"Deadpool, to be honest, you can't kill me…" Dan Ren said helplessly.
"Hey! Don't tell me you also have self-healing factors? Oh, that's impossible…I know a little puppy. He has healing factors. I have a blade made of carbon nanosteel that can destroy the self-healing factors, but I can't kill that little puppy. Do you know why? Because this little puppy is actually more popular than me, this cute little blabbermouth!”Deadpool
threw away the two pistols in his hands and knelt on the ground. He held his head sadly and even sobbed!
"Calm down. I like you more than Logan, Wade.”
"Oh, you're really my fan. Do you want to be gay with me?”Deadpool instantly recovered.
"F * ck!"
Dan Ren could not help but kick Deadpool. Deadpool was sent flying, rolling on the ground and crashing into the wall.
"Boom!"
Deadpool didn't even see his feet before he felt a huge, irresistible force send him flying. He was here in an instant, accompanied by a sharp pain. Although he didn't die, he still felt pain.
"Uh…" Shan Ren swore that this was really a subconscious action.
Seeing Deadpool stuck in the wall with his hands and feet sticking out of the hole, she kindly walked over and grabbed his hand to get him out.
"Bang!"
Deadpool lay on the ground like a pile of mud. Every part of his body was fine, and his red tights were tattered.
"Hey, hey, don't be a corpse." Dan Ren poked the broken Deadpool, but Deadpool was lying on the ground without moving.
After a few seconds, Deadpool dragged his broken body and barely looked up, pointing at Shan Ren.
"Look at what you've done! The clothes that I painstakingly repaired are torn again! I have to get more money from that old man, or I'll definitely lose out.”
Deadpool cursed non-stop as he spat out blood. The wounds on his body and the broken bones in his body were slowly repaired by the Self-Healing Gene.
Dan Ren covered his forehead and started talking again.
Deadpool waited for his body to recover before he pulled out two submachine guns and continued to fire."Even if you're my fan, I won't show mercy! Stand there obediently and let me hit you!"
"Da da da da! Haha!" Deadpool immediately fired, and a large wave of bullets surged towards Dan Ren. Deadpool even helped Wei Chong with the sound.
Dan Ren did not force himself. He was not afraid that the bullets would hurt him. He was afraid that his clothes would be damaged.
"Ta, ta, ta." Deadpool quickly emptied the bullets and threw them away, looking in Dan Ren's direction.
"Where are they?" Shan Ren had already disappeared. Deadpool touched his head in confusion.
"Hey, we met at the fourth wall when we were traveling through space.”Dan Ren flashed behind Deadpool and patted him on the shoulder.
"You scared the baby to death! You can teleport? Brother, you're not only related to that puppy, but you're also related to a black man. "Eh, no, I'm also related to that puppy. Then I'm also related to you. I'm also related to that black man…" Deadpool was confused."The fourth wall? You are…you are the flash of light that caused me to fall from the sky when I transmigrated?!!”
When Deadpool broke through the fourth wall and returned to the Marvel World, he heard someone calling him. He turned around curiously and saw a dazzling flash that blinded him. Deadpool covered his eyes in pain and fell out of the exit. He fell from a height of a few hundred meters in the city. It was really a sour feeling.
"It seems so." Dan Ren recalled the scene of Deadpool falling down the exit. So it was his own fault.
"F * ck! I found you!"
Deadpool suddenly pulled out two samurai swords and charged at Dan Ren, jumping and slashing.
"Calm down!"
Dan Ren quickly grabbed Deadpool's right leg and smashed him to the ground. Then, he lifted him up and smashed him down again. This went back and forth for more than ten times.
Deadpool was really smashed into a pulp this time. His head was dented, and his brain had turned into pulp. The scene was hair-raising and made one shudder.
Then, Dan Ren had to wait for Deadpool to recover. Soon, Deadpool's wounds were healed by his self-healing factor. His head was also fully recovered. However, the hood was broken, revealing Deadpool's true face, which had become ugly because of cancer.
"I'm not doing this business anymore! He had lost a lot this time. These two broken sabers were useless. He would give the shop a bad review when he went back! I must ask that damned old man to pay me double the remuneration!”
Deadpool muttered to himself once he recovered.
"Alright, I'm going back to settle the score with that old man. Moreover, I have a guest at home, and it's a head! As a hospitable host, I can't keep my guests waiting. I'll talk to you next time! Yes, yes, we also want to see who is more popular among us. That's it, goodbye!”
Deadpool knew that he couldn't beat Shan Ren, so he decisively gave up the deal and went back to threaten the old man to compensate him. As for whether Shan Ren was from the real world, he would talk to him next time. Now was not the time to do so. Moreover, if someone really came from his family…Boss, if that guy bit someone else, it would be a big problem. He had to go back and keep an eye on him.
Deadpool waved his hand and used the belt on his waist to teleport away from Shan Ren.
Seeing Deadpool leave, Dan Ren stopped smiling and looked coldly at a small camera in the corner. He waved his hand and shattered the camera into pieces.
"Striker? You actually have designs on me?" Shan Ren muttered.
Also, why did the head Deadpool mentioned look so familiar?
PS: Thinking back to the speed of the update in the past, the current speed has completely exploded from the past ~
PS: Begging for flowers, votes, and collections ~
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