker was so touched that he cried, didn't he? I'm also afraid that the Empress will hit me. She didn't even get to enjoy it, and a fat auntie actually took her virginity. Brother Chao would never admit that he would be beaten to death if he went back.
Team Li Chen's challenge failed without losing to the crowd. Next was Team Chao's appearance. Although they had a strong momentum, they still failed after Li Chen's revenge. When the blue team appeared, Ye Mo secretly gave him something and said in a low voice,""Just now, when we asked Brother Chao to tease Li Chen, that guy even dared to take private jobs. We'd better be prepared. That guy is very likely to make a move on us!”
Team Blue, who was shouting his lungs out, ran up the steps. Looking at the mess of rubber bands, he didn't know where to start. Looking coldly at Brother Chao and the others who were laughing, he proudly took out a new rubber band from his pocket and quickly completed his task.
"No, I want to report this. Team Blue didn't follow the rules!”Brother Chao, who was told that his complaint was invalid, turned his head and saw the baby passing the baton to Ye Mo after completing his task. He didn't hesitate to carry the baton and run away when the fat auntie stopped him. He looked like he really wasn't afraid of pain. After eating the biscuit, Ye Mo rolled on the ground and cried out in pain. He looked especially appeased.
After 73 seconds, the challenge was successful. After receiving the information obtained after clearing the level, the three of them happily walked to the carriage outside the field and prepared to go to the second filming location. Ye Mo suddenly turned around and shouted at Brother Chao,""Brother Chao, your strategy is very successful. We should do this. No matter what, we can't let Li Chen win. We'll leave first and wait for you at the second location!”
"Chao, if you come over, I definitely won't kill you!”
"No, Shen, listen to my explanation. I didn't. Don't do it! Ah, little Mo Mo, I hate you!”
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