"What?" The comic man was stunned. This, this was a huge sum of money! Even if I was a professional manga artist, I wouldn't be able to earn so much money!”
Bai Xiaofei sighed. Uncle, think about it. This Brother Corpse virus is so terrifying. Ever since it broke out in City H, who knows how many people have died? You and I were lucky to survive. If this zombie brother falls into the hands of a malicious person or organization and spreads the disease, you and I will become the biggest sinners in the world. Can you guarantee that you will still be so lucky to escape the next infection?”
The comic uncle was stunned and scratched his chin."Ah, Bai Xiaofei, you have a point. Sigh, look at what kind of evil thoughts I have. You just saved my life, and now I'm thinking of making money from Brother Insect Corpse. My conscience has been ruined by money. 'Forget it, forget it. When the army rescues us, we'll secretly kill this Brother Insect Corpse. Such a thing really shouldn't exist in this world.'”
The comic man said that, but looking at the lively zombie brother in the glass bottle, he still felt a little pained. He couldn't help but reach out and pick up the glass bottle, mumbling,""This Brother Insect Corpse is interesting. It's so small, but it can make Brother Vine Corpse, who occupies the entire building, avoid it. What ability does it have…Ah! It hurts!"
It was the manga uncle who had accidentally pulled the wound on his lower body when he was moving. A sharp pain came. He sucked in a breath of cold air and subconsciously covered his crotch. His movements were too hasty, and his hand slipped, causing the glass bottle to fall out of his hand!
Bai Xiaofei saw it and quickly reached out to grab it. His fingertips touched the glass bottle, but he missed it. The glass bottle changed its trajectory and fell to the side of the coffee table. With a bang, the glass bottle shattered on the ground!
"Brother Insect Corpse!" The manga uncle shouted and wanted to pounce over, but there was another sharp pain from his lower body. He almost knelt down and read the entire story.
Bai Xiaofei was so anxious that his eyes turned green. No matter how free Brother Insect Corpse was, it would be harder than ascending to the heavens to catch it!
If he allowed it to enter his or the manga uncle's body, who knew if he could still catch it? He did not want to be stabbed in the grandchild's pocket. He was not married yet! Even if Brother Insect escaped from the room, it would be a big deal. Brother Vine Corpse would definitely take the opportunity to sneak in and attack Bai Xiaofei and Uncle Manga.
Bai Xiaofei leaped over the coffee table and pounced. He made up his mind that even if he had to kill Brother Insect Corpse on the spot, he would not let it escape!
The red zombie fell to the ground with the glass bottle. It seemed to be a bit dazed as it got free. It spun around on the ground for a while. Bai Xiaofei had already pounced on it and was about to step on it with his shoe. Suddenly, a small figure flashed and pecked the zombie into its sharp mouth. It stretched its neck and swallowed the zombie.
COCO! The comic uncle's pet penguin Coco actually swallowed Brother Insect Corpse alive!
This fellow was obviously extremely hungry and ate whatever he could catch.
The problem was that it had eaten Brother Insect Corpse!
Bai Xiaofei and the manga uncle were both stunned. This series of changes was too unexpected. Their brains were petrified.
But soon, Penguin Coco's strange behavior woke the two of them up. They saw Penguin Coco's round body spinning on the ground as if he had a stroke of wind. His short legs and wings flapped wildly...
Mutated! Penguin Coco was mutating!
Bai Xiaofei's tone changed. Hurry up! What knives, sticks, and whatnot did they have at home? Kill Penguin Coco before it completely mutated!”
" In the kitchen…there are kitchen knives and watermelon knives…There's a mop in the bathroom, but the handle is made of plastic, so it's not sturdy enough…Bai Xiaofei, do you really have to kill Coco?" It was just a penguin. Even if it had mutated, how scary could it be…Ah!”
The manga uncle screamed like a girl and was stunned!
Bai Xiaofei was about to run to the kitchen when he stopped. It was too late. Penguin Coco had completely mutated!
A bug appeared on Coco the Penguin's back. From its appearance, it should be Brother Insect Corpse. However, at this moment, countless thin legs on Brother Insect Corpse's side had already firmly grown into Coco the Penguin's body. Four spider-like legs grew out from Coco's side. The tips of the legs were extremely sharp, and they pierced a hole in the floor. Coco's head also had a bunch of eyes that were spinning around. What was even more ridiculous was that a long tongue grew out of Coco the Penguin's mouth, and it swung the Agent Sweetie Wife around on the ground. Her husband was addicted to it.
Looking at Penguin Coco's mutated corpse, the manga uncle knew how ridiculous his words about how scary Coco's mutation was were. Look at those four sharp legs. When they crawled on the ground, they pierced a deep hole in the hard wooden floor. If they were to pierce into his body, it would immediately pierce two transparent eyes.
