" Old witch, Good-For-Nothing," Andersen asked with a smile," you want to see the body of the widow who is bathing next door. What will you do?"”
The old witch and Good-for-Nothing fell into deep thought after a moment of silence, because Andersen's topic had hinted at something.
So Good-For-Nothing replied,"Pretend to be the widow's relative and knock on the door."”
"Idiot!"
Andersen scolded,"Even if a real relative knocks on the door, the widow will put on her clothes before answering the door."”
"Pretending to be her husband?" said the old witch.”
Andersen's eyelids turned white and he said weakly,""Don't tell me you hired kids to throw stones at her window while she was showering? If she doesn't have a window, you can just throw stones at her. Once she heard that it was a child's prank, she would most likely fart naked. If they came out to hunt him down, it would not be as simple as a light leaking out. Even if we are caught, it's none of our business. It's just a child's prank.”
"A talent!"
The old witch was stunned for a moment before admitting her surrender.
If she didn't pretend to be a child, the widow probably wouldn't come out for revenge. And even if he failed, he still had the child as a shield. To be able to think of these two points, Andersen was indeed the number one heretic figure in the An Kingdom. She was ashamed of her inferiority.
Good-for-Nothing's reaction was slow. After a long time, he sighed and said,"When it comes to pranks, I only recognize the boss. But what did this have to do with Prince Ziegv?”
Andersen's face was calm. He just smiled and did not answer.
Because of the Swan Lake Ballet, Prince Ziegv was very well-known. He was almost a legendary symbol of courage, handsomeness, and luck. Dealing with such a perfect and lovable prince, ordinary methods would definitely not work.
To deal with Prince Ziegf, he had to use the widow theory to deal with him.
"Woof woof!"
Jin Bao had returned. Judging from its proud expression, it had obviously helped Andersen find Prince Ziegf.
"Then it's time for my performance.”
Andersen smiled proudly, put on his cloak, and ordered the old witch and the others,""Wait for me outside the capital of the Ziegf Kingdom. Remember, don't expose your tracks.”
With that, Andersen turned into a cricket and landed on Jinbao's body. He hid in Jinbao's hair. The next moment, Jinbao, who received Andersen's order, rushed to Prince Ziegf.
"What is Boss going to do?"
"Don't use your stupid brain to measure His Highness 'plan.”
After the old witch finished speaking, she went back into the carriage and ignored Good-for-Nothing.
******
On the way south.
Prince Ziegv brought a burly man, an archer with a hunting bow, and a strange man who had one of his nostrils stuffed and only breathed out through the other. This strange formation of four people relied on their strong warhorses to rush south. It seemed that they were going to pass through Hua Xia City.
However, when they came to the horse path on the plain, they saw a man who clearly had a pair of healthy legs. However, one of his legs was tied, and he was jumping around like a rabbit, walking in a funny way.
Seeing this, Prince Ziegv asked with concern,""Hello, I'm Prince Ziegv. Did you tie one of your legs to make it more comfortable?”
"No, I'm the best runner in the world," the eccentric replied."I've never seen anyone run faster than me. However, because I walked too fast, I could easily hurt passers-by. In order to avoid accidentally injuring others and being arrested, I could only walk on one leg.”
"What a talent!"
" Princess Lannie is cursed," Prince Ziegv immediately invited." I'm going to ask a powerful witch to help break the curse." If you are willing to help me, I will give you wealth and noble status.”
"It's my honor to serve you."
The runner was easily taken in by Prince Ziegv.
This was Prince Ziegf, a perfect figure who was handsome, brave, and lucky. He was like a child of fate. The three people beside him were all coincidentally met when he was traveling in the past and were eventually recruited by him as subordinates.
The burly man was born with great strength, and he was not an ordinary strongman. He was a Divine Strongman who was comparable to a giant. The hunter was not an ordinary archer. He could accurately hit the eyes of a fly two miles away. He was the legendary godly hunter. As for the strange man with half his nostrils stuffed, if he used both his nostrils and breathed out with great force, the airflow produced would cause a strong wind and make the seven windmills spin.
As they continued south, they passed by a city. On the streets, there were many people laughing at a fool with a hat hanging from his ears.
Prince Ziegv walked over and reminded him with concern,""Hello, I am Prince Ziegv. Please put on your hat properly and don't hang it on your ear. Otherwise, others would think you were a fool.”
"I'm sorry, Your Highness," the strange man replied."I didn't mean it. For I am cursed, that if I put my hat straight, the cold will come, and the lovely birds, the beautiful flowers, and the wheat that nurtures us will all freeze to death. I cannot do it.”
" Princess Lannie has been cursed," Prince Ziegv sighed." I'm going to ask a powerful witch to help break the curse." You are an honest and kind person. If you are willing to help me, wealth and status will be bestowed upon you, and we can also lift the curse together.”
"That's great. I'm willing to follow you to find witches.”
Just like that, the man with the hat submitted to Prince Ziegv.
The six of them continued south with a clear goal. However, they did not know that behind them was a strange dog carrying a cricket. Following that.
"F * ck!"
Andersen was so depressed that he almost vomited blood as he watched Prince Ziegf's torturous aura.
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