"Which big hand can explain why the streamer is like a mad dog that has eaten a spring and is moving faster and faster at the pure Brother Flame? It was much faster than the current Weapon Masters!”
"Moreover, this ugly streamer didn't even use any meat equipment. Why does it look like his HP is about 100 more than normal?”
"Downstairs, please explain!"
"Downstairs, please add 1."
"Although the streamer is an ugly b * stard, all the brothers in front of me are a bunch of stupid B * stards in my eyes!”
"How can I be ashamed? Hurry up and explain!"
"He's just a few years older than us! It's not that you're knowledgeable!"
"Cough cough, a bunch of noobs. Today, I'm going to give you guys some general knowledge about LOL history! The reason why the streamer's rabid actions were so fast was because the passive of the ulti could be as fast as 14%! And he could only fold it ten times at most! Now, it was at most ten or six times! How could it be the same? As for the reason why his HP increased by 100, it was a huge BUG! S1 weapon passive, every attack power provided by the item will increase Jax's HP by 3 points. Each point of spell strength provided by the item will increase Jax's HP by 2 points! A great spear was half a madman! I'm asking you, do you still need a hairy equipment?”
"F * ck!"
"I'm convinced! He wished he could have grown up in that flirtatious era! Big hand, let me give you a kind reminder. You've exposed your age!”
" F * ck!!!"
"Hahahahaha!"
The three robots had already rushed over when Zhou Fan was beating up Fiery Man. They charged angrily towards Zhou Fan's area! However, Airplane didn't dare to go over. Lolita followed closely behind the machine!
Zhou Fan didn't plan to take a detour and run away. A machine with an AP skill, his ultimate skill and dodge value combined to form a grinding resistance, so he wasn't afraid of the damage of a machine's ultimate skill at all. If he was lucky, he would be able to hit a little more and die. If he was unlucky, hehe!
Machine took the lead and swung his W-skill at Zhou Fan. Zhou Fan looked at AD, who was dealing dirty damage behind him. His Q-skill wasn't close enough, so he let him do it!
Under the skill damage, Zhou Fan missed A few normal attacks. After recovering from his ultimate skill, Silence, he landed on the ground and used a Leap Slash to slap the loli! At this moment, Zhou Fan was already at half health!
The loli, who had received the AHAE hammer, immediately used a third of her health to escape. Zhou Fan had already known where the loli had used her Flash, so he instantly dodged and ignited the stun. He then turned back confidently! The loli woke up and took a few steps forward, helplessly falling to the ground!
The Master of Human-Machine Weapons was on the verge of going berserk!
Airplane continued to bombard the Weapon Master who only had one-third of his health left! When the damage was dealt, the few misses made the Airplane players tremble in anger.
The machine also rushed over to chase after Zhou Fan. It hated this weapon that had once fooled it and now completely ignored it! Seeing Zhou Fan's unhealthy HP, he became even more excited!
Zhou Fan waited for his skill to cool down and entered the grass in the river. The plane and the machine lost their vision! Airplane didn't dare to come over, so it kept firing bombs from afar!
Zhou Fan casually dodged the missiles from the plane! He continued to flee! At this moment, Zhou Fan was in a dilemma. If he ran, he would definitely be able to escape safely. However, he was completely unwilling to just kill one! However, his Flash was gone. Airplane was as wretched as a rabbit. He couldn't hit him! And to be honest, it was really dangerous to burn himself! Forget it, I'd better run to the tower first!
The robot watched as the man-machine weapon escaped and rushed over with its W. The painful experience of the previous two Q attacks could not help but surface in its mind! Definitely not Q! E first!
Looking at the weapon that was about to be hammered up by him, the machine happily thought of the perfect outcome that would follow. You're f * cking dead!
Pa! With a True Eye under the turret, Zhou Fan jumped over with a Q-skill!
"F * ck! He actually knows how to f * cking poke Q in the eye?" The robot player was stunned. He didn't have time to use his Q the moment Zhou Fan landed.
"F * ck, let's take a gamble. This man-machine weapon can move! I'll hook the right side!" The robot's Q grabbed Zhou Fan's left!
"F * ck you! I'll kill you!" The machine rushed to the top of the tower and charged at the damn weapon!
Zhou Fan landed on the ground and did not move at all. He quietly watched the yellow hooligan grab the milk hook and brush past him! When the live-stream rushed in and set its head ablaze, the machine that was hammering around happily turned on its E and slapped the other party's head twice!
The master of man-machine weapons was unstoppable!
"Wahahahaha! Although this ugly streamer is ugly, his IQ is f * cking high!”
"My heart aches for my machine being suppressed by the intelligence of man-machine weapons!”
"My heart aches for Airplane, who was watching from behind with his mouth agape!”
"My heart aches for my machine. It gave money to the ugly streamer to buy a big gun and charge at the tower!”
"I don't know if my machine will hack again later!”
"Heartache your sister! Don't f * cking waste words! There are readers urging for updates! Everyone, watch the live broadcast!"
"This machine, can't I be so hot-blooded when I speak? If I could talk in the game, I would have been so excited that I would doubt my life!”Zhou Fan stood at the fountain and said smugly.
"Host, do you think that if you can speak in the game, it will be more conducive to destroying the confidence of the players in the human-machine zone?”
"Of course! I've been in LOL for years! From a civilized and polite young man who never cursed, he became a person who could hack and scold his teammates. If he advanced, he could take on five by himself, and if he retreated, he could wait for twenty shots. He could fly to save the enemy and block his teammates. If you are quiet, you will not see people for a hundred years. If you move, you will send people thousands of miles away. Heroic Flash gave him a hit and sold his teammates without looking back. With the wind and waves, throw against the wind. How much worry can you have? It's like five people, four pits, and 20 throwing internet mobs! I still remember that time when a brother scolded me, and I scolded him back. The two of us agreed to play together for a week, and I returned to King of Five with honor..." Zhou Fan continued to brag.
"Host, be quiet. Stop bragging! Since this would help speed up the destruction, then the host can speak in the game in the future! Automatic adjustment of team and full-screen mode!”
"System, I have both machines and machines! Is it useful in the team?" Zhou Fan thought to himself that this system was really a f * cking idiot! What the f * ck, inside and outside the team! I'm dying of laughter! However, if you can really talk in the future, don't be too awesome!
"You could have talked a long time ago! I turned off the public screen for you!"
"Eh? This f * cking system was also flustered and exasperated? What a talent! A primary school system?" Zhou Fan secretly slandered him in his heart, but he asked in confusion,"Lord System, why did you close it?"
"It's all because of you, you idiot. Every time you f * cking enter the game, you go to the shop and say such stupid words! Would I turn it off for you? Give me an endless pair of scissors, do you want it? Give me a hat! Do you want to be cuckolded? F * ck! Give me a pair of cloth armor shoes! Do you want a pair of broken shoes? Still f * cking in the water! Hurry up and play games! Idiot! Retarded!"
"How can you say such dirty words?" The system had already gone with the wind, leaving Zhou Fan in a mess in the spring.
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