The comic uncle was so anxious that his tone changed."Bai Xiaofei, go to the kitchen and get a kitchen knife to kill it!”
Bai Xiaofei was just about to take action when the penguin corpse brother heard the manga uncle's shout. Countless eyes popped out of its head and stared at the manga uncle. Then, with a whoosh, it flicked its long tongue at the manga uncle.
The comic man lowered his head in a panic. Suddenly, the long tongue pierced through the comic man's hair and nailed it to the wall. The seemingly weak tongue was harder than steel, and it actually left a thumb-sized hole in the wall! The remaining force disappeared, and the wall beside the pit cracked a few times. Good heavens, this was comparable to the power of a bullet.
Fortunately, the manga uncle was wearing a wig, so the Penguin Corpse Brother's attack missed.
The manga man had a bald head. Ignoring the pain all over his body, he gritted his teeth and ran to the bedroom next door."Bai Xiaofei, quickly hide inside!"
The penguin corpse brother retracted its tongue and prepared to attack again. However, it did not expect that the wig on the tip of its tongue would also be brought back. Pfft, it covered its head, covering those densely packed eyes tightly.
After the mutant penguin corpse brother had mutated, although it had sharp spider legs and an invisible tongue that could kill people, it had no choice but to take off the wig on its head. It cooed and spun on the ground, but it was in vain.
Bai Xiaofei saw an opportunity and was about to run to the kitchen to find a kitchen knife when the comic uncle poked his head out of the bedroom and shouted,""Bai Xiaofei! Hurry, come in, I'm closing the door!”
Bai Xiaofei hesitated for a moment, then turned around and ran into the bedroom. Bang! The bedroom door slammed shut.
In the living room, the penguin corpse brother was still spinning crazily, trying to get rid of the wig covering his head. Unexpectedly, the long hair entangled together and became more and more entangled. Although the penguin corpse brother heard that Bai Xiaofei and the comic uncle had escaped into the bedroom, it did not catch up for a while.
After Bai Xiaofei and the manga uncle escaped into the bedroom, they immediately worked together to pile the desk, cabinet, and glove box behind the door. The manga uncle no longer dared to say things like " It's just a penguin. Even if it mutated, how scary could it be?" The strike from the penguin brother almost opened a hole in his head. He wished he could pile everything that could move behind the door to stop the penguin brother from coming in. Because he had used too much strength to move the heavy object, the wound under his bandage opened up again, and blood seeped out. He gritted his teeth and did not make a sound.
Finally, the bedroom door was blocked by all kinds of junk, and Bai Xiaofei and the comic uncle sat down.
"Uncle, what weapons are in this room?" Bai Xiaofei asked anxiously.”
The comic man smiled bitterly and shook his head."This is a bedroom, a place to sleep. There are no weapons here.”
Bai Xiaofei pounded the floor." This is bad. Uncle, you shouldn't have rushed me into the bedroom just now. If I could run into the kitchen and find a kitchen knife, it would be better than being barehanded. Do you think this door can stop Brother Penguin Corpse? You saw it with your own eyes just now. Its tongue can crack the cement wall. This door is only made of wood. How can it withstand it?”
The comic uncle was also a little resentful as he muttered,"" I was just thinking about escaping and didn't think too much about it. Maybe we were lucky and the wig was always on Brother Penguin's head, so it couldn't attack us..."
The manga uncle's voice became softer and softer. Even he knew that this matter was as hopeless as a pie falling from the sky.
Bai Xiaofei didn't have the time to blame the comic uncle. He crossed his arms and walked around the bedroom. Suddenly, he saw the blanket on the bed and his eyes lit up."Uncle, what do you say we cover Brother Penguin Corpse with the blanket?”
"A blanket?" The comic uncle was stunned.
Bai Xiaofei clapped his hands. There are only two organs on the body of the penguin corpse that have the ability to attack. One is the spider leg and the other is the tongue. If we use the blanket to cover the entire body of the penguin corpse, even if its sharp legs and tongue can pierce through the blanket, its entire body will still be wrapped inside, and its movements will be greatly restricted. Then, we'll run to the kitchen and find a kitchen knife and other weapons. If we want to fight or kill, it'll be easy. We can even think of a way to just chop off Brother Penguin's tongue and feet, leaving only the body that's combined with Brother Insect. That way, we'll be safe again.”
The comic uncle's eyes lit up. This is called using softness to overcome hardness!"
"Uncle, did Brother Penguin Corpse, Coco, have any special preferences when he was alive?" Bai Xiaofei asked.”
The comic man scratched his bald head.”
