After passing through the Yellow Wind Ridge, it was the turn of spring and autumn. Today, the four of them finally arrived at a dangerous place.
Sun Xiaomei, who was carrying the load in front, saw the waves rolling on the river. Even a feather would not be seen if it fell into the river, let alone a ferry. It was extremely dangerous. "Master, I'm afraid this river is eight hundred li wide. It won't be easy to cross it."”
"Don't worry, we four will first eat vegetarian food, then find a way to cross the river.”
After saying that, he took his luggage and started a fire by the river. He set up the game and soon the fragrance was appetizing.
"My dear little Monk Sand, your master is here. Come out and welcome him…Master has prepared some delicious food for you. Why aren't you coming out yet…"
Tang San kept muttering as he roasted meat, making Sun Xiaomei think he had been beaten silly by Mother Xuan's sudden attack last night.
Mother Xuan, who was annoyed by the nagging, put down the wine bag that had not left her along the way and reprimanded,"Stupid monk, can you shut up?"
Ever since she lost her virginity that night, mother Xuan had become a man of few words, drinking wine for no reason, and also not speaking to the three. At most she would tease Xiao Bai who was extremely afraid of her, or else she would take advantage of Tang San's sleep to give him a few blows.
Hearing this, Tang San didn't continue, but instead suddenly said angrily: "What's wrong with Third Master Niannian? Why don't you take a look at what you're all doing! Why did the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal, make himself so beautiful when he was picking flowers and fiddling with them all day long?？You are Marshal Canopy, can't you be a bit more promising, no, can't you be a bit more useless? As long as you have guts, you even dare to hit me!”
"Most importantly, why are you girls? Why does a monkey look like a human? Didn't you reincarnate into the wrong pig? Why is it also a human? Also, why are you all so beautiful? Do you know how hard it is for me to recite the Heart Cleansing Mantra every day? Sigh…You ungrateful disciples, don't you know how to consider your master? I'm a man, after all. You've been walking with me all day, so you should think of satisfying me…"
After saying until the two were speechless, Tang San pointed at Xiao Bai leaning on him. Seeing that pitiful appearance, his tone immediately softened: "Among the three of us, my Little White is the best. She knows how to dote on me. Come, let me feed you meat."
"You're crazy!" After returning to her senses, Mother Xuan rolled her eyes at Tang San, walking to the side to drink.
Sun Xiaomei shook her head at Tang San, calmly plucking the wild flowers on her head, muttering while going to the riverside to kick stones: "He's quite sick…"
Seeing their gazes as if they were looking at lunatics, Tang San helplessly sighed bitterly. How could they know the pain in their hearts? A good Journey to the West had been turned into a harem biography of the Journey to the West. There was a beautiful young girl named Sun Wukong, a hooligan named Zhu Bajie who had been f * cked by her, and a loli little white dragon who was only acting coquettishly and cutely... Why didn't she turn Third Master into a woman too?
Eh…Third Master shuddered and did not dare to imagine it anymore.
Now, he only hoped that Sha Wujing, who would appear later, would be a little more normal.
I don't expect you to be a man. Please don't be as strange as the three people beside you. Each of them makes me want to stop but I don't know where to start…
Little White was still too young and couldn't eat it. The Dharma Idol wouldn't last long either. It would probably turn into a child before it was done.
Sun Xiaomei was too fierce and couldn't be eaten. Even though he could use the Golden Hoop Incantation to force her to submit, Tang San had no doubt that even if Sun Xiaomei was pressed down by Rulai for several hundred years, she would still risk her life to kill him.
Mother Xuan…had already eaten it, but it would be troublesome after eating it. If Third Master did not have the Desolate God Battle Armor, he would not even have a strand of hair left. Not only did Mother Xuan not do anything along the way, but she also caused a lot of trouble. For example, her routine sneak attacks every night made Third Master not know how long it had been since he had a good sleep…
My dear disciple, Monk Sand, please be more reliable and not so unconventional…
As soon as he finished thinking, an explosion broke the silence.
A figure jumped out of the churning river and shouted angrily at Sun Xiaomei, who was throwing stones into the river,"Which blind person dares to throw stones into the Flowing Sand River? Don't you know that throwing stones randomly will hit people? Even if it didn't hit anyone, what if it hit a small fish or shrimp? Indiscriminately hurting the innocent, do you still have any humanity!？”
Tang San, whose mouth was full of oil as he bit into the roasted meat, raised his head and looked, instantly petrified……
Oh no, another weirdo!
A tall woman stood on the wave. She was wearing a purple leather dress made of unknown material. He carried a black staff on his shoulder, his two strands of hair dancing in the wind. On his neck was a necklace made of nine heads, which looked terrifying and ferocious.
But that was not the most important thing. It was really not important, not important at all…
" Sigh…" Third Master sighed.
Third Master didn't want to talk about the height of more than 1.7 meters, but... is it really good for your breasts to be so big?
Under the purple leather jacket, a pair of shocking breasts were about to burst out, making people worry for that leather jacket, as if it would burst at any time.
Third Master stroked his chin and nodded affirmatively.
“36D！”
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