"You guys are really hooligans. You didn't patrol early in the morning and didn't look at your city gates. She insisted on watching my live broadcast! So be it! You want me to show you guys my ultimate trick to pick up girls?？”Ye Fei complained to the live broadcast room.
Mighty Miracle God actually chased away all the plant spirits. She watched her brother chat with Hu Yifei. F * ck! Do immortals have to be so free…
However, he knew it after thinking about it. These guys must be standing there watching me and Hu Meimei chat. She was holding toilet paper in her hands!
What the f * ck! You guys are so dirty!
Ye Fei looked at them with an evil smile.
Heavenly Soldier Flying Sword and his good brother were frozen like turtles next to the Milky Way.
"F * ck! Can't you just patrol properly? At least move! So cold! Then, he even watched me hook up with a girl. You guys are going to play with the entire galaxy. Be careful that the Weaver Girl will come and kill you two on the Chinese Valentine's Day! "Ye Fei looked at these two fellows and was at his wit's end.
F * ck! These two must have been sent by the Jade Emperor to tease me. His face was covered in snot, and he was as cold as a turtle. He even looked like a pig trying to hook up with a girl.
How long had he been holding it in?
"Bro! Don't you have any girls in the Heavenly Court? Wouldn't those floral spirits be able to use it even if they endured it? "Ye Fei gave two small suggestions.
Instantly, the two Heavenly soldiers were so scared that they almost peed their pants. Beside him was the Milky Way. Squatting at the side. The two of them got something like a big tent from somewhere and put it on their bodies. He rubbed his hands together to keep warm.
"Mortal! You don't know. Our Heavenly Court is having a hard time, who doesn't have a boss now? The flower spirits were all spirits of plants and were raised by the Zenith Heaven Golden Immortals of the Heavenly Court as children. It would be a great favor if the palace could perform a show for you! If you want them to do that with you! That was absolutely impossible. We've been in the Heavenly Court for countless years. I was quite lucky. When the Great Sage Sun wreaked havoc in the Heavenly Palace, I went down to pass time for more than 500 years. The other brothers were all suffering! He had been in the Heavenly Court for over a thousand years, but he had never touched a woman's hand! "I'm about to cry when I talk about the celestial weapons and flying swords.
The Heavenly Soldier beside him was crying like a man in tears.
Ye Fei looked at them helplessly. F * ck! What was going on! These brothers complained to me. I can't solve it for you, can I?
"Sigh! I know that your lives are hard! I can't help you solve your practical problems! There are inflatable dolls here, but I can't send them to you. Ou Yezi had a way to get the knife over. But I guess you guys can't do anything either. "Ye Fei has a helpless expression. He looked at these Heavenly soldiers.
"Mortal! We also know your difficulties. We brothers don't want to think about that. We'll be content just to watch your live broadcast of those girls. We don't have much income, and the money we earn in Heavenly Court is just enough for us to eat and drink. I'll reward you with the Spiritual Lucky Immortal Soil and Rain Flower Grass! You just have to help this bro satisfy his eyes! "Heavenly weapons and flying swords are quite easy to talk to.
Ye Fei was touched. These two brothers were really good people! However, what was the use of the Lucky Spirit Immortal Soil and Rain Flower Grass? I don't know. Forget it, just leave it there. It's already a few hundred now! Unlimited stacking of items didn't take up space.
Looking at these two brothers again, her heart softened. I was touched. These two brothers had persisted for over a thousand years. It really wasn't easy. I have to save them!
As he thought about it, Ye Fei suddenly found a trace of memory in his memory!
Something's not right! I think I have something to show them. Xu Xian, that coquettish fellow, had given him a good book! He wondered if he could return the gifts from the Heavenly Court! I'll try!
Receive the reward! What landed in Ye Fei's hand was a rather thick booklet. The paper was of excellent quality. It felt good in his hand.
Then, he looked at the contents of the love book written on it.
Flipping to the first page, Ye Fei immediately felt like the world was turned upside down!
What the f * ck! Was this written by the legendary Xu Xian? This guy was not a good person! He actually wrote a little yellow text? No! This could no longer be called small, right? It was even dirtier than the historical masterpiece, The Plum in the Golden Vase! I can't stand it anymore!
She quickly closed the book. If the baby and Little Deeny saw this, his reputation would be ruined.
"Hurry up! Hurry up and get it for you! In the live broadcast room, he quickly teleported. Return the reward items! "Ye Fei kept urging! The two brothers 'eyes were red. It was estimated that if Ye Fei delayed a little longer, these two guys would directly jump into the Milky Way to take a shower and scare Ye Fei to death.
"Swoosh!" Ye Fei felt his hand become lighter! Then, he saw a book suddenly appear on the head of the flying sword.
"Pa!" The slap landed on his face. This fellow actually refused to let go. He raised both his hands and hugged the book as if he was hugging something important.
The Heavenly Soldiers beside him were even protecting him at all times, afraid that others would snatch him away.
"What the f * ck! It wasn't easy being an immortal! It seemed that it was better to be human! Hahaha! Fortunately, I'm a human. I have to be a human in my next life. I'll still have a live broadcast room! I'm still so awesome that I don't explain! Hahaha!"
Ye Fei was smiling at the wall! Suddenly, he felt a chill on his back. He had a bad feeling!
In the end…facts spoke louder than words! Ye Fei felt a pain in his waist! Then, he heard the voices of two women!
"What are you doing here by yourself? I heard that you brought all the beauties in the apartment to the entertainment room this morning! Tell me the truth, what bad things have you done?”Baby pinched Ye Fei's ear with anger.
Towards women, towards this…Ye Fei also had no way! After all, I'm not the kind of person to hit a woman!
Men! What kind of ability was it to be indomitable, to be able to make a name for himself outside, to be able to fight, and to beat and scold his own woman?
"Oh my god! I'm innocent! Brother only invited them over to give out red packets and cheer them up. Then, he told them about the change in the name of the apartment and the future payment system! If you don't believe me, you can ask them!”Ye Fei shouted.
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