" Before we cover Brother Corpse Penguin with the blanket, we have to think of a way to distract it," Bai Xiaofei said." Otherwise, when its tongue flicks over, we will have a hole in our heads before we can throw the blanket away." I've killed two corpse brothers before and found that they were very persistent about the things they liked when they were alive. If COCO had something he liked in particular when he was alive, we could use it to distract COCO. It wouldn't take too long, just enough time for us to throw the blanket over him.”
"Something Coco likes? Yes, yes, yes. I'll find it for you now." The manga uncle agreed immediately. He got up and rolled around on the bed for a while before handing over something."Here, Bai Xiaofei. This is Coco's favorite.”
Bai Xiaofei glanced at it and didn't know whether to laugh or cry."Uncle, why are you still joking around at a time like this?! Isn't this a toy penguin?”
The manga uncle said seriously," I'm not joking. Coco really likes this toy penguin. Speaking of which, it's quite pitiful. The people next door have cats and dogs. When the kittens and kittens walk around, they can play with each other. The husband is addicted to it. I was the only penguin in the vicinity. Coco was alone and didn't even have a playmate. So I bought this toy penguin to keep him company. I didn't expect Coco to really like it.”
Bai Xiaofei was full of doubts. This, this was too ridiculous. He carefully looked at the toy penguin in the manga uncle's hand. It was slightly smaller than COCO, but it was quite exquisite. There was also a sound device installed in its body. When it pinched its stomach, it would make a " gu " sound. The toy penguin had a bow on its head, indicating that it was a female penguin. The comic uncle noticed Bai Xiaofei staring at the bow and whispered,""Coco is male."
They were really a pair!
Bai Xiaofei still felt that it was a little unreliable.""Uncle, this toy penguin is related to our lives. If Coco doesn't like it, it won't be able to lure the enemy and we'll be finished.”
"Why would I say something like that?" The comic uncle said anxiously. Look, the bottom of this toy penguin--isn't it dirty and has a hole in it? Let me tell you, Coco really treated it as a female penguin and often pressed on top of it to do those kinds of things. This hole was forcefully pecked out by Coco.”
Bai Xiaofei almost fell to the ground. No way. There was such a thing?! The corner of his eyes twitched as he looked at the part that the comic uncle was pointing at. Sure enough, there was a small hole on the toy penguin's " back "! The surroundings were extremely dirty, and there was even a faint smell.
The manga uncle said," I know it sounds like that…but when a pet is in heat, it will do whatever it wants. Isn't there a video on the Internet where a dog in heat stabs a pillow as if it's the object of that 'thing? Bai Xiaofei, don't worry, this toy penguin is Coco's favorite! Using it as bait would definitely divert Coco's attention.”
Bai Xiaofei gritted his teeth. There was no other way now!
"Then it's settled! Uncle, when we open the door later, you take the toy penguin out first to attract Coco's attention. It's best to let it face the bedroom so that the eyeballs on its head can't see what's going on behind it. I'll take the opportunity to throw the blanket over it. After that, you stay by Coco's side to prevent him from coming out from under the blanket. I'll run to the kitchen to get the kitchen knife…"
The comic man had a bitter expression on his face. He was still traumatized by the fact that Coco had flicked his wig away in the living room. He stammered,"You want me to lure Coco with a toy penguin? What if Coco doesn't care about his relationship with the toy penguin and attacks me? Speaking of which, Coco had mutated with the zombie brother. Perhaps his hobbies had changed. He didn't like toy penguins and only wanted to eat people? Why don't I let Bai Xiaofei lure COCO with the toy penguin while I throw the blanket and go to the kitchen to get the kitchen knife?”
" Uncle, look at yourself," Bai Xiaofei said anxiously." You're covered in bandages. Can you cover Coco with the blanket?" We only have one chance! The action of luring Coco with a toy penguin was relatively simple, so you had to do it.”
The manga uncle was about to say something when suddenly, a thud came from the bedroom door.
Bai Xiaofei and the comic uncle turned around and shouted at the same time,"“COCO!”
A thumb-sized hole had popped out of the thick wooden door. A long tongue was retracted from the hole. Coco had already gotten rid of his wig and was attacking the bedroom door!
Bai Xiaofei and the comic uncle felt a chill in their hearts. This wooden door was indeed fragile!
Bam, bam, bam. There was a series of concentrated sounds. Coco used his tongue to peck a circular hole in the wooden door. Then, with a bang, something hit the center of the hole. The circular wooden board was sent flying, revealing a washbasin-sized hole in the wooden door.
A yellow and black spider leg reached in from the hole, followed by a bunch of eyeballs that were rolling around on the top of his head. COCO was going to climb in!
Bai Xiaofei grabbed the toy penguin from the comic man's hand and threw it at COCO, who had already poked his head through the gap in the wooden door. Pa, the toy penguin missed its target and hit the door before bouncing back to the ground.
