"Handsome, a little massage is good for the mood, a big massage is bad for the body, and a strong massage is like ashes. Please let go of your Little Left and Little Right. My eyes are going blind.”
In the middle of the night, a cute female voice suddenly sounded in the room.
Terence was enjoying himself when he was shocked by this sudden sound. He suddenly let go of the little d * ck in his hand.
"Who is it?"
Terence turned on the table lamp and looked up to scan the room. Other than the Arowana swimming around in the fish tank, he was the only living thing left in his single apartment that was less than 30 square meters.
F * ck! Could this be a haunted house?
Terence was so shocked that he broke out in a cold sweat. No wonder the monthly rent was so cheap. It turned out that the house was haunted at night.
Oh my! It had been a week since he moved into this apartment. Every night, after watching Japanese art action movies on the computer, he would have a satisfying time.
Could it be that the female ghost in the house had seen his beastial behavior every night?
The flower tightened, and the little penis that had been bursting with blood vessels just now was frightened to the point where even its skin drooped.
He didn't have a peach wood sword or a Demon Subduing Saber. What if the female ghost jumped out from a corner and pounced on him, then dug out his heart, sucked his essence, and skinned him? Wouldn't he die without a complete corpse?
NO! I'm still a real China. He had lived for 21 years and had not even tasted a woman. Could he just die for no reason?
If I really go to the netherworld like this, my Old Qi will definitely go crazy. With his bad temper, he would definitely hunt him down to the 18th level of hell and flatten him into a meat paste.
Terence could no longer remain calm. A chill ran from his back to the top of his head, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
"Hahahaha, you're scared sh * t. I don't want to dig out your heart, eat your flesh, peel your skin, or suck your stinky essence. This lady's stomach is about to flatten from hunger, quickly feed me.”
The cute female voice sounded again. According to the direction of the audio transmission, Terence suspected that the female ghost might be near the fish tank.
Could it be that the female ghost could read minds?
Terence was powerless to complain. He did not expect female ghosts to be so awesome today. They actually had their own cheats. Not only could they have night vision, but they also had mind-reading skills. Wasn't this too f * cking all-rounded?
Did the King of Hell know that she was so awesome?
However, did she say that she wanted to eat? Could it be a hungry ghost?
Terence's mind was filled with the bloody scenes of the fox demon digging out the heart in Painted Skin and Painted Skin 2.
Hungry ghosts shouldn't have as strong a taste as fox demons, right?
Terence remembered that there were two buns and a bottle of soy milk in the fridge. Those were for tomorrow's breakfast. It was better to give it to the female ghost first in case of an emergency. He hoped that she was a cute ghost who liked to eat vegetables.
Terence opened the fridge and placed the buns and soy milk on the dining table.
She looked in the direction of the female ghost's voice and said weakly,"Beauty, there's only this much food at home for the time being. Just make do with it. I'll definitely go to the supermarket to buy delicious food for you tomorrow.”
"Pfft! Are you kidding me? These things should be fed to the pigs.”
The female ghost's voice was still very cute, and her soft baby voice was mixed with teasing giggles.
You actually dare to insinuate that I'm a pig?
If you don't want to eat, then forget it. I'm not going to serve you anymore.
Terence was still a little scared just now, but after his anger surged, he instantly became bolder and stronger. He suddenly did not feel the fear from just now.
Just what kind of monster was she? Terence wanted to see her real body.
He sat down on the sofa and picked up his phone, waiting for the female ghost to appear.
The little dragon fish seemed to have noticed that Terence did not seem to be as afraid of her as before. Moreover, he looked quite angry, so she did not continue to tease him.
He turned around and giggled." Stingy, you get angry when you joke. Go to the left drawer of the TV cabinet and get me a bag of imported fish food."”
She wanted to eat fish food?
Could this be a fish demon? Fish spirit? Fish ghost? Or a Fish Immortal?
Terence had a string of big question marks hanging on his forehead. He had reason to suspect that the cute female voice came from the little dragon fish in the fish tank.
If he was not seeing things, he saw the little dragonfish blink its left eye at him.
Since ancient times, there had never been a fish that could blink its eyes. Even a dead fish would die with its eyes wide open. This Arowana not only knew how to say that humans could, but it could also blink its eyes. This was too heaven-defying!
If something strange happens, there must be a monster.
Waving the food bag in his hand, Terence asked the little dragon fish,""Is this what you want to eat?”
"You already know the answer. You haven't fed me for a week. Are you trying to starve me to death?”
The little dragonfish blew bubbles and opened and closed its mouth. Its eyes were filled with resentment as it waited for Qi Tian to feed it.
F * ck! It really was an Arowana that could speak human language!
Terence felt as if he had hit the jackpot. The deja vu of 'Conch Maiden' suddenly appeared in front of his eyes.
He had to get to know this Arowana 'girl'!
What if this was an Arowana girl who could cook, wash clothes, and warm Chuang? Mommy would no longer have to worry about Baby finding a girlfriend.
Just thinking about it made him a little excited.
Terence looked at the Arowana with a wicked smile and said,""Little brat, it's not difficult to eat fish food. You have to tell me if you're a ghost or a demon.”
He waved a few pieces of fish food in front of the Arowana's eyes and quickly put them back into the bag. He didn't believe that this little hungry ghost wouldn't tell the truth.
"Ah ~"
Arowana let out a long sigh and rolled his eyes at Terence with disdain. He rebuked,"Even a pig will climb a tree if a man is reliable. I told you to throw a few fish food and you still haggle. You're far worse than my Sister Qianqian.”
After saying that, the Arowana wagged its tail and hid under the seaweed in the fish tank. It lay there motionless.
At this moment, Arowana was very depressed!
Eh? The cute little fish was actually angry! Who the hell is Sister Qianqian?
Terence was amused by the cute angry Arowana. He didn't expect her to be a fish with integrity. She would rather starve than give in. She had a personality!
Alright, since you don't want to say it, then there's no need to say it. I've been defeated by you.
Terence threw a few pieces of fish food on the surface of the water as a sign of reconciliation.
The Arowana didn't appreciate it and continued to lie at the bottom of the tank, pretending to be asleep. Terence waited for a full five minutes, but she still did not get up.
He fed the Arowana several handfuls of fish food, but it didn't seem to arouse the Arowana's appetite.
"Hey, kid, are you really angry with me?”
"You're the little brat. Your whole family is little brats. All the children you give birth to in the future will be little brats, little brats, little brats.”
Arowana was really angry. Her cute baby voice sounded like she was about to cry. She suddenly missed Sister Qianqian.
In the past, Sister Qianqian always made the house beautiful and fragrant, and she never forgot to feed her. Every two days, she would be replaced with clean seawater.
All the seawater was obtained from the deep sea by the fishermen in the fish market at a high price. It was absolutely clear and unpolluted.
Heaven of Death! Stinky Qi Tian!
It didn't matter if he made the house dirty, but he had to show her Japanese art and action movies that were not suitable for children every night.
What was even more abominable was that he never fed her anything. He didn't even change the water for her when parasites started to grow in the fish tank. If it weren't for the fact that she was starving tonight, she wouldn't have disturbed him in the middle of the night.
Sigh! This lady's life is bitter!
Back when he was in the South Ocean Dragon Palace, he wore luxurious clothes every day. When had he ever lost his waist for three buckets of rice? Now, in order to fill her stomach, she had to beg others to feed her.
Thinking of this, sorrow welled up in its heart, and the dragonfish could not help but cry.
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