night
Lonely as water, ball-aching like a bachelor.
** Central region, a city.
In a simple but clean rental house.
On Simmons, two human-shaped objects were sleeping in each other's arms.
"I'm a handsome bachelor, a rich bachelor. "Or come to my house directly, treat me to a meal, talk about life with me, and be my wife.”
An adapted version of the song 'Bitter Bachelor' rang on his phone.
"Which bastard is calling me in the middle of the night?| Chicken?"
Xiao An closed his eyes and muttered. He had drunk too much tonight. White, red, yellow, and black.
Although she had slept for a while, she still felt dizzy and weak. She felt as if she was in a dream.
Xiao An let go of the human-shaped object in his arms and fumbled for his phone. He said in a daze,"Hey, who are you?"
"Hello, Mr. Lin. I'm sorry to disturb you! Is it convenient for you to answer the phone now?"
A melodious, dreamy female voice sounded.
"Are you crazy? Of course it's inconvenient in the middle of the night.”
Xiao An said with his eyes closed. Although the one who called is a chicken| F * ck, but why didn't he look at the time? Why was he still calling?
"Alright, since you're free, our company will pay you a return visit now. First of all, thank you for using our products.”
“......。”
"Please rate your satisfaction with the product. If you're very satisfied, press 1. If you're satisfied, press 1. If you're average, press 1. If you hate it, press 1.”
"F * ck, it's all 1. Why should I choose? Also, when have I ever bought your company's products?”
Xiao An was a little angry.
What kind of lousy company was this? Not only did they call for after-sales service in the middle of the night, but they also hired a female psychopath with a pleasant voice. Besides, other than buying instant noodles and a few bottles of mineral water, he had no money to buy anything else. He had never heard of after-sales service for instant noodles and mineral water.
"Thank you, Mr. Lin, for pressing the button. Our company will give a system to customers who choose the button. Please take note to check.”
The female voice was as otherworldly as ever.
"Ding!"
"Girlfriend system activated!"
"Scanning for girlfriend candidates!"
"Scanning locked. Please select your girlfriend!”
"Crazy."
Xiao An muttered and threw his phone away. He turned around and continued to hug the human-shaped object as he fell asleep. This was a human-shaped doll that he had scrimped and saved for a few hundred yuan to buy. He had just gotten it today.
Just as Xiao An was sleeping.
Above his head, a virtual screen that only he could see showed a roulette.
There were many circles on the roulette, and each circle was filled with densely packed avatars. Some were cold, some were cute, and some were charming.| Charming, there are big sisters, lolis, youthful beauty| There were all kinds of girls, and all of them were beautiful.
At the bottom of the wheel, there was a 10-minute countdown: 9:59,9:58,9:57,1。
When the countdown was reset to zero.
Ding! .
A red dot slowly rotated on these avatars, from slow to fast, and in the blink of an eye, it became a red line.
After a while, the red dot finally stopped.
Ding!
"Yao God Hua Qiangu has been selected. Begin teleportation.”
"Please make your first intimate contact with your girlfriend candidate as soon as possible so that you can lock her down for life. [Mission reward: Charm increased by 1 point, contribution points increased by 200 points] [Mission time limit: 30 minutes] If you fail the mission, you will lose your girlfriend for life. Countdown: 29:59 "
The avatar selected by the red dot on the roulette dimmed.
"Buzz, buzz, buzz."
The roulette shook for a while before turning into a speck of light and entering Xiao An's glabella.
At this moment, Xiao An was only wearing a short| He was holding a human-shaped doll with one foot on it.
Perhaps it was because something inappropriate was happening in his dream, his restless hands were unconsciously fiddling around.
His lips that reeked of alcohol bit the doll's ear, and his breathing was a little rough.| Heavy.
Ding!
The moment the light entered Xiao An's glabella, the human-shaped doll in his arms emitted a faint white light.
When the white light dissipated.
The human-shaped doll turned into another person.
She was dressed in a gorgeous blood-red dress with black, hollow edges. Her hair that reached her waist was like a black waterfall.
Her fair and clean face shone with a faint halo that kept strangers away. Her long and thick eyelashes were slightly raised.| It was like a purple veil covered with a thin layer of mist hanging over her eyes.
This was an extremely beautiful girl. She was flirtatious and gorgeous, but there was also a mysterious and holy air about her. This kind of beauty was so beautiful that it could cause all things to lose their color. It was the beauty of despair and loneliness. Ming Ming You| It was extremely cold, but it also made people feel cold to the bones. It was as if they could see the desolation and sorrow at the end of the world at a glance.
The thing in his arms had become a real person, but Xiao An, who was sleeping soundly, was unaware of it. He continued to move his hands and mouth restlessly.
Perhaps it was because of the clothes, but Xiao An frowned. Then, as if his hand was equipped with GPS, he actually crawled through the complicated clothes and grabbed two soft balls.| Meat.
"Oh."
Hua Qiangu twisted his body as if he was feeling very uncomfortable.
She didn't wake up, and she didn't know that a pair of ghostly claws were moving up and down her body, left and right.
At this moment, he had become the combination of Huang Yaoshi and Xiao Feng.| He executed the divine power of the finger flick and the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms to the fullest.
Ding!
" First intimate contact with girlfriend candidate-Demon God Hua Qiangu. The candidate has been added to the girlfriend list. Please check the specific attributes and missions. [Mission reward: Charm increased by 1 point, contribution points increased by 200 points]”
"It's so real. It actually has its own temperature.”
"Eh, what's this?"
Xiao An pondered in his sleep. When he received the goods in the afternoon, he checked them carefully. Other than the hair, the humanoid doll's entire body was very clean.
"Oh!" Suddenly, Hua Qiangu's cherries became small.| He opened his mouth and exclaimed,
Master, you're so bad."
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