Bai Xiaofei was about to pick it up when suddenly, a long tongue bounced over and hit the toy penguin's butt. The entire tongue penetrated the toy penguin's body and popped out from its head. The tongue retracted, and the toy penguin and COCO disappeared behind the gap in the wooden door.
Then, a " Gu " sound came from the living room outside the door. Bai Xiaofei rushed to the gap and looked around. He saw Coco pressing on the toy penguin, squeezing, pressing, and stepping. The sound was made by the sound device in the toy penguin's body.
This toy penguin really attracted Coco's attention! However, the situation was already hopeless. Bai Xiaofei and Uncle Manga had to move the junk that was blocking the door before they could throw the blanket at COCO. COCO was already on alert.
Bai Xiaofei stomped his feet and ran to the window. He opened the window and looked out. He turned around and shouted,""Uncle, let's run. When COCO comes back to his senses, it'll be our turn to open a hole in our heads!”
The comic uncle ran to Bai Xiaofei's side and cried,""Run? Where to run? This was the sixth floor! You're not thinking of jumping off a building, are you?"
Bai Xiaofei nodded heavily. Uncle, we have no way to escape. If we don't jump off the building, we'll be waiting for death! "But Uncle, don't be afraid. Look, there's a huge locust tree downstairs. It's two or three stories tall. Later, we'll spread the blanket and jump directly at the tree. With the branches and leaves of the tree as a buffer, we should be able to land safely.”
The comic uncle peeked out and glanced at the big locust tree, then immediately retracted his head."This, this is still too high. It's useless even if I'm wrapped in a blanket.”
" I'm not wrapped in a blanket," Bai Xiaofei said hurriedly." I'm spreading the blanket under my body. Have you seen the Wingsuit Flight on the sports channel?" Use your hands and feet to spread out the four corners of the blanket as much as possible to increase the windward side. Then, try to jump down as flat as possible. Don't jump straight down…"
"Wingsuit Flight?" the manga uncle asked anxiously. I've seen it on TV before…That thing is too unreliable. There were a few foreigners flying in a wingsuit on Sky Gate Mountain, and didn't one fall to his death? Even professional players would fall to their deaths if they wore a professional wingsuit that cost more than 100,000 yuan. We used our quilts as wingsuits to jump. This is too, too…"
The veins on Bai Xiaofei's forehead bulged as he roared,""Uncle, special agent, sweet wife, husband is addicted to it! If you don't jump, you'll die!"
The manga uncle knew that he had no choice. If he jumped down, he might fall to his death, or he might be pierced by a sharp branch. However, there was always a chance that he would only fall or be lucky. If he could really land safely with the help of the " Quilt Wingsuit " as Bai Xiaofei said, and stay in the bedroom, he would definitely die.
The two of them did not hesitate. They pulled out two blankets from the bedside table and tied the four corners of the blanket to their hands and feet with ropes. Then, they clumsily climbed up the windowsill.
The manga uncle poked his head out to take a look. A gust of wind blew, and the branches of the big locust tree swayed. It made people dizzy and weak. The manga uncle was shocked and retracted his head."Bai Xiaofei, why don't you jump first? I-I'll learn a little."
Bai Xiaofei would be lying if he said he wasn't afraid. He had been very convincing when he was persuading the comic uncle. Now, he was standing by the window with his quilt tied. His legs were also weak when the night wind blew. At this moment, Bai Xiaofei suddenly realized that the " coo coo " sound from the living room had disappeared. COCO must have " finished " it. Birds were different from mammals. Their mating time was relatively short. In the next moment, COCO would enter the bedroom.
Bai Xiaofei closed his eyes and jumped down in the direction of the locust tree!
Spreading his limbs! Spreading his limbs! Bai Xiaofei roared in his heart. A free fall from a height of 15 meters would only take a blink of an eye. Even with the 'Quilt Wingsuit,' he would not be able to cushion himself for long. Two seconds? Three seconds? In fact, Bai Xiaofei had only heard a gust of wind by his ear before he bumped into the big locust tree wrapped in the quilt. He had curled up his body tightly. If he spread his arms and legs at this moment, he would be courting death. A branch stabbing into his chest and abdomen would be enough to kill him.
There was a series of clattering noises, during which Bai Xiaofei's heavy grunts and the sound of branches breaking could be heard. Plop! A body wrapped in a quilt fell heavily into the holly bushes under the big locust tree, smashing a large area of bushes into pieces.
Bai Xiaofei poked his head out of the bunched up blanket. His face was covered with thin blood stains from the branches. He untied the ropes on his hands and feet, pushed away the blanket with several holes, and stood up while holding his chest and gasping. His chest hurt so much that he must have broken a few ribs. He was in so much pain that he could not breathe properly.
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